Chapter 969 The spicy strips are out of stock, so come out!
Chapter 969: The spicy strips are out of stock, why don’t you come out to hang out!
"It turns out to be a little confused fellow immortal, but I don't know where this secret realm is?" Tathagata stared at Lin Hai, his tone was gentle, but his voice had a strong penetrating power, which made Lin Hai's soul seem to be infected.
If it weren't for the plane magic beads that sent a stream of clear water into Lin Hai's body from time to time, resisting the Tathagata's Buddha's voice, I'm afraid Lin Hai would have to pull out all his hair himself and take refuge in my Buddha just to listen to the Tathagata's words.
"Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed twice to cover up the nervousness in his heart, and then took a deep breath.
The paralyzed ones should be hung up, and they will not die for tens of millions of years. It depends on whether they can trick the Tathagata into living.
"The so-called secret realm is a place where great powers gather throughout the ages. It is outside the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements. Only people with great wisdom and great magic power can enter. With your weak magic power, it is normal not to know about it. There is no need to feel inferior!"
puff!
Lin Hai's words made all the immortals and Buddhas almost fall down collectively.
Will the Tathagata feel inferior because of his low power? Don’t be ridiculous! If this is really the case, the sky is full of gods and Buddhas, how can he survive?
Lin Hai, on the other hand, put on a pose that he thought was very cool and continued to show off.
"In the secret realm, the origins of many heavens and earth are condensed, and the laws of the great road are spread throughout it. It is a blessed place for practitioners and the return path of all dharma saints. Countless ancient powers gather in the secret realm to understand the vastness of the universe, seek the ultimate way of heaven, and realize the Tao.
"Those who don't care about worldly affairs and don't have the great ability of great thoroughness and enlightenment should not find this way!"
While Lin Hai was talking nonsense, he was watching Tathagata's words and expressions.
Seeing Tathagata always smiling but not smiling, staring at him without blinking, as if he was listening to himself, but also not listening, Lin Hai felt frightened for a while.
Paralyzed, what does it mean? Do you believe it or not? At least give me a signal!
With you looking like this, should you let your brother continue making up the story or should you change your strategy?
"Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed twice more. Tathagata didn't speak, so he could only continue to make up.
"However, I look at the three realms, and there are only two people who are expected to enter the secret realm and seek the great road in the future!"
"Oh? Which two people?" Tathagata finally spoke.
"Damn, that's right!" Lin Hai was immediately delighted. As long as you speak, your brother can fool you.
"One is the Taoist Patriarch, Taishang Laojun, and the other is you, Tathagata!"
"But..." Lin Hai deliberately raised his voice to leave him in suspense.
"But what?" Tathagata always had the same expression and asked in a soft voice.
"Although you two are expected to enter the secret realm, you still need some help after all. And the most important thing is that there must be a powerful person in the secret realm to come forward to introduce you. Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed twice. The meaning was obvious, brother.
You are a person in the secret realm. If you want your brother to lead you, please hurry up and please him.
"Um...why is there no expression at all? Is this old monk facially paralyzed?" Lin Hai felt bored when he saw Tathagata was not moved at all. It seemed that he had to hit him.
"Take your Tathagata as an example. Your magic power is as low as that of an ant. Naturally, there is still a big gap between you and the level of entering the secret realm. But more importantly, you are still lacking in cultivating your mind and character. As a monk, you have a good temper.
, I have to quit smoking, drinking, gambling, and women...ahem!"
Lin Hai quickly closed his mouth. He was so numb that he accidentally let something slip out of his mouth.
"In short, what I mean is that you have to abstain from greed, abstain from anger, abstain from lust, abstain from ignorance, refrain from killing, refrain from lying, refrain from bullying others... ugh!"
Lin Hai found that he couldn't make it up anymore. He didn't understand Buddhism at all. Wouldn't it be exciting to say this in front of the Buddha?
Mudd, let’s get straight to the point!
"Anyway, let me tell you this, Tathagata!" Lin Hai simply put on a carefree look.
"You have to change your temper. You can't imprison Wukong at every turn. Take today's incident as an example. Do you blame Wukong? Wouldn't you be angry if it were you?"
"Besides, Wukong was just making a fuss to vent his emotions, and he didn't hurt any flowers and plants. Are you punishing him so harshly? It hurts your kindness. Why don't you give me some face and let this matter go away? Don't punish Wukong.
In return, I can reluctantly lead you into the secret realm in the future, what do you think?"
After Lin Hai finished speaking, his heart was beating fast and his nervous palms were covered with sweat.
That is Tathagata Buddha, an almost invincible existence. If you show off in front of him, you are just kidding with your life. Don't offend this old monk and blow yourself out in one breath.
"What fellow Taoist said makes sense!"
"Ah?" Lin Hai was scared to death. Suddenly Tathagata's words made Lin Hai stunned, followed by unspeakable ecstasy.
"I'm going to wipe it, so that's okay?" Lin Hai couldn't believe it. Tathagata Tathagata actually agreed with the nonsense he was talking about.
