Chapter 38 There is nothing that a chicken can't solve
Shao Liansheng was helpless when he heard a voice shouting from outside: "Mom, I'm back. I'm starving. Hurry up and get me some food! Hey, where is the person?"
"Ouch! Ouch, my sweetheart is back? I'll do it for you right away!"
Shao Liansheng couldn't care less about Ru Yue and ran out in three steps and two steps at a time. His face was as excited as welcoming an emperor.
Ru Yue heard her younger brother Ru Qiang’s voice outside getting louder and louder:
"What? The fish was eaten by the second sister? Why... No, I want to eat fish. I promised that there will be fish when I come back today... I don't, I don't! I want to eat fish, I want to eat fish! No.
I won’t go to school in the afternoon if I eat fish!”
Shao Liansheng's voice was vague:
"...Second sister ate...this...what can I do if I've already eaten it...I'll give you scrambled eggs, and your grandma said you can eat eggs today...ancestor, what do you want to do?"
"I want to eat chicken! If there is no fish, kill the chicken! Mom, kill a chicken. Mom, I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Grandma said that I will go to the city to find my uncle today and she will definitely bring back meat. You lied to me.
Lie to me, woo woo woo!”
Accompanied by the drake voice of a boy who is changing his voice, there is also the sound of banging the table.
Shao Liansheng hesitated for a long time, and finally his voice suddenly became louder:
"How can you kill chickens casually? We won't eat them if they are old and unfaithful. Oh, it's all your shameless second sister's fault. How can we eat your food? You are such an old girl and you don't feel sorry for her at all.
Brother, you are so ignorant! I don’t know how you gave birth to such a thing!"
"Are you telling me this specifically? Are you going to be miserable?" Ru Yue thought.
Haha! That is to say, why did I give birth to this thing?
I didn't even agree with you to give birth, but you gave birth to her, and ended up giving her away.
Since you gave it away, I have nothing to do with you, but it turns out that you are still trying to get benefits from me every day.
There is really no one left.
Ru Yue got up immediately and walked out.
Ru Qiang lay angry on the floor in the kitchen.
The fifteen-year-old boy was lying on a large area with his head under the table. Shao Liansheng was getting into the table to pull him.
Grandma Li Yuliang also squatted aside and coaxed:
"Oh, be good, let's eat scrambled eggs. Your father has gone to pick cabbage on his own plot, and no one has killed chickens for you. You eat scrambled eggs first, and watch me beat your second sister to death! Really! This bastard
How come the more you live, the more you go back!"
Ru Yue curled up her lips and walked straight to the chicken coop in the corner of the yard.
The chickens are said to be free-range, but in order to prevent random chicken poop, a net is set up in the corner.
Ru Yue put her hand into the net, and a few silly chickens thought they were about to feed, so they hurriedly came over to greet her.
Ru Yue grabbed one and pulled it out, then walked into the kitchen.
Shao Liansheng and Li Yuliang saw Ru Yue at this time and exclaimed in unison: "What are you doing!"
Ru Yue neatly took a large kitchen knife on the chopping board and smiled at her brother who was lying on the ground and said: "Qiangzi, get up quickly. If grandma and aunt don't kill the chicken for you, sister will kill it for you!"
After saying that, before those people could react, Ru Yue stuffed the chicken neck under the chicken wings and raised the knife.
Looking at it like that, I really want to kill the chicken.
Li Yuliang: "How dare you! Damn it! If you dare to kill a chicken today, I will beat you to death!"
Ru Yue smiled and winked at Ru Qiang: "Qiangzi, look, grandma says she loves you every day, and says you are the eldest grandson of the Ru family, but in the end, you are worse than a chicken."
Ru Qiang jumped up from the ground and knocked his head on the crossbar of the table.
He hissed in pain and shouted angrily: "Yes! Grandma, you are evil! You say every day that I am the treasure of the family and that I am the golden pimple who wants to carry on the family lineage. But in the end, you don't even give me a chicken to eat. I'm not as good as that."
A chicken, I am not as good as a chicken!”
Li Yuliang: "..." This, this, how can humans compare with chickens? Chickens can lay eggs, but can humans?
But at this time, it can only appease people and belittle chickens.
"No, no, how can a chicken compare to my precious grandson? Isn't it because your father is not around? How can your second sister kill a chicken? She is just teasing you."
Ru Qiang lay down on the ground again: "I don't, I want to eat chicken. My second sister won't let my father come back to kill me. I want to eat chicken. I want to eat chicken. I must eat chicken. I won't go to school today."
, I must eat chicken..."
Ru Qiang was rubbing his feet while making trouble, and the ground was covered in mud.
Shao Liansheng and Li Yuliang hurriedly helped and coaxed: "Oh, ancestor, get up quickly, stop making trouble..."
But how could Ru Qiang listen?
Ever since I was little, whenever Ru Qiang got into trouble, it wouldn't last for an hour or two.
The two women just coaxed me in a low voice, very attentively and patiently.
But this time, less than an hour later, Ru Qiang sniffed and sat up: "What does it smell like? It smells so good, it's chicken! The second sister has cooked the chicken, ah ah, the second sister is the best!"
Ru Qiang got up from the ground and went to lift the lid of the pot. Amidst the steaming smoke, a translucent chicken was actually cooking in the iron pot.
Li Yuliang looked at Ru Yue who was sitting under the stove and lighting the fire: "You, you, you actually killed the chicken?"
Ru Yue raised a piece of firewood as thick as an arm and waved it towards Li Yuliang: "Yeah, yes, my brother is so important. If he wants to eat, just kill him. Just pluck the hair out of the ready-made hot water. Let's burn the firewood in the countryside."
It rises quickly and you can eat it in a while. Grandma, you don’t have to thank me."
Li Yuliang: "..." Thank you so much to your family!
The old lady felt that her heart was sore and painful, but now that the chicken was in the pot, it was useless to let it go.
Li Yuliang beat his chest and complained: "You prodigal! Then hurry up and finish the cooking, get out of here, go back to work, save two more yuan for me next month, and I will buy some more chickens in the spring."
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Ru Yue only found it funny.
It seems that they still don't believe that she lost her job.
It doesn't matter, they will believe her if she stays for a few more days.
Ru Yue happily responded: "Yes, grandma, in that case, let's kill one chicken a month. When spring comes, we can buy chickens and raise them, which will be enough to eat."
"What? One chicken a month? You're going to die!"
Ru Yue said with a serious face: "Grandma, is it too few? If it is too few, one chicken every half a month is fine. Don't worry, I will be at home from now on, so just leave the killing of the chickens to me."
Li Yuliang: "..."
The old lady was so angry that she couldn't speak, but she turned around and looked at Shao Liansheng: "You've been coaxing her for a long time, but she still won't leave? Ah? She still won't leave, right?"
Shao Liansheng lowered his head: "Mom, she, she said she wanted to take a nap..."
Li Yuliang pumped his chest and stamped his feet: "You're a useless pig! I don't care! How can you get fired from a job that costs thirty yuan a month? No, tell her to go to work quickly. If she doesn't go... call her dad right away."