Lin Hai looked at the message sent by Tieguai Li and was so angry that he wanted to go through it and kick his lame leg hard.
You are so fucking cheating, why didn’t you tell me earlier that Yaochi is a place where fairies bathe.
This damn guy asked for the fairies' bath water in front of everyone in the group, why not let those funny fairies laugh to death?
It's over. My brother's reputation in the group has been completely ruined. He can probably stand shoulder to shoulder with Zhu Bajie and Mo Liqing.
At this time, someone else @himself.
Lin Hai took a look and saw that it was Fairy Yaochi.
Fairy Yaochi: @小狗仙, fellow Taoist, please don’t be so boring! (followed by a look of contempt)
Damn it, we need to save the situation quickly, tell the truth.
Little confused fairy: @瑶奇仙子, fairy, don’t get me wrong, I have a friend who has been hit by a peach blossom calamity and urgently needs water from the Yao Chi to break the calamity, so I asked the fairy for a ladle of water from the Yao Chi and asked the fairy to grant it.
Before Fairy Yaochi could reply, these teasers spoke again, but the content of their speeches made Lin Hai wish he could slap them both.
Mo Li Qing: @瑶奇仙子, please don’t get me wrong, fairy, I have a friend who has been hit by a peach blossom calamity and urgently needs water from the Yao Chi to break the calamity, so I asked the fairy for a ladle of water from the Yao Chi and asked the fairy to grant it.
Lei Shen: @瑶奇仙子, fairy, please don’t misunderstand me. I have a friend who has been hit by a peach blossom calamity. He urgently needs water from the Yao Chi to break the calamity. Therefore, I specially asked the fairy for a ladle of water from the Yao Chi, and asked the fairy to grant it.
Zhu Bajie: @瑶奇仙子, fairy, don’t get me wrong, I have a friend who has been hit by a peach blossom calamity and urgently needs water from the Yao Chi to break the calamity, so I asked the fairy for a ladle of water from the Yao Chi and asked the fairy to grant it.
…
Damn, Lin Hai is so angry, these shameless people actually copied his own speech!
Isn’t he just going to cause trouble?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: @呶Chi仙子, fairy, everything I said is true! (There is a tearful expression at the back)
As a result, as soon as the information was sent out, these gangsters followed suit.
Zhu Bajie: @呶Chi仙子, fairy, everything I said is true! (There is a tearful expression behind)
Erlang Shen: @呶Chi仙子, fairy, everything I said is true! (There is a tearful expression behind)
Taibaijinxing: @呶Chi仙子, fairy, everything I said is true! (There is a tearful expression behind)
…
Phew! It’s your uncle’s!
Lin Hai is going crazy!
It’s okay for Zhu Bajie, Mo Liqing and the rest of the bunch to cause trouble. Damn Taibai Jinxing, you’re already a lot older, so why not just mess with it!
Lin Hai really didn't know what to do this time.
At this moment, the Yaochi Fairy spoke.
Yaochi Fairy: @小狗仙, I don’t know if you are joking or if you are telling the truth. Let’s use the merit points to buy it. If you are joking, I believe that the merit points I want will make you meaty.
It hurts so much that I tremble when I hear the word "Yaochi".
I'm sorry you guys are so funny!
Lin Hai was extremely depressed.
Damn, it was obviously something you could rely on, but in the end, these guys made trouble, so you had to buy it with merit points.
Moreover, listening to Fairy Yaochi's tone, the number of merit points is absolutely ridiculous.
But now that I don’t even have a single merit point like them, what should I do?
Little confused fairy: @瑶Chi仙子, can you exchange things for things?
Lin Hai could only think of getting something in exchange.
Fairy Yaochi: Yes.
Lin Hai breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he could exchange it with something.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: @瑶Chi仙子, can you ask the Great Sage to help pass it on and forward it to me? I have the upper limit of friends.
After waiting for a while, Yaochi Fairy's message came back, but Lin Hai's heart dropped when he saw it.
Fairy Yaochi: I don’t have anyone’s WeChat account except Taishang Laojun. If you want, just add me as a friend. I won’t add others.
