"You said you were watching from the side just now?" Lin Hai simply didn't know how to describe his mood at this moment, with an old face that didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and an expression that was indescribably wonderful.
Chu Lin'er looked at Lin Hai's strange appearance, her beautiful eyes became more and more confused.
"What on earth are you doing? Tell me! Why did my heart almost beat out when I saw it? My whole body felt hot and I had no strength at all. I also had a very strange feeling, an indescribable discomfort...
"
"Isn't it? The sex education in the underworld is so bad?" Lin Hai was surprised that Chu Lin'er really didn't understand. However, thinking of Chu Lin'er's identity, it was natural that she didn't understand.
After all, she is a princess, so whoever has nothing to do dares to say this to her, unless he doesn't want it anymore.
Looking at Chu Lin'er, with a flushed face and short breathing, and a seductive look in her eyes, Lin Hai suddenly smiled evilly.
"Do you really want to know?" Lin Hai raised his eyebrows at Chu Lin'er.
Seeing the evil look on Lin Hai's face, Chu Lin'er felt a warning sign in her heart. However, her strong curiosity still made her unable to help but speak.
"Speak quickly, don't hide it!"
"Hehehehe..." Lin Hai smiled evilly, "Actually, it's nothing, it's just a game. It can strengthen the body, entertain the body and mind, and is loved by people of all ages."
"How's it going? Do you dare to give it a try? Brother can play with you for free." Lin Hai smiled evilly and teased Chu Lin'er.
Chu Ling'er opened her red lips lightly, hesitated for a moment, and finally made a cruel decision.
"Just try it, what's wrong with you? Come on!"
"Uh..." This time it was Lin Hai's turn to be confused. Damn, brother, it was just a joke, but this silly girl actually wants to try it?
"Well, let's forget it!" Lin Hai was timid. He could take advantage in words, but he didn't dare to get serious with Chu Lin'er, even if he had the courage to do so.
She was the princess of the underworld. If she was so stupid and was trapped by herself, that old guy, King Chujiang, would have to come out from the ground and castrate himself!
"No, I'll give it a try!" As a result, Lin Hai gave in, but Chu Lin'er quit. She sat up from the bed and stared at Lin Hai with bright eyes, looking eager to try.
"Hey, what are you doing!" Lin Hai quickly crossed his arms and looked pitiful.
Chu Lin'er had a charming smile on her face and walked slowly towards Lin Hai.
"You, don't come over here. If you come over again, I'll yell at you!" Lin Hai got out of bed and ran to the living room screaming.
"Good boy, just obey my aunt!" Chu Lin'er's eyes were shining, and she threw Lin Hai onto the sofa. Two long, plump and elastic legs straddled Lin Hai's belly, pressing Lin Hai down.
Underneath him.
"I'll go, you're really trying to save someone's life, it's indecent!"
At this moment, a gust of wind rushed in from the balcony window.
Lin Hai and Chu Lin'er were suddenly startled and turned their heads to look.
Then a big bird flew in, carrying a strange-looking teddy on its back, it was Ahua and Xiaohong.
"Nima, don't take the usual path!"
Ahua jumped off Xiaohong's back and rushed to the sofa. Looking at Lin Hai and Chu Lin'er who were in inelegant postures, she stared at them with two dog eyes and was immediately stunned.
"Dad, Princess Lin'er, I discovered your adultery, will you kill me to silence me? If there is really only one way to die, before I die, I beg you to find me a gentle and beautiful bitch.
I choose to die comfortably!"
A-hua raised her neck, pretending to be willing to die generously, but a huge wing flapped directly from behind, sending A-hua flying up and hitting the wall. She fell to the ground and screamed.
"You heartless person, you are still thinking about a bitch. Aren't I better than a bitch? Go back to the house, and I will show you!"
Xiaohong flew over and fanned Ahua into the guest room next to her. She followed in and closed the door with a bang.
"Help, this is so disrespectful!" Ah Hua's wail suddenly came from the guest room, which was so tragic that it was so tragic.
"Hey hey hey, you are a gangster talking nonsense, now you feel good, right?" Listening to A Hua's screams, Lin Hai had a wicked smile on his face.
"Okay, now no one is causing trouble, let's continue!" Chu Lin'er's eyes were shining and she licked her sexy tongue towards Lin Hai.
