"Where is this?" After an unknown amount of time, Lin Hai slowly opened his eyes and felt a pain in his head.
"Are you awake?" A soft, sweet voice said in surprise.
"Who are you?" Lin Hai was stunned, and then he realized that he was lying in an antique room. In front of the bed, a classical beauty with exquisite facial features was looking at him with surprise.
"Huh? This woman looks so familiar." Lin Hai felt that he had seen this woman before somewhere.
"Slave Xian'er meets the master." Suddenly, the classical beauty bowed to Lin Hai Yingying and gave a big gift.
"Slave? Master?"
Damn, are you playing a maid training game?
"Master, my servant has washed the wounds on your body with the water of the holy realm. They are no longer serious. Only the head injury is too serious and it will take some time to recover."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't say anything, I'll take my time first." Lin Hai was a little confused.
"What holy water? Has your whole body been cleansed?"
Lin Hai sat up with a confused look on his face, and suddenly realized that he was actually wearing ancient clothes.
It’s just ancient costumes, so how could they be women’s clothes?
It’s so fucking deceptive!
What's going on?
"Master, I have finished cleaning you. Since there are no men's clothes to change, I put on my own clothes for you." Xian'er seemed to notice that Lin Hai's expression was a little strange, and Xian'er hurriedly explained.
puff!
Damn it, it turns out that the clothes I am wearing now belong to the beauty in front of me.
I lowered my head and looked at it. Damn it, I had changed everything from the inside out, even the underwear!
Seeing that this beautiful woman was right in front of him, and that he was actually wearing her clothes from the inside out, Lin Hai suddenly felt extremely embarrassed.
"Eh? That's not right!"
Suddenly, Lin Hai remembered something!
"You, what did you just say? You even cleaned me up? You also changed all my clothes?"
"Yes, I have cleaned every part of my body for my master, and I have given him clothes to wear one by one. Is there any problem?" Xian'er tilted her little head and said strangely.
Day! Give him back his whole body! Give him back every part!
Damn it, haven't you seen all of your brother's body as white as jade?
Damn it, what a big loss! My brother has maintained his youthfulness for more than twenty years, but he hasn’t even seen my Xinyue.
Marde, when has brother ever suffered such a loss? No, I have to find an opportunity and see if I can come back!
Lin Hai stared at Xian'er's bumpy figure and thought evilly.
"By the way, where is this place? Who are you? Why do you call me master?" Lin Hai expressed the questions in his heart.
"Master, this is the Holy Land of Moon Lake. Xian'er is the spirit of the Holy Land. You are the master of Holy Land of Moon Lake, so naturally you are the master of Xian'er."
"Moon Lake Holy Land? What is this?" Lin Hai looked confused.
"Master, outside the house is the Holy Land." Xian'er said respectfully.
"Oh? Then go out and have a look."
After getting out of bed, Lin Hai looked at his current attire.
Damn it, it's just the kind of thing in some funny movie where a man dresses up as a woman, the clothes don't match the body, the buttons can't be buttoned, the little one is almost bursting, it affects the image so much.
After walking out of the house, Xian'er quickly followed.
"Eh? I think I've seen this courtyard before?" Lin Hai frowned and said.
"No, I'll think about it carefully." Lin Hai looked around.
Then, his eyes suddenly opened wide.
Damn it!
He turned his head, pointed at Xian'er, and said in surprise: "I know where I have seen you, you, you, you, you are the woman in the ancient painting!"
Damn it! Lin Hai is crazy!
Isn't this courtyard the small courtyard in the painting that I got from Wangutang?
Damn it, uncle, has your brother entered the painting?
Xian'er was shocked when she saw Lin Hai almost going crazy.
"Master, Xian'er is the woman in the painting, and the Holy Land of Moon Lake is sealed in the painting? But from the perspective of mortals, the scene in the painting is just Xian'er and Xian'er's residence. The real holy land, to the naked eye, is
can not be seen."
