"Ahem!" Bald Qiang stood up seriously, straightened his clothes, coughed twice, and then spoke seriously.
"I propose that our sect be called the Bald Gang. Everyone in the gang will be bald. People like me will definitely be very popular when they go out. No one dares to mess with them, and they will stay away if they see them!"
puff!
After hearing this, Lin Hai was speechless for a while, wishing he could kick this guy away!
Damn it, I thought he had thought of some good name, Bald Gang? That’s such a nonsense!
"Hahahaha, you're laughing so hard!" Before Lin Hai could speak, Du Chun next to him started laughing, holding his stomach.
"Hey, you old man, why are you laughing? If you laugh again, I'll beat you up!"
Bald Qiang was complacent, having thought of such a cool and catchy name for himself, and was shocked by his talent. Seeing that Du Chun dared to laugh at him, he immediately glared and yelled fiercely.
"Beat me? I'm afraid of you, come on!" Du Chun blew his beard and showed no weakness at all.
"Damn, don't think I dare not!"
"Hey, don't think I'm afraid of you!"
…
"Nah!" Seeing the two people arguing again, Lin Hai covered his face and almost went crazy.
These two are simply the best, they will fight each other when they meet!
"Shut up!" Lin Hai shouted, interrupting the two people who were arguing.
"Now it's time to give the gang a name. After finishing the business, you two can find a place to fight to the death!"
"Did you hear that? Master wants us to fight to the death!" Bald Qiang waved his fist.
"I'm afraid of you, let's go!" Du Chun raised his neck and stared at the boss!
"Stop!" Damn, why did it start again? Lin Hai almost collapsed.
"Let's get down to business. If the bald gang can't do it, think of other things!"
"The Bald Gang is so low-income. It must be bad. Only the mentally retarded would choose this name." Du Chun suddenly curled his lips.
"Who are you calling mentally retarded!" Bald Qiang became anxious upon hearing this.
"Pah!" Lin Hai angrily raised his hand and slapped his bald head.
"Speak one by one, and when others are speaking, others are not allowed to interrupt!"
Lin Hai shouted sternly, "I can't cure you of paralysis!"
"Oh." The bald man rubbed his big bald head and did not dare to talk any more. Du Chun suddenly felt proud.
"Master, in my opinion, we will be called Golden Needle Valley! As soon as people hear the name, they will know that we use golden needles to save people. It is easy to understand and easy to remember. How about it, it is much better than his bald gang, right?"
Before Lin Hai could say anything, Bald Qiang leaned back and laughed, tears streaming down his face.
"You bald guy, why are you laughing!" Du Chun's face suddenly darkened!
"Of course I'm laughing at you for being stupid. You actually named the gang Enoki Mushrooms. Why don't you call it Carrot? Oh no, you're laughing so hard, hahahaha..."
"It's Golden Needle Valley, not Flammulina velutipes! You've got shit in your ears!" Du Chun said angrily, his face turned red.
Lin Hai put his hand on his forehead and closed his eyes in pain.
"Nah, there's no cure! Each one is more unreliable than the other."
Lin Hai couldn't help but place his last hope on Li Lingtao, and looked towards Li Lingtao with ardent expectations.
"Ling Tao, you said our sect should choose..."
Before Lin Hai finished speaking, his face turned dark.
"Damn it!" Lin Hai's nose was almost twisted with anger. He saw Li Lingtao tilting his head, and he was actually asleep, drooling all over the floor!
"What a talent! They are so noisy that they can even fall asleep!" Lin Hai's mood was beyond description.
With a flexion of his finger, a ray of true energy flicked towards Li Lingtao's forehead.
Li Lingtao felt pain and suddenly woke up with a jolt.
"What happened?" Li Lingtao looked confused and looked around nervously.
"It's okay. I'm really worried that you won't be comfortable sleeping while sitting. Do I need to move a bed for you?" Lin Hai said through gritted teeth.
"Ah, it would be best to move a bed, but wouldn't it be too much trouble?"
Lin Hai looked at Li Lingtao's eyes shining, and fell backwards.
Lin Hai wanted to die, really, really wanted to die. If he decided on the name of the sect, he would be done with it. Why should he discuss it with these three people? Isn't this asking for abuse?