"No, it's indecent!" Lin Hai's miserable howl echoed throughout the living room...
The two of them had had enough trouble. Chu Lin'er sat on the sofa with her legs crossed, a burst of pride on her pretty face, while Lin Hai sat in the corner with his hands on his chest, with tears in his eyes, as if he was aggrieved as a little daughter-in-law.
"From today on, you are mine!" Chu Lin'er glanced at Lin Hai and said proudly.
"It's a beautiful idea, even if you get my body, you can't get my heart." Lin Hai said angrily with a look of aggrievement.
"Giggle!"
Chu Lin'er laughed so hard that her branches trembled, and Lin Hai almost spit out blood.
"If you say that, then I have to do it again!" Chu Lin'er said and was about to rush towards Lin Hai again.
"Hey, have you had enough trouble?" Lin Hai was so frightened that he stood up quickly, looking wary.
"You have something to say. Don't mess with me. Be careful to wake up Xinyue. How do you want my brother to explain it then?"
Seeing Lin Hai's serious look, Chu Lin'er stopped messing around and glanced at Lin Hai with her beautiful eyes.
"I came here today to tell you that I have helped you to get another one out of the seventy-two evil spirits!"
"Wow, it's true, that's great!" Lin Hai was overjoyed when he heard this.
"How is my king?" Chu Lin'er suddenly came over and stared at Lin Hai with those extremely charming eyes and asked.
"Uh... almost, almost!" Lin Hai smiled awkwardly, feeling a little guilty.
"You have to hurry up!" Chu Lin'er looked at Lin Hai with some resentment and said with a small mouth.
"Don't worry, my brother will definitely do what he promised you."
Seeing Lin Hai say this, Chu Lin'er felt relieved.
"By the way, I should have rewarded you with a lot of virtuous points for catching ghosts last time. Have you been promoted again?" Chu Lin'er suddenly asked with a smile.
"A little bit of moral virtue?" Lin Hai couldn't help being stunned, "Isn't there any reward for a little bit of moral virtue?"
"Impossible!" Chu Lin'er said, "That ghost is of a higher level and must be rewarded with a lot of virtue points."
"There really isn't one!" Lin Hai couldn't help but take out his phone and check it.
"I'll go!" Lin Hai saw that it didn't matter, and suddenly found that not only did he have no moral virtue, he even lost his official position in the underworld.
"What's going on?" Lin Hai was a little confused.
Chu Lin'er also looked strange and didn't understand why.
"How about you ask Ma Mian?"
Lin Hai quickly found Ma Mian's WeChat account, edited a message and sent it.
Little confused fairy: Lao Ma? Why is my official position gone?
Ma Mian: The underworld’s personnel system reform, you’ve been fucked. (There is a laughing expression behind)
"Holy shit!" Lin Hai was immediately unhappy. Although he didn't want to be the underworld boss in the first place, he felt uncomfortable after being jerked off for no reason.
Little confused fairy?: Why did you masturbate your brother? (There is an angry expression behind)
Ma Mian: It’s because you didn’t arrive at the roll call!
Little confused fairy: No one informed me of roll call?
Ma Mian: That’s because Brother Ma, I missed you on purpose, hahaha, are you angry?
"Your uncle!" Lin Hai's face turned dark immediately. It turned out that it was the bastard Ma Mian who was causing trouble.
Little confused fairy: Are you tired of living?
Ma Mian: (One bites me, I can’t stand the look on my face that you sleep with me)
Lin Hai looked at the mean expression on the screen and his nose was almost crooked with anger. This is an emoticon sent to you by your brother. Now you are using it to make your brother angry. It can't cure you?
Little confused fairy: I want to tell you about your whoring! (expression)
Little confused fairy: Just wait, I’ll go to school first, and I’ll deal with you after school! (emoticon)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Don't be afraid, kid, I'm making medicine for you, and you can't stop taking the medicine! (expression)
Little confused fairy: 110? Someone is showing off here, and the situation is out of control! (expression)
Little confused fairy?: You are no longer just a problem here, there are also problems down there! (emoticon)
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Lin Hai threw a series of expressions at him, and Ma Mian knelt down on the spot.
Ma Mian: Brother, please, please send me two more sets of emoticons!