"Yunyun, how did you know that I was cultivating immortality?" Lin Hai was shocked. He had never told his parents or Liu Xinyue, so how did his sister know?
When Lin Yun heard this, she waved her fists and couldn't help but exclaimed in excitement.
"I guessed it right, brother, are you really cultivating immortality?"
"Shh!" Lin Hai was so frightened that he hurriedly made a silence gesture and looked around hurriedly. Fortunately, it was getting late, there was no one around, and Li Jian was far away, so Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief.
"You damn girl, you want your brother to be captured and used as a guinea pig!" Lin Hai scraped Lin Yun's nose and said pretending to be angry.
Lin Yun also suddenly felt speechless and quickly covered her mouth with a look of panic on her face, her little eyes fluttering around.
"How did you guess it?" Lin Hai looked at Lin Yun and asked in a low voice with amusement.
"I saw everything you were at Su's house that day, just like those cultivators in the novels I read!" Lin Yun approached Lin Hai and said seriously.
"Uh... did you read the novel?" Lin Hai was speechless. Is this okay with him? The novel is all made up by the author, and you believe it? How naive!
"Brother, are you going to teach me or not?" Lin Yun took Lin Hai's arm, her beautiful eyes filled with excitement and expectation.
"I will find you some exercises suitable for women later." The Tao Te Ching he is currently practicing is not suitable for Lin Yun's practice.
"Yeah!" When Lin Yun heard this, she jumped up and down with excitement. She was so happy.
"I'm telling you, don't tell anyone about this, including our parents, because it's not time to confess to them yet, you know?" Lin Hai warned with a solemn look.
"Yeah, yeah, I won't tell anyone, don't worry!" Lin Yun nodded vigorously and promised.
After returning home, Lin Hai took out his mobile phone and prepared to find the fairies in heaven to help Lin Yun acquire a skill.
As soon as he opened WeChat, Lin Hai suddenly heard ding-dong sounds. He lowered his head and saw that Sun Wukong had actually sent him a lot of good things. It seemed that the monkey had succeeded again.
Sure enough, there are still several unread messages from Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: Hahahaha, dear brother, I followed your instructions and stole them one by one again. The harvest is not small, hahaha! (followed by a laughing expression)
Sun Wukong: I, Old Sun, have sent you all the things. What should you do next? Tell me quickly!
Sun Wukong: You speak up, my dear brother!
Sun Wukong: Dear brother, are you here, are you there? What are you going to do next? I can’t wait!
Sun Wukong: Dear brother, when you see the message, reply quickly, reply quickly! (Following is a crazy message)
Lin Hai looked at the time and saw that it had been sent a day ago. At that time, he was still practicing and healing, so he didn't hear the sound at all.
"Given the monkey's irritable character, he must be very anxious now, right?" Lin Hai thought about the way Sun Wukong scratched his head and ears, and felt funny in his heart.
Little confused fairy: Monkey King, my cell phone had no signal before. I just received your message. Don’t blame me! (Followed by a bowing expression)
Sun Wukong returned to Lin Hai almost instantly.
Sun Wukong: Dear brother, you are here, and you have made me so anxious! Now those gods, anxious ants on the hot pot, have shown me, and I feel indescribably happy, haha
Ha ha!
"Let me go, this monkey is just gloating about his misfortune! Those gods have repeatedly lost the birthday gifts prepared for the Queen Mother. Can you not be anxious?"
Little Confused Immortal: Great Sage, did the immortals doubt you this time?
Sun Wukong: Of course there are doubts, but they have no evidence, haha, no evidence! (followed by an expression of falling to the ground laughing)
"As long as you have doubts!" Lin Hai smiled evilly. It seems that this plan is not far from success.
Little Confused Immortal: Great Sage, these two days, I will use your words to stimulate those immortals who have lost things, such as pretending to make a gaffe and accidentally saying the name of their lost gift to make them more suspicious of you! Wait two days and do it again!
(Followed by a smirking expression)
Sun Wukong: I know, I know! I will do it now, hahaha...
Just after finishing the conversation with Sun Wukong, there was a ding-dong sound, and the promotion sound of the Heavenly Trading Group sounded. Lin Hai opened it and his eyes lit up.
"This monkey moves very quickly and fully understands his intentions. He is very smart!"
In the group, Sun Wukong directly @moliqing.
Sun Wukong: @魔里青, hey, you stupid big gatekeeper, you are actually planning to give the pants you wore to the Queen Mother, don’t you think it’s shabby? (There is a look of contempt behind you)
Mo Liqing: @孙武公, the Great Sage doesn’t know something. Nowadays, prices in the sky are soaring, but the salary of security guards has not increased. The four of us brothers are already too poor to wear pants. (There is a tearful expression behind)
Thor: No wonder I went to work today and saw Moli Qing not wearing pants, so I thought it was a new trend in heaven.
