The new moon is Chang'e, who is Chang'e in the heaven?
Lin Hai's brain was in chaos.
"Lin Hai, I've finished reading." Liu Xinyue put the book in the car.
"Look, have you finished reading?" Lin Hai was stunned. This is too fast. This book has dozens of pages.
"Yeah, and I understand it all, just like I was born with it." Liu Xinyue also felt very strange.
Lin Hai was speechless for a while, not knowing what to say.
"Lin Hai, what you taught me before were all superficial things. The most important thing about this singing method is actually the movement path of the breath. Listen to me and I will sing it to you again."
Liu Xinyue said and sang softly.
"Sitting back to back on the carpet..." As soon as Liu Xinyue opened her mouth, Lin Hai's body shook violently.
Subsequently, all the scenes from acquaintance to Liu Xinyue's acquaintance and falling in love emerged. Not only that, the two finally entered the palace of marriage, had children, and grew old together, just like watching a movie, happily
After walking through the whole life, the scene was extremely warm.
Lin Hai's face unconsciously put on a happy smile.
Suddenly, a warm current flowed rapidly in Lin Hai's body, and the practice route recorded in the Tao Te Ching actually ran automatically, and Lin Hai suddenly woke up.
"It's amazing, it's actually an illusion!" Lin Hai was shocked.
"Huh?" Suddenly, Lin Hai discovered that Liu Xinyue actually made him feel a familiar aura while she was singing.
"Open the Heavenly Eye!" Lin Hai muttered silently, and the Heavenly Eye opened.
"What!" When Tianyan looked at it, Lin Hai's heart was filled with turmoil.
Liu Xinyue's side was surrounded by tiny light blue particles. These small particles seemed to have met their own queen, jumping happily around Liu Xinyue and pouring into Liu Xinyue's body in an orderly manner.
"Except for the different colors of the particles and the much smaller quantity, it is exactly the same as when I was practicing the Tao Te Ching!" Lin Hai looked shocked.
Looking at Liu Xinyue's body again, Lin Hai could see directly through Liu Xinyue's internal organs.
I saw a stream of light blue air flowing in Liu Xinyue's body in a strange route, constantly watering her limbs and bones.
"Could it be..." A thought appeared in Lin Hai's mind, which shocked Lin Hai.
"What's wrong with you?" Liu Xinyue finished singing and saw Lin Hai's expression was extremely strange, so she asked.
"Ah? Oh, it's okay." Lin Hai calmed down and said quickly.
"So how did my singing go?" Liu Xinyue asked with expectation.
"It's completely different from before!" Lin Hai said truthfully.
"I think so, Lin Hai, thank you for your gift! I like it very much!" Liu Xinyue said, and lightly pecked Lin Hai on the face.
Normally, if Liu Xinyue had been so proactive, Lin Hai would have taken the opportunity to pounce on her.
But now, Lin Hai has no such intention.
He is very confused now, or rather, he is so confused.
There were some things that he urgently needed to figure out.
"Xinyue, you can continue practicing. I have something else to do and I'll go back first." Lin Hai put Liu Xinyue down and drove straight home.
"Dad, you're back." As soon as she entered the house, A-hua rushed over wagging her tail.
"Where's that female ghost?" Lin Hai asked as he walked.
"She's waiting for you in bed."
puff!
Lin Hai kicked Ahua aside. Damn, do you know how to speak?
"Dad, what I said is true." Ahua looked aggrieved.
"What the hell, what are you doing?" As soon as Lin Hai entered the room, he saw Chu Lin'er lying on her side on the bed with a seductive posture and looking at him with spring eyes.
"I've been waiting for you for a long time." Chu Lin'er cast a wink at Lin Hai and said in a cooing voice.
"Young Master, what do you mean?" When Lin Hai saw Chu Lin'er's expression, he knew that something was definitely up to him, so he quickly crossed his arms and said warily.
"Humph, it's really boring!" Chu Lin'er pouted and sat up.
"Hey, let me ask you, did you give him the set of emoticons that the Emoticon Emperor has?" Chu Lin'er said with a little pout.
"Emoji Emperor, what is this?" Lin Hai looked confused.