"I have decided!" Lin Hai's eyes flashed and he stood solemnly in front of the three people.
"Our sect is called Haiyue Sect!"
"Hai Yue Sect? How can the Bald Gang sound nice? They are not domineering at all!" Bald Qiang muttered in a low voice.
"It's not as good as Golden Needle Valley. Master's IQ is really worrying." Du Chun secretly shook his head.
Lin Hai simply ignored these two guys' complaints.
"Haiyue Sect is a combination of one character from each of my and Xinyue's names. After the establishment of Haiyue Sect, I will be the sect leader and Xinyue will be the sect leader's wife!"
"Haiyue Sect?" Li Lingtao rolled his eyes, "Master, why not call it Lingtao Sect? My name sounds better than yours!"
"Shut up!" Lin Hai was so angry that he almost fell to the ground, what the hell, what are you causing trouble, you narcissist!
"Haiyue Sect, it's settled!"
"Although I still think the bald head is helpful, you are the master and you have the final say!"
"Alas, such a good name as Golden Needle Valley has been abandoned."
"Ling Tao Sect, you are so impressive. Master is uneducated. He probably hasn't graduated from elementary school."
Lin Hai resisted the urge to run away and decided on the name of the sect.
"Okay, from now on you will be the only three disciples of Haiyue Sect!"
After saying that, Lin Hai stood with his hands behind his hands again, shook his robe, and put on a showy look.
"Three disciples, you haven't come forward yet, and you have met your master!"
"Hey, Master, where did you buy this big robe?"
"Master, you don't want to switch to cross talk, do you? Then I'll recommend you a partner, Ergou! You two will be called the Sea Dog Team!"
puff!
Lin Hai almost fell to the ground, grinning and almost wanted to kneel before these three idiots.
"What the hell, it's a courtesy! Who is interrupting? Who is Junior Brother Wannian!"
"Apprentice has met the master!" Lin Hai said this, and the three of them immediately saluted Lin Hai respectfully.
Only then did Lin Hai find a trace of dignity as a master, and raised his hand with a pretentious look.
"Get back on your feet, disciple...uh!"
Before Lin Hai finished speaking, he saw that these three guys had already stood up straight and were looking at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
"What are you looking at? I've already seen Master, but you still haven't paid homage to Senior Brother! Do you know how to be polite?" Bald Qiang glared and yelled at Du Chun and Li Lingtao.
"Yes, hurry up, senior brother, I'm standing right here!" Du Chun also raised his neck and said loudly.
"Hey, old man, you want to cause trouble, the senior brother is obviously me!"
"Don't come here, you damn bald man. I'm so much older than you, so of course I'm the senior brother!"
"It's amazing how old you are, I got started earlier than you!"
"What's wrong with me early? I'm prettier than you!"
"I'm stronger than you!"
"I have more hair than you!"
"I, I, I will beat you, believe it or not?"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"
…
Lin Hai had a look of dementia on his face and walked out of the house in despair. If he stayed any longer, he thought he would go crazy.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw a huge figure running over.
"Dad, who's in there? I seem to hear Bald Qiang's voice!" Ahua's excited voice sounded in Lin Hai's ears.
Then, before Lin Hai could say anything, Ahua had already seen Bald Qiang's big bald head and swooped in.
"Woof woof!"
"Here you go, you dead dog is here again, get out of here!"
"Woof woof!"
"What the hell, let me stew you again and let you drink it!"
"Haha, Ah Hua, bite him, bite him!"
"You damn old man, you're actually helping a dog! Oh, you bite so hard, you damn dog, you were waiting for my second dog to come..."
…
Lin Hai staggered, walked far away, and heard the noise and the barking of dogs coming from the house. He was in a mess. He smiled bitterly and was about to cry. He suddenly began to worry about the fate of his Haiyue Sect.
Come.
Ding dong!
At this moment, Lin Hai's WeChat message suddenly rang.
When he took out his mobile phone and looked at it, Lin Hai's brows suddenly jumped!
"Sun Wukong!"
"Is the Peach Club over?" Lin Hai immediately checked impatiently.