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Chapter 2544 Daxian, my mother is crazy!

Red Boy: Okay, the great immortal is waiting for me. Let me borrow it from my mother!

Little confused fairy: Yeah, I'll wait!

After Lin Hai sent the message, an excited smile appeared on his face.

The banana fan is another famous magic weapon.

According to legend, it was also by the Supreme Lord that when Tang Sengqi passed through the Flame Mountain, he relied on a banana fan to extinguish the fire and was able to pass smoothly.

Ding dong!

Honghaier’s message was quickly replied to.

Red Boy: Daxian, my mother asked me what I borrowed it for.

Lin Hai suddenly had black lines on his face. Damn, why is this red boy so sincere? Why can't he just give a reason and be done with it?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Just say you are angry and fan yourself in the hot weather.

Red Boy: Oh, I got it!

After a while, Honghaier's message came back again.

Red Boy: Great Immortal, my mother told me that I am full of Samadhi True Fire. If I don’t get angry, I will go to hell.

Oh, let me go!

Lin Hai covered his forehead with his hand and was speechless for a while.

Why is this red boy so honest? He was just joking. Couldn't he tell?

He actually went to talk to Princess Iron Fan.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: You can decide the reason yourself. Be flexible. Anyway, just borrow the fan. (Behind is a face-covering and crying expression)

Honghai'er: Oh, I would have understood if you had said this earlier. Daxian, you have nothing to do to make up your mind!

puff!

I love your sister!

Lin Hai's nose was almost crooked. Damn this naughty kid, who has no brains?

Ding dong!

After a while, Honghaier's message was sent again.

Red Boy: Daxian, I told my mother that if you were surrounded by a group of fish and shrimps and you wanted to burp, you could use a fan to break out, but my mother didn’t agree.

"ah?"

Lin Hai's eyes almost bulged out, and then he wanted to take Hong Boy out of his phone and beat him up.

This kid, why are you allowing yourself to replenish your brain? Where has your brain gone?

My brother asked you to give me a reason, but I didn’t ask you to say, it’s my brother who uses the fan!

You can’t just say that you use it!

I don’t even have to think about it, what a precious magic weapon the banana fan is. How could Princess Iron Fan lend it to a stranger?

Now that's good. Once you say it's for your own use, others won't lend it to you, right?

"No, I have to borrow this fan. I have to put some pressure on Hong Boy!"

Little confused fairy: Brother, I am waiting for the banana fan to save my life.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: If you can't borrow it, once I die, you will no longer have delicious snacks to eat, good comics to read, and no good brothers who are so loyal!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: All in all, all in all, you have to steal the fan for me! (There is a tearful expression behind it)

Red Boy: Steal? No, I was just named the Fourth Heavenly Good Child. I pay attention to my image. I didn’t even pick my feet when I ate roasted dragon meat. How could I steal something!

puff!

When Lin Hai saw Honghaier's reply, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

Damn, is this naughty kid still a good child in heaven?

How dark is this?

Red Boy couldn't get the banana fan, Lin Hai couldn't help but feel a little anxious, but soon something came to his mind.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Red Boy, does your mother have any hobbies?

Honghai'er: My mother? She loves stinky beauty!

Lin Hai's eyes suddenly lit up, he had a solution!

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of principles, you are afraid of not having hobbies!

As long as Princess Iron Fan has a hobby, I can find a way to get her!

Don’t you love stinky beauty?

Well said, let’s find out about the beauty set!

With a casual move, Lin Hai got a trial set of a very famous beauty set in the mortal world and sent it to Honghai'er.

Ding dong!

You sent a trial set of WC brand beauty set to Honghaier.

Red Boy: Daxian, what are you serving? Can you eat it?

Little confused fairy: I just know how to eat it. This is for your mother. There are instructions for use inside!

Red Boy: Oh, it’s for my mom. Can I eat it?

puff!

Eat your sister!

Lin Hai was simply speechless.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Send it to your mother now, saying it’s from me, and by the way, there’s this one too!

Lin Hai sent another box of beautiful facial masks to Honghai'er.

The beautiful facial mask is now very popular in heaven and has become a must-have for every female fairy.

Together with sanitary napkins, bras, cheongsams and perfumes, they are among the top five most popular products among fairies in heaven.

Moreover, the price of Meimeida facial mask has skyrocketed, reaching a level that frightened Lin Hai.

Women are the best at making money, but no matter how rich they are, they will run out of money when faced with the endless new gadgets exclusively represented by the God of Wealth.

Therefore, life is not easy for the fairies in the heaven today.

Especially the Lei Shen family. It is said that Lei Shen has started to work continuously in order to earn overtime pay and cannot go home!

Although Lin Hai didn't know what the situation was like with Princess Iron Fan, this box of beautiful facial masks and a beauty set that had not yet been released in heaven were enough to be considered a great gift!

If Princess Iron Fan is still not moved after seeing these things, it can only mean one thing.

That is, Princess Iron Fan is a man!

Ding dong!

Soon, Honghaier's message was sent.

Red Boy: Daxian, my mother is crazy!

puff!

When Lin Hai saw this sentence, he almost stumbled to the ground.

What the hell, Princess Iron Fan is crazy?

What's wrong with this?

Little confused fairy: What happened? (followed by a shocked expression)

Honghaier: Nothing happened. I just sent her what you sent me, but she went crazy and is still laughing.

"Uh..." Lin Hai was startled, and then his face was filled with black lines.

Little confused fairy: Are you crazy with joy?

Honghai'er: Yes, what else do you think? I understand! You don't think my mother is really crazy, do you? Your brain... I'm really speechless!

puff!

Lin Hai's nose almost turned crooked with anger, he was speechless, you sister!

Does this naughty boy know how to speak? Lin Hai found that communicating with Hong Boy was really difficult!

Generation gap, bottomless generation gap!

Little confused fairy: Brother, stop playing with me. What does your mother mean now?

Honghai'er: My mother said, thank you very, very much. That box of facial masks is really expensive. It's a pity that the beauty set is only a trial size, but the effect is really good!

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: That's easy to say. Just tell your mother that as long as you lend me the banana fan, I will immediately give her a formal beauty suit, and it will be the only one in heaven!

Good Boy: Okay, I’ll tell her right now!

Ding dong!

After a while, Honghaier's message came back again.

Red Boy: Daxian, my mother agreed, but she said I can only lend you for one day.

"Haha, great!"

When Lin Hai saw the message, he beamed with joy.

Borrowing a banana fan for one day is enough!

Little confused fairy: Just tell your mother, it’s a deal!

After saying that, Lin Hai directly sent a formal outfit to Honghaier.

Ding dong!

You sent a formal WC brand beauty set to Honghaier.

Honghai'er: Got it, I'll ask my mother for a fan right now.

Ding dong!

Red Boy has sent you a banana fan, please check it in the Qiankun Bag.

Red Boy: Immortal, the banana fan is given to you!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Hahahaha, thank you, thank you, good brother, you are loyal! (There is a thumbs up expression behind) Lin Hai closed the chat box, and then opened the Qiankun Bag with a hint of excitement!


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