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Chapter 542: Heaven's Number One Pervert

Chapter 542 The number one pervert in heaven

Lin Hai immediately knew in his heart that this matter was serious.

When Yun Hui'er returned to the hotel, she had already lost her mind and had no idea what happened next. She must have thought that she had sex with her, which relieved the fairy's breath.

"Hui'er, it's not what you think, it's..." Lin Hai stopped mid-sentence, feeling troubled.

"Nima, how can I say this?" Lin Hai was so confused. He couldn't say that he found another girl to help her solve the problem. It was too difficult to say.

"You don't have to say anything." Yun Huier suddenly opened her eyes and stared at Lin Hai tenderly, just like Liu Xinyue looked at her afterwards.

Lin Hai's heart skipped a beat and he secretly thought, this little girl has fallen in love with him, right?

"I understand the situation very well, so I won't blame you. Now that things have happened, Hui'er only hopes that my brother can treat Hui'er well and not let Hui'er down." Yun Hui'er said, suddenly turned over and got into the room.

Into Lin Hai's arms.

"Hui'er, it's really not like this..."

"Stop talking, Hui'er feels very tired and needs to go back to sleep." After Yun Hui'er finished speaking, she stretched out her arms to hug Lin Hai, then snuggled into Lin Hai's arms, and soon fell asleep again.

Feeling the warm and fragrant soft jade in his arms, Lin Hai didn't have the slightest thought at this moment. He only felt a headache at this moment.

Although Yun Hui'er misunderstood, the difficulty is how to explain such a thing?

What's more, even if it is really explained clearly, this kind of thing is too embarrassing. How will I meet Yun Huier in the future, and it will be embarrassing to death?

But if you don't tell her, looking at Yun Huier's current situation, she definitely thinks that she and she have a physical relationship, and now she considers herself her own woman.

"Damn it, if I had known earlier I wouldn't have let that Zhong Na go and asked her to talk to Hui'er, girl to girl, so she wouldn't be as embarrassed as she is now."

"Eh?" Thinking of this, Lin Hai was suddenly stunned and remembered what Zhong Na said before leaving, saying that he would go find her.

"Did she already expect that Yun Hui'er would have a misunderstanding when she woke up and needed her help to clarify?" The more Lin Hai thought about it, the more he felt that this was a possibility. This might really be the only way.

After all, as a man, if I go to tell Yun Hui'er that a girl is helping me, even if I don't embarrass Yun Hui'er to death, I will still embarrass myself to death.

"But where can I find her? She didn't say where she lives?" Lin Hai had a headache for a while. Now he could only wait for Yun Hui'er to wake up and ask her if she knew Zhong Na. Maybe she often raced together, and they were mutually exclusive.

Understanding is also normal.

"It seems that this is the only way." Lin Hai sighed, feeling that he was in a big trouble.

Looking at Yun Hui'er who was as docile as a little sheep in his arms, Lin Hai smiled bitterly, how could he still sleep with such a beautiful woman at his disposal?

Taking out his mobile phone, Lin Hai decided to spend this night playing games.

Before playing the game, Lin Hai habitually opened WeChat and looked at the unread messages.

"Hey, I haven't seen so many messages in the Tianting Trading Group." Lin Hai noticed at first glance that the red 99 in the Tianting Trading Group.

"If you are idle, take a look at what those funny gods are chatting about recently." I opened the Heavenly Trading Group and found that it was really lively inside.

Sun Wukong: @南极仙王, if you have the ability, don’t invite me to this year’s Peach Fair, otherwise I will stir up trouble again!

Zhu Bajie: @孙武公, pull him down, Brother Monkey, stop bragging! Isn’t five hundred years in prison enough? (There is a disdainful expression behind him)

Sun Wukong: @ Zhu Bajie, you idiot, you can’t beat me!

Erlangshen: @孙武公, I don’t believe it either. If you dare to make trouble again, I’ll beat you up like last time!

Howling Sky Dog: Woof woof woof!

Erlang Shen: @孙武公, my dog ​​said that if you dare to mess around again, it will bite you, so I will ask you if you are afraid!

