God of Thunder: One Thunder Yuan Pearl gathers 18 divine thunders from the Nine Heavens, which can be thrown to injure the enemy. It is worth asking for.
As soon as I entered the group, I saw Thor selling something.
King of Tota: 80 merit points
Nezha:180 merit points
The King of Tota: @宁咒, 280 (an annoyed expression)
Nezha:380
King of Tota: @宁咒, you idiot, the whole family raised the price by a hair (followed by a series of annoyed expressions)
Thor: Haha, I’m laughing so hard. Hurry up and pay the money (a laughing expression)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I want to buy a pill that can cure vegetative state.
Lin Hai sent the news.
Erlang Shen: Vegetative person? What is it? Can a plant be cultivated into a spirit?
Chang'e: I don't know, this is the first time I've heard of it.
Zhu Bajie: To deal with plants, please find professionals @武 Gang
Wu Gang: @小狗仙, tell me who to cut, first cut and then charge.
Lin Hai:......
These guys in Heaven don't even know what it means to be a vegetable.
"By the way, I have a good friend, Sun Wukong. You can ask him."
"Great Sage, are you here? I have a question to ask." Lin Hai sent a message to Sun Wukong.
A minute passed and no one answered.
Five minutes passed and still no one answered.
Ten minutes.
Twenty minutes.
…
"Oh, I guess Sun Wukong is not here." Lin Hai had no choice but to put away his cell phone.
Feeling a little hungry, Lin Hai went to the alley behind the school, ate a bowl of noodles, and then wandered aimlessly.
While strolling around, Lin Hai looked up and saw a big bald man in front of him, accompanied by a few gangsters in flashy clothes, walking towards him.
"What a fool! Baldhead is strong!" Lin Hai was shocked.
It's too close and it's too late to run away.
Ma De, take a gamble, Lin Hai gritted his teeth.
"Wow! Brother Qiang! We meet again!" Lin Hai jumped out, startling Bald Qiang.
"Are you sick? Damn it, it's you..." Bald Qiang recognized Lin Hai and grabbed Lin Hai by the collar.
"You dare to tease me in the bar! I'll kill you!"
"Wait a minute!" Lin Hai shouted quickly: "Teasing you? Where to start? Brother Qiang, it's too late for me to worship you!"
"You still don't admit that the song you presented to me was sung by me to my son!"
"Yeah, what's the problem?" Lin Hai pretended to be dumbfounded.
"What the hell, isn't this just saying that I am your son!"
"What a shame, you're wronged, Brother Qiang!" Lin Hai put on an expression that looked even more wronged than Dou E's.
"Who on the road doesn't know that Brother Qiang, you are brave enough to protect your brothers just like a father loves his son. This is what I want to express." Lin Hai started to lie again.
"Ma De, is this what you mean?" Bald Qiang glanced at Lin Hai suspiciously.
"Yes, think about it, Brother Qiang, if I really teased you, what would your first reaction be when I saw you today?"
"Nonsense, you must run away! Otherwise, I won't beat you to death!"
"That's it. Do you think I ran away? If I really teased you, would I jump out and say hello to you? I'm stupid." Lin Hai spread his hands, and the expression on his face became even more aggrieved.
"Made, it seems the same." Bald Qiang touched his head thoughtfully.
"That's how it is, Brother Qiang. To say the least, even if you don't believe me, don't you still believe in your own IQ? How many people in this world can deceive you, Brother Qiang?"
"It makes sense!" Bald Qiang nodded in agreement and released Lin Hai's hand.
Then, he slapped the two dogs behind him on the back of their heads.
"You damn thing, you almost made me misunderstand my brother."
Ergou shrank his neck, his face full of grievances.
"I'm sorry, I've passed the test." Lin Hai let out a long breath and quickly changed the subject.
"Brother Qiang, where are you taking your brothers?"
"Go to Jiangnan University and deal with a boy named Lin Hai."
puff!
Lin Hai almost squirted.
"Ah, just around the corner is Jiangnan University. I have something else to do, so I won't disturb Brother Qiang."
"Okay, let's go, let's go." Bald Qiang waved to Lin Hai and led the people away.
