God of Wealth: Ouch, I was so exhausted that I finally sent everyone away. (There was a tired expression behind him)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Yes, God of Wealth, I never thought that a comic could last an era! (Followed by a smiley face covering one's mouth)
God of Wealth: Don’t mention this. A few days ago, the Dragon King of the Four Seas launched an attack and kicked down the door of my house! (There is a cold sweat expression behind him)
"It would be weird if I didn't kick your door open!" Lin Hai was amused.
How can you make such a big fuss by selling a comic book? The entire Immortal Great Voyage has already gone to the door of the Dragon King of the Four Seas. If they don't eat you alive, then you're good.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Then you have to be careful, don’t let anyone get a sap from behind! (Behind is a smiley face covering one’s mouth)
God of Wealth: Haha, I’m not afraid of this. I already have a countermeasure, otherwise I would have run away for refuge by now. (There is a silly smile behind him)
Little confused fairy: Oh? What’s the countermeasure? It’s quite smart!
Lin Hai suddenly admired the God of Wealth, he had a very flexible mind.
Not only is he able to sell a comic so well, but he is still unharmed after getting into such a big disaster, which is quite a bit of skill.
God of Wealth: This is simple. Firstly, I put all the blame on you. Secondly, the Dragon King of the Four Seas came to investigate, and I gave each person a set of "One Piece" for free. It is said that the Dragon King of the Four Seas has now formed a team to go out to sea for adventure.
Where can you find time to cause trouble for me?
puff!
"What the hell?"
Lin Hai almost squirted. Damn it, the Dragon King of the Four Seas also went sailing?
This is such a joke!
Lin Hai was completely speechless and didn't know what to say.
However, the first article of the God of Wealth puts all the responsibility on himself. What does it mean?
Little confused fairy: Hey, why are you putting the blame on me? Isn’t this cheating on your teammates? (There is an annoyed expression behind)
God of Wealth: They can’t find you anyway, so what are you afraid of? (followed by a silly smile)
"Um...it seems so!" Lin Hai nodded, it seemed that this was the case, but the feeling of being betrayed still made Lin Hai feel a little unhappy.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Let’s not talk about this anymore, “One Piece” is selling so well, why isn’t my brother’s dividend payment sufficient? (followed by an eye-rolling expression)
God of Wealth: Alas! Don’t you know it now?
Little confused fairy: What do you know?
Lin Hai was a little confused, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.
God of Wealth: Taishang Laojun saw that "One Piece" was selling like hot cakes and the daily transaction volume was huge, so he has urgently formulated new rules. WeChat transfers will require a handling fee!
puff!
When Lin Hai saw the news, he was so shocked that he almost fell to the ground.
"What the hell, are there any fees for WeChat transfers?"
"Nima, Taishang Laojun is definitely the number one profiteer in the world, and he has already reached the forefront of the mortal world!"
God of Wealth: Taishang Laojun’s new rule is that WeChat will charge 1% for transfers, and 5% will be charged for huge amounts. It will be automatically deducted when the transfer is made. Our amount is relatively large. If I transfer it to you, the loss will be too great.
"If the amount is huge, 5% will be charged?"
Lin Hai was speechless. Damn it, Laojun is such a swindler. He is so ruthless!
5%, why don’t you grab it?!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: What should I do? You have to give it to me, right? (There is a speechless expression behind it)
God of Wealth: Of course he won’t do this. He is so superior to Laojun, and I, the God of Wealth, am not far behind! (There is a snickering expression behind him)
Little confused fairy: Oh? What can you do? Tell me quickly!
God of Wealth: Don’t forget, I pay the wages of the gods on my behalf, so I have adopted the bookkeeping method for the transactions in the past few days. The wages are directly deducted from the salary, thus eliminating the handling fee!
"Clever!" Lin Hai's eyes lit up. The God of Wealth's move was really good. In this way, Taishang Laojun's wishful thinking came to nothing.
