For Sister Chang'e who can be satisfied with a carrot, how can Lin Hai make her hungry and thirsty?
"Sister-in-law, stop at the carrot stand in front and I'll buy another one."
"Didn't I buy two just now?"
"have eaten."
Liu Xinqing stopped the car, and Lin Hai bought another carrot.
"Hey, why do you love carrots so much? Are you the White Rabbit?" Liu Xinqing asked strangely while driving.
Poof! You are the white rabbit, you are all white rabbit!
"Is it true that only white rabbits can eat carrots?" Lin Hai said angrily.
"Yes, all white rabbits love to eat carrots." Liu Xinqing replied innocently.
Lin Hai directly stretched out the carrot.
"Well, don't you have two big white rabbits on your chest? Do you need me to feed them?"
"Ah, go away, you stinky hooligan!" Liu Xinqing was so angry that she slapped the steering wheel.
"Hey, let me go, you silly girl, can you drive properly?" Liu Xinqing got anxious and almost collided with a car next to her.
Come on, this is a new driver on the road, and she is a female driver, so she should be honest and stop teasing her.
Ding dong!
Lin Hai's WeChat message rang again.
Lin Hai took a look and found out that he hadn't responded for a long time, and Chang'e had urged him again.
Fairy Chang'e: Fairy, why are you ignoring me? Just give me a carrot, okay? Woo hoo hoo... (followed by a crying expression)
Damn, brother, didn’t he buy this for you?
Just as Lin Hai was about to send it, Chang'e sent another message.
Fairy Chang'e: Fairy, if a whole carrot is too precious, then you can give me half a carrot. I don't think it's too short, but please give me half a thicker one. Please, I haven't tasted the taste of carrots for thousands of years.
I feel so itchy. (A tearful expression behind)
puff!
"Hahaha..." Lin Hai burst out laughing after reading the message from Chang'e.
Damn it, sister Chang'e, can you still have some moral integrity? What you say is so imaginative.
"Hey, why are you giggling?" Liu Xinqing asked.
"Nothing, there is a woman who said she also likes carrots, and also likes thicker ones. Hey, sister-in-law, do you like thicker carrots or longer carrots?" Lin Hai suppressed laughter and couldn't help teasing Liu Xinqing.
Come.
"I don't like carrots. People only like cucumbers."
puff!
Liu Xinqing almost choked Lin Hai to death with one sentence.
"Ahem...you said you like cucumbers?"
Lin Hai almost laughed, this sister-in-law is so cute, and this answer is simply amazing.
"Yes, my sister also likes cucumbers, didn't you know? Hey, why are you laughing all the time? What's so happy about you?" Liu Xinqing was surprised for a while.
"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Hai covered his stomach and quickly waved his hand, "Your sister won't like cucumbers in two days."
"You don't like it after two days? Why!" Liu Xinyue tilted her head and asked strangely.
"Because your sister likes me more."
Lin Hai added another sentence in his mind, "I like my place better, hahaha..."
"Hey, you're so beautiful. Do you think you can compare to a cucumber?" Liu Xinqing curled her lips and said disdainfully.
puff!
Lin Hai had a dark look on his face.
Nima, what are you talking about! Isn’t my brother worse than a cucumber? It’s so insulting!
"Fuck, brother is much better than a cucumber. If you don't believe me, try it!" Lin Hai said with an annoyed look.
"Try it? How should you try it? Cucumbers are crisp and tender, and they taste so delicious. Look at you, the skin looks like old tree bark. I guess even dogs won't eat it!"
"Hey, what are you talking about? My brother is also very tender. Look at my little face, which can be broken by blowing, and can squeeze out water. And these little hands, they are more tender and soft than a girl's. How can I let it go?
If you don't believe me, just take a bite and try it!" Lin Hai looked unhappy and put his hand to Liu Xinqing's mouth angrily.
Liu Xinqing was not polite to him and took a bite directly.
"Oh my god, you are a dog, you really bite!" Lin Hai quickly retracted his hand in pain.
"Bah, bah, bah, it's indeed old tree bark, dry and astringent." A sly smile appeared in the corner of Liu Xinqing's eyes.
