Chapter 387
Da Mao’s backhand is a slap.
Rumble!!!
Suddenly.
Sima Zhong and others all felt as if they had been hit hard, and they fell into the pit one after another like rocks rolling down.
Thump thump thump thump!!!
The small latrine was suddenly overcrowded.
The excrement and water were squeezed out.
Da Mao jumped out quickly.
It doesn't want to be contaminated by feces.
And Sima Zhong and others were all crowded into a latrine, which was a life worse than death.
Have they ever suffered such humiliation?
boom!!!
Sima Zhong's spiritual energy exploded, and he flew out of the pit.
Others also took off one after another.
Ye Qingyun, who was half asleep, suddenly heard a loud noise.
He was so frightened that he rolled off the bed.
“Damn it, was there an earthquake?”
Ye Qingyun didn't even bother to put on his clothes and rushed out wearing a pair of trousers.
The Liu sisters also quickly came to the courtyard.
this moment.
Ye Yun and the other three saw an extremely shocking scene.
The hut exploded!
Then, figures all covered in yellow flew out of the pit.
In the blink of an eye.
All flew away.
Only the huts that had been blown to pieces remained.
And that messy latrine.
Ye Qingyun was dumbfounded.
Oh my god.
Who did you offend in your latrine?
Why did it explode?
Is anyone else flying out of the pit?
Could it be that the maggots in the latrine became sperm?
The Liu sisters were also at a loss.
This scene is simply outrageous.
Who in the right mind would have thought that dozens of people would fly out of the latrine?
For a while.
Ye Yun and the Liu sisters both felt as if they were in a dream.
For a while.
Only then did Ye Qingyun react.
"Grass!!!"
He howled to heaven.
"
My hut!!!"
“The hut I built with great difficulty!!!”
“Who the hell blew up my latrine???”
Sima Zhong and others were filled with endless anger.
and covered in feces and urine, all flew to a river.
More than a dozen people scrambled to jump into the river.
Visible to the naked eye.
The water in the river soon turned yellow.
The women washing clothes on the other side were all stunned.
Then they all screamed.
"Ahh!!! These people are covered in shit!"
"Where did these crazy people come from?"
"Damn it! The whole river stinks!"
These women were extremely angry.
They are washing clothes here, and you guys covered in shit just jump into the river to take a bath?
Isn't this looking for scolding?
There was even a tough woman, carrying a big laundry stick and rushing over with an angry look on her face.
"You stinky, shameless bitches like to jump into cesspits, don't you? Why do you take a bath if you like excrement so much?"
Several women came over carrying big sticks.
Seeing this, Sima Zhong snorted coldly.
Just wave your hand.
All the women on the shore fainted.
He was still merciful and did not kill them directly.
But what happened today can be considered as a loss of face for Sima Zhong and the others.
Until this moment, Sima Zhong felt his head was buzzing.
Not injured.
But it was smoked.
It stinks!
too disgusting!
After all, he is a master of the God Refining Realm and an elder of the Sima family.
As a result, I actually fell into a manure pit today.
I have been here for most of my life, and my body is half buried in the soil.
Can you still have such an experience?
Sima Zhong wanted to slap himself to death with one palm.
End this remaining life!
Others had similar feelings to Sima Zhong.
shame!
anger!
Messy!
Some people with poor mental endurance covered their faces and started crying.
"Why are you crying? You're a worthless thing!"
Sima Zhong suddenly became irritated and cursed angrily.
"Woooooo! I'm not clean anymore, I fell into the latrine!"
The man couldn't stop crying.
Sima Zhong's face was extremely pale.
He looked around at everyone with extremely fierce eyes.
"None of you are allowed to tell anyone about what happened today!!!"
Sima Zhong gritted his teeth and said.
Everyone looked at him.
Then they all nodded silently.
How could they tell anyone about such a shameful thing?
Isn't it embarrassing enough?
"Elder, have you found the Lost Soul Banner?"
Someone asked silently.
Sima Zhong shook his head.
"No!"
He actually guessed that the Soul-Lost Banner should be hidden under the latrine.
But the problem is.
The moment he fell into the latrine, there was only one thought in his mind.
Come out quickly!
At that time, who the hell cared about soul-destroying flags?
Staying in that pit for a moment longer would be torture!
Where can I go to find the soul-destroying flag?
After regaining his composure, Sima Zhong realized that he might have missed someone
Excellent opportunity.
"I'll go to Xuanjian Sect later. Xu Changfeng has received favors from our Sima family. Please ask for his help to recapture the Soul-Lost Banner!"
Sima Zhong spoke up and said.
Everyone nodded.
This is no longer possible.
It's not impossible to ask the Sima family to send people over, but how should they explain to the Sima family?
Could it be that they all fell into the cesspit and were unable to regain the Soul-Lost Banner?
I'm afraid that everyone in the family will laugh him to death.
> So.
I can only ask others for help.
Xu Changfeng, the leader of the Xuanjian Sect, traveled to the Southern Wilderness when he was young and had contact with the Sima family.
At that time, Xu Changfeng's cultivation was still shallow and he encountered a lot of trouble.
It was the Sima family who helped Xu Changfeng, which could be regarded as a favor to Xu Changfeng.
Xu Changfeng said at that time that if the Sima family gave orders in the future, he would definitely do his best to help the Sima family.
This promise has not been forgotten by the Sima family.
Now Sima Zhong had Xu Changfeng's idea.
After all, Xu Changfeng is the leader of the Tianwu Dynasty, and he must know more about Fuyun Mountain.
If he takes action, he might be able to help the Sima family get the Soul-Lost Banner back.
Sima Zhong and others washed in the river for more than two hours.
My body is almost bald.
Just got to the shore.
But even if they are cleaned.
But I can still smell a faint smell.
Maybe it's an illusion.
Maybe they didn't wash them too well.
"Let's go to Xuanjian Sect!"
Sima Zhong led everyone in the air and headed straight for Xuanjian Sect.
An hour later.
Sima Zhong and others arrived outside the gate of Xuanjian Sect.
The arrival of so many people naturally alarmed Xu Changfeng.
Xu Changfeng appeared immediately.
As soon as he saw Sima Zhong, his expression suddenly changed.
"Elder Sima?"
Xu Changfeng recognized Sima Zhong and had met him before when he was young.
"Sect Master Xu, you are well."
Sima Zhong forced a smile.
Xu Changfeng quickly bowed and saluted.
"I didn't know it was Elder Sima who came here. I was disappointed to meet him from afar. I hope I can forgive you."
"It's okay, I'm here uninvited. I hope Sect Master Xu won't be surprised either."
Sima Zhong waved his hand and said.
Xu Changfeng was about to speak.
Suddenly his nose moved.
Why do these people in front of me seem to stink?
It's like pulling down the pants pockets.
This chapter has been completed!