In the evening, Ye Xiong prepared a table of good wine and food and waited in the cave.
There are fish, meat, flowers, fruits, and fine wine.
It's been a long time since I had a drink with Meng She. Let's have a drink today. I won't come back until I'm drunk.
That's the good thing about becoming a saint, you won't die for no reason.
Even the King of France and the King of Power cannot control the life and death of a saint.
Except for the Emperor, no one can control the lives of saints at will.
Before eight o'clock, the ban outside began to tremble.
"Come in!" Ye Xiong shouted.
A familiar figure walked in from outside, but it was not Meng She, but an ordinary figure.
I usually walked to the table, reached out and grabbed a chicken leg, took a bite, and said, "It tastes good. I'm going to have a good meal in the future."
"Why did you come here? I didn't invite you." Ye Xiong rolled his eyes and said angrily.
This guy always pushes himself into the fire pit, and it's the same today.
It's not like he had any good intentions.
I usually ignored him and sat down at the table, opened a bottle of wine, took the bottle and wanted to pour it.
"Do you know how to be polite? Lao Meng hasn't come yet!"
Ye Xiong quickly ran over and snatched the wine from his hand.
He invited Meng She tonight, but he didn't. If Meng She came over, he would eat all the food on the table, which would be ugly.
This guy does this kind of thing a lot.
"I can't stand it anymore. I'll eat first and you'll make some food later."
"You have to endure it if you can't bear it, otherwise, get out."
Ye Xiong kicked him.
"Okay, wait!" Ping Ping said helplessly.
He walked to the side and sat down on a bamboo chair, crossing his legs.
"What do you think of Luo Ji and Fa Fa in the main hall today?" Chang Ping asked.
"It's none of my business." Ye Xiong said angrily.
He decided to stay safe from now on, say nothing, do nothing, and just be a salted fish.
"It's difficult to stay out of the wave when you're under it!" Ping Ping said with a smile.
"You can do it, why can't I?"
"How can I be the same? I am just waiting to die. I have no ability, no ability, and no heart. But you are different. You dare to scold the emperor."
"The man who dared to scold the emperor is dead. I am now Ye Xiong, a very cowardly person. You saw it today. I was so cowardly in the main hall."
"Why don't I think you're a coward? Instead, I think you look foolish."
"I'm too lazy to tell you. Anyway, don't get involved with me in future power struggles."
The two exchanged a few salty words, and then the ban sounded again outside.
"Lao Meng is here."
Ye Xiong walked out, only to find that it was Zhiyun who came.
"Are you looking for me?" Ye Xiong asked.
"It smells so good, can I have a meal?" Zhiyun asked, looking inside the cave.
"Come on, there won't be more of you anyway." Ye Xiong sighed.
Zhiyun walked in and saw the ordinary inside at a glance.
"Emperor Xiaoyao is here too, what a coincidence." Zhiyun glanced at Ping An and said with a smile.
"Unfortunately, I came here just to get some food." He usually looked at her with a smile and said, "It's normal for me, a grown man, to come over to look for Ye Xiong in the middle of the night, but you, a beautiful woman, came over.
Aren’t you afraid of other people making irresponsible remarks?”
"It's midnight, what time is it?" Zhi rolled his eyes at him and said, "I came here to discuss something with Ye Xiong."
"Discuss whether we can renew our relationship?"
"Then my business is none of your business." Zhiyun hummed.
"My cave is a place of harmony. No quarrels are allowed. You go to the temples to quarrel."
Ye Xiong interrupted them to save them from arguing.
At this time, the ban sounded again outside.
"Lao Meng, why did you come here? If it were any later, there wouldn't be any bones left."
Ye Xiong quickly welcomed Meng She in.
When Meng She came in and took a look, he was stunned.
You are so obedient, the two Holy Emperors who supervise Heaven!
As an old man who looks after a small library, can he be honest?
"Lao Meng, sit down and leave them alone."
Ye Xiong pulled Meng She to sit down at the table and said, "You are the real boss tonight, they are just here to have a meal. In my cave, there are no superiors or subordinates."
Although Ye Xiong said this, Meng She was still not used to it.
Ye Xiong thought for a moment, and suddenly his fingers shot out sharp sword strokes one after another, landing on the most conspicuous stone wall of the cave.
Eight characters with flying dragons and phoenixes were formed in an instant.
Left: Just talking about romance.
Right: Don’t discuss political affairs.
"You two bosses have clearly seen that when you enter my cave, you must follow my rules."
"No problem, I like to talk about romance the most." Ping Ping laughed.
"Okay, let's not talk about political affairs." Zhiyun nodded.
For some reason, Zhiyun felt very relaxed in this cave.
No pressure at all.
Her eyes couldn't help but fall on Ye Xiong, and her past life came to mind again.
He is still the same humane man as before.
Wherever he is, the human touch is very strong.
Take a seat, use chopsticks, and eat.
"Old Meng, during these years when I was away, have you ever picked up girls in the lower world?" Ye Xiong asked with a smile.
Meng She glanced at the two Holy Emperors, feeling a little embarrassed and did not reply.
In front of them, he could not be as unrestrained as Ye Xiong.
"It's okay to say whatever you want. You know each other normally. We've had dinner several times before."
"Zhiyun is also easy to talk to, not the Emperor of France and Emperor Quan."
Seeing how restrained he looked, Ye Xiong couldn't help but say.
"No, not that one." Meng She said.
"What a ghost! Otherwise, you would have..."
Ahem!
Meng She coughed immediately and reminded him not to talk nonsense.
"Ye Xiong, now that you have ascended to the Holy Realm, are you preparing to go down to the lower realm to pick up those lost moral integrity of yours?" He laughed normally and continued: "To be honest, how many women have you had in this life?
"
Zhiyun's ears couldn't help but perked up.
"Famous or not?" Ye Xiong asked.
"Is there a difference?"
"Of course there are. There are several types of women I know, but they all have to give birth. They are divided into four categories.
The first category is sleeping with someone with a good reputation.
The second category is those who have no status even after sleeping with them.
The third category is those who want to sleep but haven't fallen asleep yet.
The fourth category is those who don’t want to sleep, but the relationship is unclear.”
Ye Xiong summarized the relationships with the women he met in his life.
"How many people are there in total?" Chang Ping asked.
"If I don't bring a calculator, I can't calculate it."
"It's not that you didn't like women in your last life, why are you so romantic in this life?" Zhiyun looked at him and couldn't help but say.
"It's not that he's not romantic, it's that he's not romantic with you." Ping Ping couldn't help laughing, suddenly puffed up his chest, and pretended to be someone's words: "You can mess around anywhere, but not in heaven. What if some saint
If you are jealous, the lower world will kill all my women, and you will know what tragedy is."