"Humph, stop pretending, my father has sent people to throw him into the oil pan and fry him more than ten times, and he has already done it." Chu Lin'er said with a savage face.
When Lin Hai heard this, he shivered with excitement.
Damn, who is this? He is so unlucky. He was fried ten times, so he is no longer a fried dough stick?
"Who are you talking about, and what else are you trying to recruit?"
"Hmph, stop pretending, I'm talking about the emoji emperor horse face that has been popular in the underworld recently. He said that you sent him that set of emoticons." Chu Lin'er put her hands on her hips and said with an angry look on her face.
"Wait a minute, who are you talking about? Horse face?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while.
Damn it, I sent him a set of emoticons, but how did this guy become the emoticon king?
"Yes, I sent him a set of emoticons, but what's going on with this emoticon?" Lin Hai was a little curious.
"Hmph, this Ma Mian, ever since he got that set of emoticons, he's been so arrogant. He's been joining people and groups everywhere, sending emojis to whomever he sees, causing the whole hell to be in chaos. There are a lot of ghosts who don't care about their work.
Now, I beg the Emoticon Emperor to post new emoticons every day.”
"The most disgusting thing is that after this Ma Mian posted twenty emojis, he never posted new ones. He kept just the same ones over and over again. It made my dad angry. I waited for him to update new emojis every day.
As a result, this guy just said, "It's gone."
"My dad is addicted to collecting emoticons. As soon as he said no more, my dad went berserk on the spot. He sent someone to throw him into a frying pan and deep-fry him. He did it. You said you gave him a set.
, he really has nothing new.”
puff!
Knowing the ins and outs, Lin Hai burst into laughter.
Damn it, isn't this horse face unlucky?
Once you have a set of expressions, you don't know how high the world is. You go around playing the zither. Now it's better. It has hooked the Lord of Hell's addiction, but you are out of stock.
Damn it, who are you going to blow up if you don’t blow it up?
"Hmph, I hate you, I hate you so much!" Chu Lin'er suddenly shouted angrily at Lin Hai.
"Uh..." Lin Hai was stunned. Damn, you hate my hair. Did I sleep with you? Or what?
"Hey, that's inexplicable." Lin Hai lay directly next to Chu Lin'er and ignored her.
"You..." Chu Lin'er glared at Lin Hai, "Hey, I'm angry."
"I know, it's so obvious, no one can see it." Lin Hai raised his eyelids and said casually.
"Then, why don't you hurry up and coax me?" Chu Lin'er was so angry that she bared her teeth and claws.
"What does your anger have to do with me?" Lin Hai looked strange.
"It doesn't matter, I just made you angry!"
"Am I angry? Princess Lin'er, when did I become angry with you?" Lin Hai wondered for a while.
"Humph, you said you're not mad at me. You have such funny emoticons. Why don't you send them to others, just to Ma Mian? Are you two having an affair?"
puff!
Damn, brother, is he crazy? He had an affair with Ma Mian?
My dear princess, can you be responsible for what you say?
"Who knew you were also interested in that stuff?" Lin Hai said angrily.
Upon hearing this, Chu Lin'er swooped down next to Lin Hai.
He dragged his chin with his two little hands, blinked his eyes, and pretended to be cute.
"Now that you know it, can you give me a set?"
When Lin Hai heard this, he suddenly glanced at the collar hanging low on Chu Lin'er's chest.
"I'll give you a set, what's the benefit to me?"
"What benefits do you want?" Seeing Lin Hai's piggy look, Chu Lin'er quickly gathered his collar and said warily.
"Hehe, you know." Lin Hai raised his eyebrows at Chu Lin'er.
"Bah, you stinking scoundrel, don't even think about it!" Chu Lin'er stood up suddenly, put her hands on her hips and shouted.
Lin Hai rolled his eyes.
"Princess Lin'er, what are you thinking about? Why is your little head so impure? I just want to ask you a question. Alas, young people nowadays are really dirty..." Lin Hai shook his head for a while.
"Ahhhhh, I'm so angry. You're not pure, you're dirty, you stinky hooligan, you big bad guy!"
"Okay, Princess Lin'er, stop making trouble, I really have something to ask you!" Lin Hai's expression suddenly became serious.