Just when Lin Hai was in a daze, Tathagata had already turned his head to the Queen Mother, put his hands together and saluted.
"The old monk thinks that what the Taoist Fellow Little Confused Immortal said is very true. Why don't you, just for the sake of the old monk, spare Wukong for once? The old monk will strictly discipline him and never let him do anything rude again!
"
The Queen Mother looked gloomy and glanced at Lin Hai suspiciously. Although she was reluctant, Tathagata had to give her face, so she could only snort helplessly.
"Since Tathagata Buddha intercedes, I will spare this monkey for once!"
Tathagata smiled faintly, nodded, and then looked at Sun Wukong.
"Wukong, why don't you apologize like my queen?"
Sun Wukong had made a fuss, and now Lin Hai and Tathagata were interceding for him. He was not an unreasonable person, so he took advantage of the steps and went down.
"I, Sun, I have to apologize to you!" Sun Wukong didn't look at the Queen Mother at all, but just hugged his fists towards her, looking perfunctory.
This monkey is very proud. Even if he apologizes, he will not be respectful, giving people a feeling of reluctance.
"Humph!" The Queen Mother snorted coldly, and then stood up.
"Go back to the palace!"
Immediately, the fairies and fairies waited on the Queen Mother and left, leaving all the immortals and Buddhas here to hang out.
"Huh!" Lin Hai let out a long breath. No matter what, he finally saved Sun Wukong. This is better than anything else.
"Oops, what happened?"
The Queen Mother had just left, when suddenly a little old man with a sly eyebrow ran over carrying a fly whisk.
"I've met Daozu!"
When many immortals and Buddhas saw this little old man, they all hurriedly bowed and saluted.
"I'll wipe it, Dao Ancestor!" Lin Hai's eyes flickered and he couldn't help but look at the little old man.
"Nima, this is Taishang Laojun!"
Lin Hai was surprised for a while, this Supreme Laojun looked a little different from what he imagined.
I thought that as a Taoist ancestor, I would say that he was an immortal and had an extraordinary temperament, right?
Why do you look like some profiteers in the mortal world now?
"Taoist, don't make any noise, the powerful Dharmakaya from the secret realm is coming!" Tathagata smiled faintly at the Supreme Lord, and then pointed at Lin Hai.
"The Great Power of the Secret Realm? Where is it?" Taishang Laojun hurriedly looked in the direction pointed by Tathagata.
When Lin Hai came into contact with Taishang Laojun's eyes, there was a buzz in his mind, as if his soul had been seen through.
Damn, it’s so scary!
Lin Hai unknowingly broke into a cold sweat.
Fortunately, the plane magic beads surged again and entered Lin Hai's body, and Lin Hai returned to calm.
"This is a powerful person from the secret realm, little confused immortal Taoist friend!" Tathagata introduced to the Supreme Lord.
"Little confused fairy?" Taishang Laojun was stunned, and then suddenly let out an angry scream.
"Why are you running around when you have nothing to do! Are you still doing business? The hot strips in Tianting Weidian are out of stock, and you are still going out to hang out!"
"What a sin! I've been out of service for two days and haven't updated it yet. How much water have I lost?"
puff!
Lin Hai almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Seeing Taishang Laojun's face full of pain and sorrow, stamping his feet and beating his chest in regret, his face was full of weirdness.
"Nima, is this really Taishang Laojun?"
"He's obviously a vendor at the vegetable market!"
"Hey, why are you still here watching the excitement, waiting for the food to be served?" Taishang Laojun suddenly raised his head and pointed towards Lin Hai.
"If you don't hurry up and restock, damn it, I'm pumping water!"
"Uh..." Lin Hai suddenly had black lines on his face.
"Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed twice, "In this case, I am resigning. You two are both strong. You should practice hard and don't be playful. When you achieve success, I will definitely introduce you to the secret realm!"
After showing off again, Lin Haicai made a thought, and the dharma body slowly disappeared and began to withdraw from the plane dharma bead.
It was only at this moment that Taishang Laojun and Tathagata Buddha showed a playful smile on their faces, and they casually set up soundproof barriers.
"Daozu, is it him?"
"That's right, it's this guy!"
"Oh, they are so good at pretending!"
"Damn it, Buddha, you are swearing again!"
"The disaster is approaching, why can't I say bad words? I've been pretending to be in front of others for so many years, and I'm tired!"
"This boy, given a great opportunity, has acquired the treasure of the day after tomorrow. He will be a helping hand in the day of catastrophe!"
"If not, can the old monk help him again?"
"The veteran thinks it's okay!"
Tathagata smiled and nodded, then suddenly a big palm appeared in the sky.
Lin Hai, who had just returned to reality from the plane magic bead, opened his eyes, and suddenly a destructive palm came to his mind, as if tearing apart the space, and pressed down on his head and face.
"Oh my god, cross-border pursuit!" Lin Hai screamed in fright and jumped up.