Oops, what a crazy personality, I’m so worried about my baby.
Ding dong!
Just when he was thinking about what to do, Lin Hai suddenly received a message to add a friend.
"Add your sister, add it, brother has already said the upper limit." Lin Hai opened it casually and took a look.
Lin Hai recognized the headshot with a big head at a glance.
The birthday boy, the Antarctic immortal!
The number of your friends has reached the upper limit and cannot be added!
Lin Hai sighed and was about to close WeChat.
Ding dong!
There was another message prompt.
The Antarctic Immortal will expand the number of friends for you by spending 100,000 merit points.
Nani! Lin Hai’s eyes immediately went straight.
Did the Antarctic Immortal get smoked? Expand yourself at such a high price?
What does this mean?
Lin Hai was immediately stunned.
Damn it, forget it, now that you have the number of friends, use it first and then talk about it.
Lin Hai directly added Yaochi Fairy as a friend.
As soon as it was added, it was passed immediately. Lin Hai's friends now have a ridiculously beautiful fairy avatar.
"Haha, great!" Lin Hai was excited.
Ding dong!
There was another message.
Lin Hai opened it and took a look.
Antarctic Immortal asks to add you as a friend.
The number of your friends has reached the limit and cannot be added.
Um... Lin Hai scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.
At this time, the Antarctic Immortal was directly in the group @林海.
Antarctic Immortal: @小狗仙, (directly followed by a series of crying emoticons)
Antarctic Immortal: @小狗仙, fellow Taoist, you don’t play like this (followed by an aggrieved and tearful expression)
Antarctic Immortal: @小狗仙, fellow Taoist, what you are doing is not authentic.
Antarctic Immortal Weng: @小狗仙, fellow Taoist...
When Lin Hai took a look, I realized that they were all his own.
Matt, don't worry about it for now.
Lin Hai felt a little guilty and closed the group directly.
Then, the dialog box of Fairy Yaochi opened.
Little confused fairy: Fairy, I really need the water from the Yaochi.
Fairy Yaochi: Well, 100,000 merit points, let me see your sincerity.
I wiped it hard enough!
Little confused fairy: Fairy, I am ready to exchange things for things.
Fairy Yaochi: Oh? Yes, what can I exchange for it?
Madhu, what can I exchange for? What can I exchange for?
Lin Hai was anxious again.
Carrots are definitely not good, and cigarettes are not good either. Yaochi Fairy is such a pretty girl, how can she go out and smoke a cigarette every day? She regrets her image.
Lin Hai walked out of the bedroom and looked everywhere for something to exchange.
"Huh?" On the sofa in the living room, a box caught Lin Hai's attention.
Lin Hai walked over quickly.
"Moisturizing mask? Haha, that's it!" Lin Hai was happy for a moment.
Ma De, there are a few women who don’t use facial masks. Yunyun must have left this behind after using it up. Send this to Fairy Yaochi, she will definitely like it.
Lin Hai opened WeChat and swiped the mask, and the mask disappeared out of thin air.
You sent a Meimeida brand moisturizing mask to Fairy Yaochi.
"Moisturizing mask? What is it?" Fairy Yaochi quickly sent the message.
Little Confused Fairy: The fairy doesn't know something. This is what the little fairy got in a secret place. It has an incomparable miraculous effect on the skin on a woman's face. It is a holy thing that can be used to nourish and nourish the skin. It is extremely precious.
Lin Hai fooled around for a while, and then told Fairy Yaochi how to use the mask.
Fairy Yaochi: Is it really so magical? In that case, I will give it a try tonight.
Ding dong!
The Fairy of Yaochi sends you a ladle of water from Yaochi.
Fairy of Yaochi: Since you are willing to exchange treasures, you are different from those boring people, and you really need the water of Yaochi to save people. In this case, the things will be sent to you first.
Lin Hai was overjoyed.
Little confused fairy: Thank you fairy!
Looking at the ladle of Yaochi water in the Qiankun bag, Lin Hai finally felt at ease.
Early tomorrow morning, I will find Hou Xianpin and help him resolve the peach blossom disaster!