Damn it, what's going on? A bald man came to your door?
It seems that we can’t go back to school yet.
Ding dong!
WeChat voice.
When I opened it, I saw a message from Jade Rabbit.
Jade Rabbit: Great Immortal, I see you are in the group looking for elixirs to treat vegetative states?
"Yes, you have?" Lin Hai was delighted.
"Excuse me, Great Immortal, what is a vegetative state?"
Lin Hai couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
But think about it, those awesome gods don’t know that a Jade Rabbit can know a hammer as a pet.
"Vegetative state means that a person is still alive, but cannot wake up." Lin Haiyan said concisely and concisely.
"Oh, it must be that the body and soul are separated. Laojun's medicine boy and I often play together. I will ask him later what kind of medicine is effective."
"Okay, thank you!" Lin Hai was overjoyed, never expecting that a little Jade Rabbit could have such connections.
It seems that little people can sometimes reach the sky.
"By the way, do you have anything that can improve a person's physical fitness in a short period of time?"
Lin Hai suddenly remembered that Bald Qiang was looking for him and asked quickly.
"No, I just have a pet, how can I have such a treasure." Jade Rabbit made an unhappy expression.
Alas! Lin Hai sighed.
"The Golden Flower Medicine Boy did give me a Foundation Establishment Pill that he practiced and played with, but at his level, the thing he practiced is almost useless for mortals to eat."
"Nani!" Lin Hai jumped so high, "Grass, what you want is for mortals to eat."
What a twist.
"I want this Foundation Building Pill, please send it over."
"Great Immortal, what do you want this kind of garbage for?"
"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up."
"oh."
Ding dong!
Jade Rabbit sends you a Foundation Building Pill.
"Haha, thank you very much."
Jade Rabbit: Great Immortal, 10 merit points (followed by three shy expressions)
Lin Hai:......
Jade Rabbit: Okay, 5 will do (followed by three tearful expressions)
Lin Hai: Not even one
Jade Rabbit: Immortal, you can’t bully a rabbit (three crying expressions behind)
Lin Hai was sweating profusely. He happened to see carrots for sale at a nearby vegetable stall and had an idea.
Lin Hai: Can I give you a carrot?
Jade Rabbit: What is a radish?
Lin Hai:......
Taking out a dollar and buying a radish, Lin Hai continued.
Lin Hai: Don’t your rabbits usually eat carrots?
Jade Rabbit: The Immortal is joking. We in Heaven all take elixirs and drink dew. Those above the Golden Immortal level can also eat the Queen Mother’s flat peaches every year. We’ve never heard of radish?
Holy shit, it turns out there are no carrots in heaven, so that’ll be easy.
Lin Hai: This radish is a food comparable to flat peaches. You will be full of praise after eating it. By the way, how can I send you something?
Only then did Lin Hai remember that he had never sent anyone anything in real life.
Jade Rabbit: Just use Scan to scan directly. Daxian, your questions are so strange.
Finding a corner where no one was around, Lin Hai swiped the carrot in his hand.
You sent a carrot to the Jade Rabbit!
Success!
Lin Hai's hands were as empty as wild fields.
Lin Hai: Wash first, then eat!
Jade Rabbit: Immortal, you actually gave me something as valuable as a peach. I, I am so touched. I will remember your kindness to me (followed by a row of crying emoticons)
Lin Hai's skin felt numb for a while.
Lin Hai: Okay, go and eat quickly
Mu De, Lin Hai suddenly felt that he was quite fucked, for actually deceiving the feelings of a rabbit.
Opening the Qiankun Bag, Lin Hai checked the instructions for the Foundation Establishment Pill.
Foundation Building Pill: This pill is refined by the Golden Flower Boy under the Supreme Lord. It is of low quality and of no use. After being taken by a mortal, it can reach the early innate level.
extract!
A golden elixir exuding a refreshing fragrance appeared in Lin Hai's hand.
"Lin Hai, how dare you lie to me, stop!" A roar came from not far away.
Lin Hai turned his head.
"Hey, the bald head has gone away and come back?" Lin Hai raised the corner of his mouth, "It's just the right time!"