Jiangnan University, in front of the female dormitory building.
"Let's break up." Wang Ting's tone was cold and emotionless.
Opposite Lin Hai looked confused, and it took him a long time to squeeze out a smile.
"Tingting, don't make trouble."
"Who made trouble with you? To tell you the truth, when I am with you, I just want to find a long-term meal ticket, but what about you? Humph, I didn't even think I was qualified to be a meal ticket. I was really blind back then.
!”
"Tingting, this joke is not funny at all, I..."
"That's enough!" Lin Hai's words were interrupted by Wang Ting's sharp voice.
"I will not waste my youth on a poor country boy."
"Don't bother me again!"
Seeing Wang Ting turn and leave, Lin Hai's heart broke.
Back in the dormitory, several roommates were sacrificing themselves lol.
Lin Hai was lying on the bed, his eyes dull, staring at the ceiling in a daze.
"Ding dong!"
WeChat voice.
Lin Hai picked up the phone and took a look.
WeChat has detected a new version, do you want to update it?
renew!
Lin Hai weakly clicked confirmation.
"Um?"
Just after the update, a message was notified that a person named Taishang Laojun invited Lin Hai to join the Heavenly Trading Group.
Also invited were Taibai Jinxing, Erlang Shen, Thunder God, Lightning Mother, Dragon King of the East China Sea, Tieguai Li, Giant Spirit God, Nine Heavens Profound Girl, Chang'e, Tower King...
There are all kinds of characters in fairy tales.
Lin Hai couldn't help but smile. How could such a group of funny people come to be? He must have watched too many mythological dramas.
Just as I was about to log out, someone in the group started talking.
Erlang Shen: Who is the leader of the group? Send me a red envelope first. If not, I will let the dog bite you. (Followed by a smirking emoticon)
Roaring Dog: Woof!
Night Travel God: I won’t make up for it now, just wait for the red envelope (a drooling expression behind it)
Taishang Laojun: I am the group leader, but this is a trading group, not a red envelope group. If you want a red envelope, please @财神.
God of Wealth: It’s none of my business, whoever joins the group gets paid. (Followed by an eye-rolling expression)
Red Boy: @财神, stop ink stains and hurry up, or I will spit fire and burn your beard.
Taibai Jinxing: That’s right, hurry up and get rich @财神
Sun Wukong: Old man, hurry up, hurry up, you won’t be able to beat me! @财神
Taishang Laojun: If you agree with the God of Wealth giving out red envelopes, please rate 1
Erlangshen:1
Electron mother:1
Thunder God:1
Chang'e:1
Magic Blue:1
…
The group was instantly blown away.
Lin Hai was a little speechless, what a bunch of boring guys.
God of Wealth: Stop swiping, why don’t I send it, you’re a bunch of bitches (followed by an annoyed expression)
"Ding dong!"
Suddenly, a big red envelope appeared on the phone screen.
Lin Hai poked it subconsciously.
"You received the red envelope from the God of Wealth."
1 merit point?
Merit points? What? Lin Hai was a little confused.
Clicking on the wallet, I saw that there was indeed an extra "merit" inside, and the balance below was 1.
It must be a game prop, probably a new feature after the WeChat update.
Lin Hai could only understand it this way.
At this time, the group was in a frenzy again.
Yue Lao: Damn, 0.1 merit point, can you be more stingy @财神
Jiutian Xuannv: I have the best luck, only 1.1, stingy @财神
Giant Spirit God: @财神, stingy ghost 1
Erlang Shen: @财神, stingy ghost 2
Feng Bo: @财神, stingy ghost 3
…
Birthday boy: @财神, stingy ghost 10086
God of Wealth: You are the ones who are stingy, your whole family is stingy, pfft...
Group news: The God of Wealth's Qi is depressed, he is injured in vomiting blood, and his moral conduct is reduced by 10 years!
Erlangshen: Haha, not only are you stingy with your actions, but you are also stingy with your belly @财神
Dragon King of the East China Sea: That’s right, I vomited a lot of blood and dyed my whole East China Sea red. Send me a private message quickly, or I will sue you for polluting the environment (followed by a gloating expression).
Thor: @财神, are you stupid? Would this happen if you sent more red envelopes (followed by a look of contempt)
Nezha: @财神, stupid 1
Jade-faced fox:@财神,Stupid 2
…
The guys in the group suddenly started to gloat over their misfortune and formed a formation.
"Haha, that's interesting."
Lin Hai's depressed mood was relieved a lot under the influence of this funny group.
