Soon, Monk Sha's message was sent, but Lin Hai just took a look at it and immediately held his stomach and couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahahaha, this idiot was fucked by Tathagata Buddha again!"
Lin Hai laughed so much that his stomach hurt. He saw this on WeChat, and Monk Sha wrote this.
Sha Wujing: The Buddha said that the Golden Body Dharma is the great way. There should be no sloppiness, otherwise you will fall short. The first step is to find a bucket, add water and stir the gold evenly. The second step is to find a brush and brush the gold.
On the body, the third step is to dry it in the sun! The whole step is completed! Simple, right? The Buddha said that simplicity leads to great truth!
"Yes, the great path is simple, you are so right!" It took Lin Hai a long time to stop laughing. This monk Sha is so silly and cute. Just like Tathagata Buddha taught him this method, is he cultivating the golden body?
This is obviously a wall painting!
But at the same time, Lin Hai's impression of Tathagata Buddha also underwent a huge change.
I originally thought that the Tathagata Buddha was like the one shown in Journey to the West, with a solemn treasure appearance, majestic posture, insight into all things in the world, high above all living beings, and should not be blasphemed.
But looking at what happened to Monk Sha today, we can see that this Tathagata Buddha is just a naughty and mischievous fool!
"Destroying the three views, really destroying the three views!" Lin Hai shook his head and smiled bitterly, knowing that it was unrealistic to imitate Monk Sha and build a golden body. Tathagata's method was absolutely nonsense.
After finishing the conversation with Monk Sha, Lin Hai thought about it and found Nezha again.
Little confused fairy: Good brother, are you busy?
Nezha: It’s almost the final exam. I can’t do anything, and I’m worried about it. I’m busy asking the tenth prince of Xihai Dragon Palace to make cheat sheets for me. What can I say?
"Uh..." Lin Hai was speechless for a while. This unlucky kid was actually afraid of exams?
Little confused fairy: I have an urgent matter and I want to ask for your help. Can you help me make an armor that can cover my whole body? Remember, no bellyband!!!
Lin Hai specifically reminded that the last time he sold his dragon scale armor, it was made into a bellyband, which made it impossible for him to wear it, so he finally gave it to Liu Xinyue.
Nezha: It's a small matter! But wait a moment. When the tenth prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea finishes the cheat sheet for me, I will slaughter him and use his dragon tendons and scales to make armor for you!
puff!
Little confused fairy: No, no, no, no! (followed by a fearful expression)
Lin Hai almost vomited from fear, Damn, this little Nezha is so fierce, and he's just trying to kill people by crossing rivers and demolishing bridges. They just finished the cheat sheet for you, and you're going to kill them?
The tenth prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, he is also the second generation official after all. It’s okay to be bullied by you in normal times. If you really slaughtered him, the Old Dragon King of the West Sea would not come to you to fight for his life?
If we investigate this carefully and involve ourselves, who knows whether the secret of being in the mortal world will be exposed, and who knows if the old Dragon King has any means to destroy himself across the plane?
It's simply not worth taking such a big risk, not to mention that I have already prepared the materials for making armor!
Little confused fairy: Use this quicksand gold to help me make it!
Ding dong!
You sent a cubic meter of quicksand gold to Nezha.
Nezha: Use this thing to make it? What's the use? It will break when you poke it with your finger.
"Let me go, do you think everyone is as awesome as you?"
Little confused fairy: Don't worry about this, just do it. Don't show it anywhere except your eyes!
Lin Hai has personally verified the toughness of Quicksand Gold. With his strength, he cannot break through it even with the use of the Immortal Frost Blade.
Maybe it doesn't matter to the top gods like Sun Wukong Nezha, but at least it is enough for me to use it in the mortal world. Even the powerful ones in the Nascent Soul stage may not be able to break it.
Nezha: Well, wait for me.
Less than five minutes later, Lin Hai's WeChat message rang again.
