"How deep is it? You can measure it yourself and you will know, right?" Zhen Shuang's words became more ambiguous and unrestrained.
"Oh." Lin Hai responded lightly, "Sorry, I don't take the bus."
Liu Xinyue was stunned for a moment and had not yet reacted.
Zhen Shuang's face suddenly changed at the door.
"Humph! You're shameless!" Zhen Shuang left in a huff after saying a few words.
"Why is she so angry when you say you won't take the bus?" Liu Xinyue asked innocently after Zhen Shuang left.
Forehead……
Lin Hai looked at Liu Xinyue in surprise, "Don't you understand?"
Liu Xinyue shook her head.
Alas, no wonder she is called the innocent school beauty.
Lin Hai leaned into Liu Xinyue's ear and whispered a few words.
Liu Xinyue's face turned red.
"rogue!"
Damn, this is considered a gangster, Lin Hai was speechless for a while.
"Then, what kind of car am I?"
puff!
Cough cough cough cough...
Liu Xinyue's words almost choked Lin Hai to death.
"You count it as a private car. No one can drive my Lin Hai's private car except me."
Liu Xinyue's face suddenly turned red.
After sending Liu Xinyue back, Lin Hai just walked to the dormitory when the phone rang.
I looked at the caller ID and saw it was Bald Qiang calling.
"Bald Qiang, how are you? Are you feeling better?"
"Master, there's nothing wrong with me. I just met a madman who annoyed me so much."
"Crazy? What crazy?"
"An old man claims to be some kind of dean. Like a fly, he keeps surrounding me and calling me Senior Brother, Mader. Does he think he is Bajie?"
puff!
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Lin Hai burst out laughing.
This old man Du is so damn funny, he actually went to find a bald guy.
"Wait for me, I'll be there in a moment."
After hanging up the phone, Lin Hai drove into the car and went to the hospital.
As soon as he entered the ward, Lin Hai burst out laughing again.
The scene inside is so hilarious.
"Senior Brother, it was really Master who asked me to come to you!"
"Are you Bajie?"
"I am Dean Du."
"Then why are you looking for me?"
"I want you to learn golden needles."
"I don't know how to use gold needles, but can you learn how to use gold hoops?"
"Senior Brother, don't make trouble. It was really Master who asked me to come to you."
"Are you Bajie?"
"I am Dean Du."
…
Damn your sister, these are two living treasures.
Seeing the two of them repeating the above words solemnly, Lin Hai felt that if he really accepted these two disciples, sooner or later they would die laughing.
"Master, you are here." Du Chun saw Lin Hai at the door, and his eyes immediately lit up.
He trotted forward and grabbed Lin Hai's arm.
"Hurry up and talk to Senior Brother. I want to learn Golden Needle from him, but he insists on teaching me the Golden Cudgel. Is it because you didn't treat him thoroughly and he became a fool and thought he was Sun Wukong?"
"Wait, let me laugh for a while." Looking at Du Chun's serious look, Lin Hai covered his stomach and almost stopped laughing.
"Master, do you know this old man?" Bald Qiang touched Da Guang's head and asked doubtfully.
"He is the director of this hospital." Lin Hai explained.
"He is also your master's apprentice." Du Chun quickly added.
"Well, Master, I still don't know what your name is?" Du Chun rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly.
Lin Hai rolled his eyes, feeling that he had recognized his master for a long time and didn't even know who he was.
It's weird enough.
"Master's name is Lin Hai, and my name is Bald Qiang." Bald Qiang said before Lin Hai could answer.
"Bald Qiang? Are you the one who often chops down trees?"
Lin Hai:......
"Okay, let me declare in advance that I have not officially agreed to accept you two as my apprentices. Don't open your mouth, master, and shut up, master."
Lin Hai felt that he had to cut ties with these two guys.
"What? Master, he is not your official disciple?"
Du Chun was stunned for a moment, and then asked quickly: "Then can he transfer the soul with a golden needle?"
Lin Hai rolled his eyes.
"He wants to learn from me the Foshan Shadowless Kung Fu, and how to use the golden needle to cross the soul."
"Damn it, I've been working on it for a long time, but he doesn't know how to transfer souls with a golden needle, and he's not an official apprentice. I'm really angry. I lied to me for calling him Senior Brother for so long."
Du Chun's beard stood up in anger.
"Who lied to you? It was obviously you who took the initiative to call me Senior Brother, but you were right. I mentioned it to Master first, so the position of Senior Senior Brother is naturally mine."
"Stop talking nonsense here. I am old enough to be your father, and you still want to be my senior brother. Let me tell you, I have reserved the position of this senior brother first."
"I started earlier than you, I am the senior brother!"
"I'm older than you, I'm the senior brother!"
"I am the senior brother!"
"I am!"
"Old man, believe it or not, I will beat you up!"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"
Lin Hai covered his face, it was so terrible that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.
Bald Qiang is okay, his IQ is a bit lacking, but this Du Chun...
Lin Hai began to think about how he became the dean.
"Dean Du, Du..." A young nurse ran in quickly, but when she saw this formation, she was immediately confused.
"Ahem, what's the matter?" Du Chun asked seriously.
When Lin Hai saw him, his jaw almost dropped to the ground. Damn, his face changed so quickly.
"Dean Du, many patients' family members gathered at the entrance of the hospital when they heard that you were back."
"Oh?" Du Chun was stunned, "Let's go out and have a look."
Lin Hai didn't know why and followed him out.
"Dean Du is out."
In the open space in front of the hospital building, a group of patients' family members immediately surrounded him when they saw Du Chun coming out.
"Dean Du, thank you for saving my life. If it weren't for you, my life would be over."
"Dean Du, my old man specially asked me to send you a banner to express our family's gratitude to you."
"Dean Du, you saved my daughter's life. These are the local eggs I brought specially from my hometown in Shandong. You can take them back and try them."
"Dean Du, you saved my dad. My family is poor, so I have nothing to thank you for. I, let me kowtow to you."
…
"Thank you all, thank you all. It is the bounden duty of every doctor to save lives and heal the wounded. I just did what I should do. You don't have to do this. You really don't have to do this."
Du Chun held the hands of the patient's family members, smiled kindly, and told them one by one how to care for the patient. He was completely different from before. How could he still have the image of a bitch who argued with Bald Qiang just now?
Lin Hai looked at the scene in front of him, and a strange feeling came over him.
I didn’t expect Du Chun to be so loved by others. It seems that he is a good doctor with superb medical skills and noble medical ethics.
After sending the patient's family members away, Du Chun ran up to Lin Hai.
"Master, how are you? These family members are all here to see me. It's so honorable."
puff!
Lin Haigang's impression of Du Chun changed, and his words immediately brought him back to his true form.
Seeing Du Chun's smiling face, Lin Hai really couldn't laugh or cry.
Even if you think it's honorable, don't say it out loud.
Tsk tsk tsk, this emotional intelligence is really a bit bottomless.
Lin Hai suddenly felt that his life was so miserable.
Look at these two people who want to be their disciples. Who are they?
One has low EQ, and the other has poor IQ.
Could it be that my brother can only mix among these two groups of people?