Taishang Laojun: Okay, let’s get back to the topic. This group is created to facilitate everyone’s trading of various items, techniques and genius treasures. If you have any new gadgets, you can sell them. I will take the lead first.
Taishang Laojun quickly interrupted these jokers, otherwise the God of Wealth would probably vomit blood again.
Taishang Laojun: 1 Jiuqiao Golden Pill, effect: after taking it, it will increase the Taoist practice by 10 years, and it comes with a price.
Erlang Shen: 50 merit points!
Sun Wukong: 100 merit points!
Taibai Venus: 150!
Sun Wukong: @太白金星, old man, are you going to compete with me, Old Sun? I’ll go to your house to see you later!
Taibai Jinxing: Oh, Great Sage, don’t you dare, I have something else to do, so I’ll get off first.
"Haha, the character of Sun Wukong is quite similar." Lin Hai watched the fun with his mobile phone.
Taishang Laojun: @Sunwukong, you monkey head, don’t cause trouble!
Erlangshen:200!
Sun Wukong:300!
Erlangshen:400!
Sun Wukong:500!
Erlangshen:600!
…
The two of them were competing with each other, and the others in the group had a tacit understanding and did not jump out again.
God of Wealth: 1000!
Suddenly, a dark horse came out.
Erlang Shen: Damn, it’s your uncle’s! @财神
Sun Wukong: You old man, your skin is itchy and you want to vomit some blood @财神
Chang'e: @财神, wow, rich man! I want to give birth to a monkey for you (followed by three shy expressions)
Sun Wukong: @嫦娥, you have to look for my old grandson to give birth to a monkey. I’ll see you under the peach tree in a while (followed by three flirting emojis)
Mother of Lightning: Rich, I am a cute girl, I know how to warm the bed, please take care of @财神 (followed by three drooling expressions)
Lei Gong: @电MU, Ah Dian, I’m sad (followed by a crying emoticon)
"Made, what a big loss." The God of Wealth ignored these jokes, directly traded with Taishang Laojun, and left.
He had to hurry up and make up for the losses he had just lost by vomiting blood.
Next, these funny guys started selling things one after another.
The dog food of the Roaring Dog, the private diary of the Queen Mother, the affair history of Tang Sanzang, the story that seven men and one woman had to tell (the Eight Immortals), all kinds of unreliable things made the group miserable.
Especially Zhu Bajie, who even auctioned off the little girl Chang'e replaced yesterday. It is said that she is already on the way to escape.
They laughed and cursed all night long before the group calmed down.
Lin Hai's mood has improved a lot. He seems to be very happy to have such a group.
"Ding dong!"
Jade Rabbit requests to add you as a friend.
pass!
Lin Hai still has a good impression of this person in the funny group.
"Great Immortal, "Moon Palace Immortal Sound", do you want it? I only need 10 merit points." As soon as it was passed, the message from Yutu was sent.
"I only have 1 merit point, and I just grabbed it."
"make a deal!"
Damn!
Yutu agreed so happily that Lin Hai immediately felt like he had been cheated.
Received 1 handwritten copy of "Moon Palace Immortal Sound", please check it in your wallet-Qiankun bag.
Open Qiankun Bag, and there are rows of small square grids on the interface.
In the grid in the upper left corner, there is a book with a light blue cover.
Manuscript of "The Fairy Sounds of the Moon Palace": the exclusive singing method of Chang'e, the Fairy of the Moon Palace, copied by Jade Rabbit when he was bored.
Extract?
extract!
"Big news, big news!"
The door to the dormitory was pushed open loudly, and the fat man Wang Peng rushed in.
"The school beauty of our school, Liu Xinyue from the music department, is singing in the candy bar!"
"Damn it, it's real or fake!"
"Impossible, Liu Xinyue is so pure, why would she go to a place like a bar?"
"Xinyue is the goddess in my dreams. Has she fallen?"
The school beauty is always the one that the boys pay the most attention to. When Liu Xinyue was mentioned, several guys in the dormitory immediately put aside their lol career and started talking about her.
If it were normal, Lin Hai would definitely have joined.
But now, Lin Hai couldn't say a word.
He is in great shock!
Looking at "Moon Palace Immortal Sound" appearing out of thin air in his hand, Lin Hai's heart was filled with emotions.
Shivering, Lin Hai opened the Tianting chat group, and read through the funny names in the group from beginning to end.
Then, a thought that was so ridiculous that even I couldn't believe it came to me.
"These funny guys in the group are not really gods from heaven, are they?"