Nezha sent you a piece of quicksand gold armor, please check it in the Qiankun bag.
"I'm going so fast?" Lin Hai couldn't help but be stunned. This little Nezha doesn't know how to fool around, right?
I quickly opened the Qiankun bag in WeChat and saw a golden armor in one of the squares!
Lin Hai touched it lightly with his finger and moved it to the armor, and the message immediately appeared.
Quicksand Gold Armor: Nezha made armor from quicksand gold, which has a certain protective effect.
"It's over? I'll go!" Lin Hai was a little disappointed. It turned out to be not a magic weapon, but one made by Nezha casually. Moreover, the introduction of the protective effect was extremely vague. It didn't look good!
Nezha: Daxian, I sent it to you, isn’t it cute?
"Cute?" Lin Hai almost cried. My brother asked you to make armor. How could he describe it as cute? Do you treat it as a toy?
"No, it's better to ask clearly!"
Little confused fairy: Good brother, how good is the protective ability of this armor?
Nezha: It’s like paper! I can blow it through even if I blow on it! (followed by a curled-up expression)
"Paper? Damn it!" Lin Hai was speechless, and asked again with the last glimmer of hope.
Little confused fairy: Can you withstand a blow from the Nascent Soul stage?
Nezha: What? Nascent Soul stage? Are you kidding me, Great Immortal? (There is a surprised expression behind)
"It's over!" Lin Hai suddenly felt despair, but then, Nezha sent another sentence.
Nezha: Although this armor is as fragile as paper, it can't even withstand the ant-like strength of the Nascent Soul stage? Daxian, you know that I have to take the final exam. After finishing the kindergarten stage,
Is it common sense? (followed by a cute expression)
"Hahaha!" Nezha's words made Lin Hai jump out of despair, replaced by deep surprise!
Little confused fairy: You are right, study hard! Brother Xinchun, don’t fail the exam! (followed by a raised eyebrow expression)
Nezha: Brother Chun? Who is it? Who dares to call me brother in front of me? If you have the guts, tell him not to leave after school!
"Hahahaha!" Lin Hai no longer cared about Nezha, the campus bully, and quickly pressed the Quicksand Golden Armor and clicked on the extraction.
Suddenly, a piece of golden armor appeared in his hand. It was soft, smooth and tough, and it felt like quicksand gold.
"Fuck, it's actually one piece. The top, pants and hat are all together?" Lin Hai muttered in a low voice and put on the quicksand gold armor. Not to mention, it fit perfectly, and in accordance with Lin Hai's request, only two pieces of clothing were exposed.
Only the eyes and the rest of the body are covered by armor. After wearing it, the opening on the chest automatically closes, making the armor seamless.
"Where did you come from?" Yu Tianze was standing next to him, looking at it in amazement.
"Hey hey hey, how about it? When I put it on, brother, he will look tall and strong, right?" Lin Hai said with a smile on his face and a grin on his face.
"I don't think he's burly, but he's very cute!" Yu Tianze tilted his head, covered his little mouth and chuckled.
"Cute? What do you mean?" Lin Hai suddenly had black lines on his face.
What my brother is wearing is armor. Once he puts it on, he will become a warrior. When a warrior puts on gold armor, shouldn't he look majestic, murderous, and very burly?
No matter how you say it, it can’t be linked to the word cute, right?
Just as he was preparing to sternly protest against Yu Tianze's inappropriate choice of words, Lin Hai suddenly thought of a question.
"No, little Nezha seems to have described this armor as cute before?"
Thinking of this, Lin Hai's expression suddenly changed, and an ominous premonition came over him.
In a hurry, Lin Hai stretched out his hands and touched the armor. When he touched the top of his head, Lin Hai's body trembled violently. He was silent for a moment, and suddenly let out a miserable roar!
"Little Nezha, you are so stupid! What's going on with the two rabbit ears on this armor! What my brother wants is not pajamas!!!"