Seven Fairies: @马里青, I hate it, people think you are showing off your capital like that. (There is a shy expression behind it)
Zhu Bajie: @七仙女, I’m talking about girls, in terms of capital, in the whole heaven, who is as rich as me, old pig, after get off work in the evening, do you want to make a date? (There is a drooling expression behind)
Nezha: I saw it, Moli Qing’s capital is not as good as my dad’s!
King of Tota: @宁咒, you little brat, what nonsense are you talking about? Have you finished your homework? (There is an annoyed expression behind it)
King Tota: Well, ladies and gentlemen, Tongyanwuji, Tongyanwuji, haha! (There is a shy expression behind)
Seven Fairies: @特太天王, 李天王, are you free, come out and have a cup of tea? (There is a seductive expression behind)
Mother of Lightning: @特太天王, come to my house and show me that my old Lei is on duty today! (followed by a drooling expression)
Lei Gong: @电MU, Ah Dian, I am also in the group. (There is a tearful expression behind)
Mother of Lightning: @雷公, damn ghost, Li Tianwang’s surname is Li, not Wang, are you scared? (There is a look of contempt behind him)
…
Lin Hai saw that the group was confused, and the topic shifted directly to the relationship between King Tota and the female fairies, and he couldn't help but feel speechless.
Damn it, these guys are so funny, can’t they see the point? It seems that my brother needs to come forward and give some advice. Thinking of this, Lin Hai directly @Sun Wukong in the group.
Little confused fairy: @ Monkey King, the Great Sage, Moli Qing is going to give the Queen Mother pants, how do you know?
When Lin Hai said this, the funny guys in the group immediately reacted.
Mo Liqing: @孙武公, yes, how do you know?
Thunder God: @孙武公, yes, how do you know? 1
Seven Fairies: @孙武公, yes, how do you know? 2
Nezha:@孙武公, yes, how do you know? 3
…
The immortals who had lost their birthday gifts immediately lined up in the group to question him.
King Tota: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have nothing to do tonight. Is there anyone who can come out and sit down together to discuss life?
"Isn't it enough to discuss strangers?" Lin Hai was amused for a while, but he didn't expect that the serious-looking King Tota was also a playboy. Unfortunately, the gods were now questioning Sun Wukong, so how could anyone care about him?
Sun Wukong: Ahaha, of course I, the old Sun, will know, because his pants are my old Sun... Oh! (followed by an expression covering his mouth)
Sun Wukong: No, my old grandson suddenly feels urgent to urinate. See you soon!
After saying that, Sun Wukong closed WeChat and rolled on the floor laughing.
The group immediately became excited.
Zhu Bajie: Damn Bima Wen, it was indeed you who did it. Even if you stole other people’s things, you even stole from me, an old pig. You don’t recognize your relatives!
Red Boy: My bellyband was also stolen. It must have been done by a dead monkey. Now I can only go to school naked, which is so embarrassing.
Seven Fairies: I lost another pair of underwear yesterday. If you want it, just tell me. It’s not like they won’t give it to you, so why steal it? (There is a shy expression behind it)
Taibaijinxing: @七仙女, ahem, that, I want one too...
Seven Fairies: @太白金星, you are an old cow eating young grass? You are too old to be shameless? You are handsome, but you still think you are strong and mighty like a young man? You look sanctimonious, but what is in your mind
What is it? Dirty or not? What would your son think if he knew about it? What would your daughter think? Do you know...
"I'll go!" Lin Hai looked at the sharp words of the seven fairies on the screen, and felt admiration in his heart. Damn, this girl speaks too fiercely. She will probably be beaten to death!
Taibai Jinxing: Ahem, what, it’s time to go home and change the diaper for your granddaughter. You guys were chatting, and I got out of the way first.
Seven Fairies: Excuses, all excuses, shameless, just like the God of Wealth!
puff!
When Lin Hai saw this sentence, he burst into laughter. Damn, this unlucky God of Wealth, why is he lying on the gun again?
Ding dong!
As soon as the message about Seven Fairies was sent out, a group message popped up.
Group news: The God of Wealth's Qi is depressed, his heart is vomiting blood, he is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by ten years!
Damn it!
Lin Hai laughed so hard that there was no one else like this God of Wealth.
God of Wealth: @七仙女, you can just criticize others, it’s none of my business!!! (followed by an angry expression)
Seven Fairies: @财神, oh, I thought you were not here, but you were peeking at the screen all the time? Why are your thoughts so dirty? Tell me honestly, what else have you peeked at?
God of Wealth: I spy on your sister! (followed by a crazy expression)
Seventh Fairy: All the immortals know that I have no sisters, only six flowers-like, empty and lonely sisters. You obviously want to take advantage of my sister, you want to hide it, you are shameless, you are not a man!
God of Wealth: You are not a man! None of you sisters are men!!! (followed by a row of crazy expressions)
Seventh Fairy: Nonsense, of course my sisters are not men, what do you think? Are you suffering from Alzheimer’s disease?
Ding dong!
Group news: The God of Wealth's Qi is depressed, his heart is vomiting blood, he is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by ten years!