"If you have money, change your clothes first." Xia Qiqi ordered.
"oh!"
Xia Youqian started to take off his pants, and when Xia Qiqi reacted, he was only wearing his next pair of underwear.
"What are you doing?" Xia Qiqi was shocked.
"Let's change clothes." After Xia Youcai finished speaking, he took off his underwear.
Xia Qiqi rushed over and tried to persuade him to understand that he couldn't change clothes in front of a woman.
When he left and found a corner to change clothes, Xia Youcai couldn't hold back anymore and fell to the ground laughing.
Ten minutes later, when Xia Youqian changed out of his tattered clothes and appeared in front of Xia Qiqi, she was momentarily absent-minded.
What a handsome guy with extraordinary temperament!
He is about 1.8 meters tall, with an upright face and sharp edges, and a heroic spirit between his eyebrows.
Even though he wears street-stall clothes that cost dozens of dollars, he has an invisible aura, even if he is a celebrity.
"Hey, he looks like a dog!"
Xia Youcai's eyes fell on Xia Youqian and he clicked his tongue: "Mei, you are not wanted all the time. Why don't you take advantage of this kid?"
"Chixian." Xia Qiqi asked.
At this moment, Xia Youqian's stomach growled.
"Sister, I'm pregnant." Xia Youqian said.
"Sister, I'll take you to eat."
Xia Qiqi was about to go to the snack bar in front of her when she suddenly remembered that Xia Youcai had taken away the last hundred chips she had on her. She walked up to him and said, "Give me the rest of the money."
"And all the money for woolen yarn has been spent."
"No more points?"
"Miss, a set of clothes, a pair of underwear, and a pair of shoes only cost one hundred yuan. I almost had to rob them to buy them back. You still want to make money?" Xia Youcai asked.
Xia Qiqi thought for a moment and said, "You watch him here, I'll go get some money and come back."
"Where to get it, rob or sell yourself?" Xia Youcai asked.
"Sell your sister."
"Yes, you are selling my sister."
Xia Qiqi was already numb to this trash brother.
"Brother, please wait here while my sister goes to borrow some money and then come back to eat with you," Xia Qiqi said.
Xia Youqian nodded and sat on the ground.
"Don't sit on the ground, sit on the stone seat." Xia Qiqi ordered.
Xia Youxian quickly sat down on the stone seat.
This kind of reaction is no different from that of a six- or seven-year-old child.
Xia Qiqi suddenly had a headache, and she didn't know whether it was a blessing or a curse to have this younger brother.
After Xia Qiqi left, Xia Youcai was bored. Seeing the fool next to him looking at him from time to time, he suddenly had an idea and shouted: "Brother, do you want to eat?"
Xia Youqian clearly felt that this brother was worse than Xia Qiqi, but she still nodded.
"Do you know it's money?"
Xia Youqian was about to shake his head, but quickly nodded: "Money is a good thing."
Fortunately, I am not so stupid that there is no cure.
"Of course money is a good thing. With money, you can buy delicious food and fun things, and you can also have sex and have fun."
"What does it mean to feel good about having sex?" Zhu Youcai asked.
For such a simple yet complicated problem, Zhu Youcai didn't know how to explain it to an idiot with an IQ of only seven or eight years old. After thinking for a long time, he finally thought of a way to explain it.
"This "Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Pap-Sensation-Refreshing" refers to playing the game console. Do you understand the game? There are many buttons on it. Does it make a popping sound when you press it?
Xia Youqian thought for a moment and nodded.
"When you have sex, do you feel good inside?"
Xia Youqian thought for a moment and nodded again.
"That's right. With money, you can do anything. So do you want to make money?"
"think."
"Do you know how to make money?"
Xia Youqian shook his head.
"It's actually very easy to make money."
Xia Youcai suddenly pointed to a fruit stall in the distance and said, "If you see a drawer there, there is a lot of money in it. You go there to get it, but after you get it, you have to run away. Don't let anyone catch you."
Live, otherwise if they catch you, you will have to pay them back, you know?"
Xia Youcai nodded.
"Go quickly, don't let anyone catch you."
Xia Youcai walked over there and soon arrived at the fruit stall.
"Sir, do you want to buy some fruit?" the fruit shop owner asked.
Xia Youcai didn't answer, walked in, opened the drawer, grabbed a handful of money and ran out.
"Grab the money, catch the thief," the fruit shop owner shouted.
Unfortunately, Xia Youcai had already escaped without a trace before he chased him out for long.
Speed, that's called fast.
…
Ten minutes later, Xia Qiqi came back with a frustrated look on her face.
"Have you borrowed the money back?" Xia Youcai asked proudly.
"I won't lend a nut," Xia Qiqi scolded.
"Sister, I have money." Xia Youqian handed over a stack of banknotes.
"Where did the money come from?" Xia Qiqi asked.
"I took it from the fruit shop. If the boss can't catch me, the money will be mine..."
Before he could finish speaking, Xia Youcai rushed towards him and tried to silence him, but unfortunately it was already too late.
"What fruit shop, what money?" Xia Qiqi thought for a moment, then she realized what she was doing, and she was furious: "Xia Youcai, you actually used a fool to steal money. Isn't he a human being?"
Xia You was at a financial loss and curled his lips: "It's a good idea to borrow it, and I'll pay it back to others at the worst possible time. Now we don't have a penny on us, so we can't let this fool starve!"
Xia Qiqi fell silent immediately, and then said after a while: "Xia Youcai, our brothers and sisters are scum, but we must at least have a bottom line in our lives. I hope that this kind of thing will never happen again. If you have money, don't worry about him, let's go eat
Peach stuff.”
"Yeah, you can eat now." Xia Youcai jumped up happily.
Ten minutes later, a certain restaurant.
"Eat slowly, or I'll choke you to death."
Looking at the three large bowls on the table, Xia Qiqi and Xia Youcai's faces turned dark.
How long has this guy been hungry? He is really a hungry ghost reincarnated.
"Don't worry, don't scream if you don't have enough," Xia Qiqi said.
Xia Youqian ignored him and kept eating. He ate three large bowls of rice before he stopped.
"Not only is he a fool, but he also has a big stomach. How can he support himself?" Xia Youqian sighed.
"If you don't have money, just eat less meat. Why are you talking so much nonsense?" Xia Qiqi scolded.
"Sister, after dinner, can I go have sex with you and have a good time?",
After Xia Youqian finished eating, he asked loudly.
At that moment, dozens of guests in the restaurant were all looking at him.
"You're shameless. Can you still say these words?"
"Has Omen already developed to this extent? Or am I lagging behind?"
"He calls sister, are they brother and sister?"
"Is this the legendary incest?"
Everyone was whispering and laughing.
Xia Youcai quietly stood up and prepared to leave.
If you don't leave, you'll be dead in a matter of minutes.
Snapped!
A bowl hit him hard on the back, and Xia Qiqi yelled angrily: "Xia Youcai, you scumbag who throws money into the street, what on earth did you say to Xia Youcai?"