Lin Hai was dumbfounded and turned a deaf ear to Xian'er's words.
"Master, would you like Xian'er to take you on a tour of the holy land?"
Visit your sister!
Mad, unexpectedly came into the painting for no apparent reason.
Only ghosts care about your bullshit holy land. What my brother is most concerned about now is whether he can still go out.
"Um, Xian'er, right? Can I still get out of the painting?" Lin Hai swallowed and waited extremely nervously for Xian'er's answer.
Ma De, if I can't go out now, my brother will be hung on the wall like Xian'er.
It doesn't matter if it's hung on the wall, this is my brother's outfit...
Damn it, your sister, you won’t be able to laugh at this for eternity.
"Master, do you want to go out?" Xian'er suddenly felt a little disappointed.
"Yes, can you go out? Tell me quickly." Lin Hai urged.
"You can go out."
"Really! Great! Haha!" Lin Hai danced happily.
"only……"
Xian'er just made Lin Hai almost fall to the ground.
"Are there any conditions?" Lin Hai asked.
"Yes, you need to pass the assessment of the Four Friends of Hanshan. As long as you pass the assessment, the master can come and go freely in the future."
"The Four Friends of Hanshan? What are they?" Lin Hai asked.
"The Four Friends of Hanshan are the four guards of the Holy Realm. The previous owner set the rules. After her, all subsequent owners of the Holy Realm must pass the assessment of the guards if they want to enter or exit the Holy Realm." Xian'er explained.
Holy shit! Lin Hai quits.
Isn't this Chi Guoguo's discriminatory attitude toward newcomers?
"Why, she is the master, and now I am also the master. Why should I abide by the rules she set?"
Xian'er smiled slightly.
"Because the previous owner was the first owner of the Holy Realm. It was she who sealed the Holy Realm in the painting through her supreme magic power. In the Holy Realm, if she did not abide by her will, even the owner would be punished by heaven.
The divine thunder was so powerful that the last owner was killed because he violated the rules on the first day he came in."
Xian'er said towards a burnt corpse not far away.
Damn it, so cruel!
Lin Hai shrank in fear.
Mudd, forget it, let's just abide by the rules honestly. Who can let others be awesome?
"Master, do you want to take the assessment now?"
"What are the contents of the test?" Lin Hai felt a little unsure.
"This... Xian'er can't say for sure. It all depends on the mood of the four friends of Hanshan. Alas."
Nani? It depends on your mood?
Lin Hai was confused.
Damn it, these Four Friends of Hanshan are so irresponsible, aren't they? They actually decide the content of the assessment based on their mood?
Then if he catches up with them and is in a bad mood, won't my brother die?
"How do you measure your mood? Can you give me an example?" Lin Hai asked, feeling even more unsure.
"Example? Well, for example, the last master encountered the piano demon in the first level. The piano demon actually, actually..." Xian'er suddenly hesitated.
"What?" Lin Hai asked solemnly.
"You actually compete with him to see who farts louder." After Xian'er finished speaking, her face turned red.
puff!
Hahahahaha...
Lin Hai burst out laughing.
Damn it, what kind of piano demon is this? It’s so fucking ridiculous.
This is the assessment of the master of the holy realm, so you can't be reliable.
"Well, in short, the tempers of the four friends of Hanshan are more weird than the last. Since the first master, there have been eighteen masters, and none of them has passed the test."
Damn it, so cruel!
Lin Hai felt a drumbeat in his heart.
Madhu, what should we do?
What if I fail the exam, why not stay in the painting for the rest of my life?
"Well, if you fail the test, can you take the test every day?"
Lin Hai had thought about it. If Mu De failed the exam, his brother would come to take the exam every day until he passed.
Xian'er was stunned for a moment, then shook her head sadly.
"Master, you are thinking too much. You only have one chance to take the test. If you fail, you will be struck by thunder from the sky and your soul will be shattered!"
puff!
Lin Hai sat directly on the ground.
Damn it, brother, I don’t want to play anymore, I want to go home!