Ding dong!
Lin Hai's WeChat message rang again. Looking down, Chang'e was worried again.
Fairy Chang'e: Fairy, hurry up, I want it, I want it... (followed by a shy expression)
puff!
Lin Hai almost fell off the car seat.
Damn, this Chang'e's words are so ambiguous. What do you want? Can you explain it clearly?
Brother, it’s easy to misunderstand, okay?
Lin Hai thought for a while and didn't rush to send it to her.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: You can have carrots, but I have two conditions.
Fairy Chang'e: I will agree to any condition you have (followed by a shy expression)
Nani? Real or fake! Lin Hai’s eyes immediately blossomed with peach blossoms.
Then if brother wants to be with you Chang'e... Hehehe, Lin Hai smiled evilly.
But Lin Hai was just thinking about it. Despite what Fairy Chang'e said, if he really dared to have other ideas, he would probably be turned into rubbish.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: First, I would like to ask you to help me guide my friend in singing.
Liu Xinyue learned the Yuegong Xianyin singing method, but she still couldn't sing the feeling. Lin Hai took the opportunity to ask Chang'e to help find out what the problem was.
Fairy Chang'e: This is easy to say, there is no problem at all.
Little confused fairy: Secondly, hey, the fairy is a beauty in heaven. Can you send a photo so that I can see it?
Chang'e's avatar was like a dancing figure from behind, and Lin Hai wanted to see the face of this most famous beauty in heaven.
Chang'e: Do you want my private photos? (a shy expression behind)
puff!
Although brother is thinking so in his heart, don't say it out loud. It's so embarrassing.
Little confused fairy: Private photos are of course better (a lewd expression behind)
Fairy Chang'e: I hate it, give the carrot to someone first, otherwise they won't give you a photo. (There is still a shy expression behind)
Grass, isn't it just a carrot? If you could really see Chang'e's private photos, it would be worth giving you a truckload.
Ding dong!
You sent a carrot to Fairy Chang'e.
Fairy Chang'e: Wow, it's so long and thick. I like it so much. Thank you, Fairy. (There is a grateful expression behind it)
Lin Hai covered his head and said, Damn, this Chang'e is really terrible with her words.
Little confused fairy: I’ll talk about tutoring my friend in singing later. Now I’ll send you the photo (followed by a drooling expression)
Fairy Chang'e: Haven't you seen me? Why do you have to take a photo?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: The Little Fairy is of a lowly status and has only seen fairies from a distance a few times, which is not enough.
Fairy Chang'e: Haha, wait a moment, I'll take the photo now.
Little confused fairy: OK, OK, fairy, hurry up.
Lin Hai was excited, Ma De, he would soon see the true face of the legendary Fairy Chang'e in Lushan.
However, after half an hour of waiting, there was no movement from Chang'e's side.
Lin Hai's face couldn't help but darken, Damn, Chang'e wouldn't default on her debt just for a carrot.
"Hey, sister-in-law, if you women want to take a photo and send it to a boy, how long will it take?" Lin Hai asked Liu Xinqing.
"At least one or two hours, why do you ask?"
puff!
"How long?" Lin Hai felt that he had heard wrongly.
"One or two hours, what's wrong?"
"Why does it take so long? It doesn't even take a minute to take a photo, okay?" Lin Hai looked surprised.
"Hey, do you think that just like you boys, when a girl takes a photo to send to a boy, she must put on makeup, pose for various poses, retouch pictures and so on... Oh, anyway, one or two hours may not be enough."
Lin Hai was stunned when he heard this. Damn, why don't you go to such trouble!
"Hey, are you asking for photos from other girls behind my sister's back?" Liu Xinqing suddenly said with a wary look on her face.
"No way, I'm just asking, please drive your car properly." Lin Hai felt guilty for a while.
Ding dong!
Lin Hai's WeChat message rang.
I lowered my head and saw that it was a picture message sent by Chang'e.
Haha, fairies are very efficient. It only took Fairy Chang'e an hour or two to send it here in just over half an hour.
Lin Hai quickly opened it and checked it happily.
"This is impossible!" After just one glance, Lin Hai was stunned on the spot!