"Fuck, that's wrong!" Lin Hai suddenly realized, what does this have to do with how he gets his dividends?
Little confused fairy: I don’t care how you deal with these things. I just ask you, what should you do with my dividends?
God of Wealth: This is a bit difficult. I really can’t think of any good solution for the time being.
"Holy shit!"
Lin Hai was speechless, Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun, he was so cruel!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Why don't I leave it at your place first and wait until I think of a way to do it? I'm not in a hurry to use it anyway.
God of Wealth: Well, don’t worry, I remember the accounts clearly and you can check them at any time.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Okay, don’t use them if you doubt them, don’t doubt them if you employ them, I believe in you!
After the conversation with the God of Wealth ended, Lin Hai felt really funny and angry.
What’s funny is that a cartoon actually caused such a big change in heaven. What’s funny is that Taishang Laojun, this scammer, is so pervasive that he deceives people without any discussion!
The more Lin Hai thought about it, the angrier he became. He opened his WeChat address book and directly found Honghaier's WeChat account.
Ding dong!
You sent ten boxes of Wahaha fruit milk to Red Boy!
Red Boy: Damn it, Daxian, I love you so much! (There is an ecstatic expression behind)
Little confused fairy: What are you busy with?
Red Boy: We are sailing with Nezha and the Great Sage. We have just set off to explore the ruins of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea!
puff!
Lin Hai almost didn't laugh. Damn it, the Dragon King of the East China Sea Dragon Palace lived well. When did it become a relic? This naughty kid is really deadly!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Oh, you’re done, can you do me a favor?
Red Boy: Good brother, be loyal! Whatever the immortal tells you, just say it and I will definitely do it for you! (followed by a chest-beating expression)
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: OK! When you come back from the voyage, I will burn all the hair on Taishang Laojun's body! (There is an expression of gnashing teeth behind)
Red Boy: Is it all over your body? Every hair is burned? (There is a question mark expression behind it)
Little confused fairy: Burn it, not a single one will be left!
Red Boy: Okay, leave it to me! We have arrived at the Dragon Palace, let’s not talk anymore!
After ending the conversation with Hong Hai'er, Lin Hai curled up his lips and revealed a naughty smile.
"You fool me, my brother will kill you!"
Ding dong!
Suddenly, Lin Hai's WeChat message rang again, which startled Lin Hai.
Looking down, Lin Hai's eyes suddenly widened.
"I'll wipe it, Taishang Laojun!"
Lin Hai didn't expect that as soon as he finished scheming against Taishang Laojun, this guy would come to his door.
Lin Hai opened WeChat and took a look.
Taishang Laojun: Dear, I heard that the "One Piece" comic is your work? (There is a raised eyebrow expression behind it)
Lin Hai suddenly curled his lips. It won't be long before you have to raise your eyebrows.
Little confused fairy: Yes, what advice do you have?
Taishang Laojun: Let’s discuss something, dear? (There is a shy expression behind)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: What's the matter, tell me first and let's see?
Lin Hai looked wary. When dealing with Taishang Laojun, an old profiteer, Lin Hai had to be extra careful.
Taishang Laojun: That "One Piece" is pretty good. Can it be sold in our Tianting WeChat store?
"Damn, what a beautiful thought!"
Lin Hai just rolled his eyes, "Tianting Weidian, you are pumping harder, brother will not give it to you in vain!"
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: I'm sorry, "One Piece" has been exclusively authorized and sold by the God of Wealth, so I'm sorry that we can't cooperate this time. (There is a smiling emoticon behind it)
Taishang Laojun: Don’t refuse in a hurry, dear, let’s take a look at your WeChat store before making a decision? (There is a cute expression behind it)
“My WeChat store?!”
Lin Hai was stunned, and an ominous premonition suddenly came to his heart.
Lin Hai hurriedly opened the Tianting WeChat store. Lin Hai looked at it hurriedly, his face suddenly changed, and he shouted angrily. "Fuck you, you're cheating me!"