Sun Wukong: @二郎神, I am not afraid of the Jade Emperor or the King of Hell, but I am afraid of a dog next to you. Believe it or not, I will stew it tonight? (There is an angry expression behind it)

Erlangshen: @孙武公, if you don’t brag, you will die. If you are not convinced, why don’t you give it a try?

Sun Wukong: @二郎神, my son, stop talking nonsense and challenge me to a duel if you have the guts!

Erlang Shen: @孙武公, if you want to fight one on one, I will challenge you. The location is private to me. Send it to me!

The two of them stopped sending messages immediately, and they probably were really duel.

King Tota: Damn, two energetic lunatics.

Giant Spirit God: That’s right, now that we have established a harmonious heaven, they are the only two who fight and kill each other all day long without any education.

Zhu Bajie: @大灵神, if you dare to say this in front of them, I will call you brother!

Julingshen: @ Zhu Bajie, you think I’m stupid. I don’t even dare to call me ancestor.

Thunder God: @ Zhu Bajie, I heard that you recently got the seven fairies’ inner net. Is it real or fake? Can you take it out and play with it together? (There is a drooling expression behind it)

Zhu Bajie: Hehe, hehehe, come to my house after get off work, you know...

Thor: Okay, okay, it’s settled!

Mother of Lightning: @雷神, get the hell back home as soon as you get off work, don’t let me get mad!

Thunder God: @电MU, Ah Dian, didn’t you go to the Queen Mother’s place? Why are you online? (There is a frightened expression behind)

Mother of Lightning: @雷神, stop talking nonsense, you want to go home to see my mother, do you hear me?

Seventh Fairy: Okay, you damn Zhu Bajie, no wonder when I woke up today, I couldn’t find that red underwear! (There is an angry expression behind)

Zhu Bajie: Red? No, the one I got yesterday was black. The red one was the day before yesterday. (It’s followed by a booger expression)

Seventh Fairy: Ahhhh! It turns out that the black one I just washed yesterday was stolen by you, you perverted pig!

Zhu Bajie: Hey hey hey, you are the Seven Fairies. There are seven colors in total. I, the old pig, will try to collect them all within a week (followed by a drooling expression)

Chang'e: @ Zhu Bajie, a perverted pig!

Dian Mu: @ Zhu Bajie, Abnormal Pig 1

Yao Chi Fairy: @ Zhu Bajie, Abnormal Pig 2



Some fairies in the group immediately lined up to denounce Zhu Bajie, and then chattered about the things they had lost over the years.

Suddenly, an ID that usually doesn't pop up pops up.

God of Wealth: @ Zhu Bajie, Abnormal Pig 10086

As soon as the God of Wealth appeared, the crowd immediately became lively again.

Mo Liqing: @财神, oh my, what's going on? Did Bajie also steal your inner body?

Nezha: As far as I know, Bajie is only interested in the female fairy Nene.

Night Travel God: That’s strange. In this case, why did the God of Wealth come out to denounce Bajie?

Red Boy: It seems there is only one explanation, that is, the God of Wealth usually wears women’s underwear!

Chang'e: Wow, the God of Wealth also has this habit, it's so amazing!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: I never expected that the number one pervert in heaven is actually the God of Wealth!

Mo Liqing: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven!

Nezha: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven 1

Red Boy: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven 2

Seven Fairies: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven 3

Fairy Yaochi: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven 4

Barefoot Immortal: The God of Wealth is actually the number one pervert in heaven 5



He had been criticizing Zhu Bajie before, but after the God of Wealth showed up, he immediately turned to the God of Wealth, which made Lin Hai want to laugh for a while, and secretly thought to himself, God of Wealth, this idiot, why did he take the risk for nothing?

Vomited blood.

Just as I was thinking about it, a system prompt suddenly popped up.

Group news: The God of Wealth's Qi is depressed and his heart is hurt, he vomits blood and is injured, and his moral conduct is reduced by 10 years!

God of Wealth: You are the perverts, and your whole family is perverts!

puff!

"Hahahaha..." Lin Hai couldn't help but laughed. He really got whatever he wanted. Didn't the God of Wealth do this himself?

But at this time, Taishang Laojun finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Taishang Laojun: @All members, please stop making trouble. If you have this time, let @南极仙老, talk about the Peach Club.

As soon as Taishang Laojun spoke, the group immediately became quiet.


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