Lin Hai returned home and took the girl into the room. Then he looked through each room and found that A Hua was not there. Lin Hai breathed a sigh of relief.
I brought a drunk woman back, and if Ahua saw it, I wonder what that dead dog would say.
Lin Hai went to the balcony, sat down cross-legged, and entered the cultivation state directly until Liu Xinyue returned home.
"Where is she?" Liu Xinyue asked anxiously as soon as she came back.
"I didn't mess around in the house." Lin Hai pointed to the balcony to show his innocence.
Liu Xinyue made a face at Lin Hai, then entered the guest room, and soon came out holding her nose.
"The smell of alcohol is so strong. Why did she drink so much?"
"Who knows, maybe he was heartbroken by the man." Lin Hai shrugged and guessed.
"My husband is better, he will never make me sad." Liu Xinyue hugged Lin Hai's neck and kissed him.
"Then, do you want to reward me?" Lin Hai hugged Liu Xinyue and kissed her.
Liu Xinyue was intoxicated for a while, but she quickly pushed Lin Hai away and pointed towards the guest room.
"There is someone here."
"What are you afraid of? She sleeps like a pig." Lin Hai said and started to move again.
Liu Xinyue laughed and moved away, "You're so bad. Such a beautiful woman actually calls someone a pig."
"Oh, don't run away, wife!" Lin Hai rushed towards Liu Xinyue again.
"It's really not possible. How about waiting tomorrow? I'm not used to having people at home." Liu Xinyue begged coquettishly.
"Okay then!" Lin Hai had no choice but to snort towards the guest room, "It's all your fault!"
Liu Xinyue was amused by Lin Hai's childlike expression, which made her giggle and went into the bathroom to take a bath.
After washing, the two of them lingered for a while. Liu Xinyue was tired from the day and fell asleep soon.
Lin Hai was about to go to the balcony to practice when suddenly his WeChat message rang.
When I opened it, I saw that it was from Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: Brother, are you here, are you there? I, Sun Wukong, have something urgent to do with you! (There is a crazy expression behind him)
"Hey, what urgent matter does this monkey have for you?" Lin Hai quickly replied to Sun Wukong.
Little confused fairy: Great Sage, I am here. If you have anything to say, I will say nothing as long as I can do it!
Sun Wukong has always been very interested in Lin Hai and helped Lin Hai a lot. Now that Sun Wukong has something to do, Lin Hai is naturally obliged to do so.
Sun Wukong: That old beggar Queen Mother is really hateful. Her birthday is coming soon. Isn’t this a peach party? She is afraid that I, the old Sun, will make trouble at the meeting. She didn’t invite the old Sun this time. She is really angry. I, the old man,
Sun really couldn't swallow this breath!
"Holy shit, no!" Lin Hai was stunned for a moment. Damn, the Queen Mother is so ruthless. The monkey has already established a foothold in the heaven. It is far from being comparable to the titular Monkey King before, and now she is still
We won’t give people a place at such a high-end cocktail party.
Little confused fairy: It’s so annoying, Monkey King, pick up the stick and fuck him! (There is an annoyed expression behind)
Lin Hai really couldn't stand it. Sun Wukong is such a good monkey. Why do you keep engaging in discriminatory policies against others? It's so unfair.
Sun Wukong: My old grandson also wants to fuck her, but he can't. That old man from Taibai Jinxing recently held an event to create a harmonious heaven. Huaguoshan has just been shortlisted. Now is the critical stage of selecting the winning unit. We can't use force! Alas.
ah!
puff!
"What, what, what? Create a harmonious heaven?" Lin Hai was amused and speechless for a while. Damn, they are really advancing with the times. Even other heavens have done this.
However, don't tell me, it actually had some effect. It even made a master like Sun Wukong, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, start to restrain his behavior. It seems that Taibai Jinxing, as the Jade Emperor's think tank, is really capable.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: If you can't be tough, you can only outwit me.
Sun Wukong: How to outsmart him? Brother, tell me, old Sun, tell me! (There is a drooling expression behind him)
Little confused fairy: On the birthday of the Queen Mother, are all the gods and goddesses sending birthday gifts?
Sun Wukong: That’s right, that’s right, you have to give her a gift! My old grandson also prepared three vellus hairs for her, but they are all from there, hahahaha... (followed by a smiley expression)
"My day!" Looking at Sun Wukong's message and his evil expression, as a man in the 21st century, Lin Hai understood instantly.
Damn, this monkey is really damaging. The Queen Mother is a girl, so she gave it to someone else...
Lin Hai finally understood why the Queen Mother did not allow Sun Wukong to participate. No one else would dare to let such a bastard in. I don’t know what kind of chaos they will cause you by then.
However, Lin Hai has always been a helper to his relatives but not to others. Who makes him have a close relationship with Sun Wukong? He has to help Sun Wukong find a way no matter what. Anyway, it will be the Queen Mother and the gods who will be unlucky when the time comes, not Lin Hai.
Little Confused Fairy: Great Sage, do you know who was invited to this peach party?
Sun Wukong: Of course I know this. I invited the Buddha, the Bodhisattva, the holy monk, the Arhat from the West, the Guanyin from the South and the Antarctic, the Chong'en Holy Emperor from the East, the Immortal from the Ten Continents and Three Islands, the Mysterious Spirit from the North Arctic, the Yellow Horned Immortal from the Central Yellow Pole, and
Five Dou Xingjun, the Three Pure Ones in the Upper Eight Cave, the Four Emperors, the Taiyi Celestial Immortal and others, the Jade Emperor in the Middle Eight Cave, Jiu Lei, the Haiyue Immortal, the Nether Cult Leader in the Lower Eight Cave, the Immortal of the World, and all the big and small deities in each palace.
, except I was not invited, oh my! It’s really annoying! (There is an angry expression behind)
"I'm going to invite so many people." Lin Hai's eyes widened, but the more this happened, the angrier Sun Wukong probably became.
Think about it, it's like a company. The boss invites you to dinner. He even invites the aunt who cleans the toilet and the uncle who sweeps the floor at the door. But he doesn't invite you, a very capable middle-level backbone. Do you think you're angry?
Lin Hai looked at the densely packed names of gods and felt very sorry for Sun Wukong.
Little confused fairy: Come on, great sage, don’t be angry. The little fairy will give you an idea. I promise that many gods will beg the Queen Mother to invite you to the Peach Fair!
Sun Wukong: What can we do? My dear brother, tell me quickly! I, the old grandson, can’t wait any longer!
Lin Hai smiled faintly and told Sun Wukong his method.
Sun Wukong: Ahahahaha, ahahahaha...
After watching it, Sun Wukong sent a long burst of laughter, obviously very happy.
Sun Wukong: Brother Xian, this method of yours is really amazing, absolutely amazing! (Followed by a thumbs up expression)
Sun Wukong: This is definitely a clever plan tailor-made for me. When the time comes when the Queen Mother and the old beggar beg me to go to the Peach Blossom Fair, I won’t go. No, no, no.
Got it!
Lin Hai looked at Sun Wukong's words and could feel the monkey's giggling look through his mobile phone. He just wanted to laugh.
"Queen Mother, you can't blame my brother. This is a win-win deal. Both my brother and the monkey will gain, so I can only wrong you and the immortal family, hahaha..." Lin Hai also felt sorry for his sudden appearance.
The idea made me feel proud.
Little confused fairy: Okay, great sage, time is running out, let’s start taking action.
Sun Wukong: Hehe, I, the old Sun, have been impatient for a long time. I have to go!