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Chapter 608: The Witty Third(1/2)

Why did Ye Qingyun wake up suddenly?
It wasn't that he heard anything.
It's not like he sensed the danger.
But he was woken up by peeing.
Ye Qingyun drank a pot of water before going to bed. .??.
no way.
When we were at the palace, we ate roasted rabbit legs and a bowl of fried noodles.
It's time to go to bed.
The mouth is so dry.
He drank a bottle of water.
Then I went to sleep comfortably.
If a normal person drinks a large pot of water before going to bed, there will definitely be a result.
Woke up in the middle of the night by peeing!
Ye Qingyun is in such a situation.
He had slept very soundly.
Because he had arrived at the border of the Tang Dynasty, Ye Qingyun felt completely at ease.
So I slept very deeply.
As a result, I started to dream while I was asleep.
In his dream, Ye Qingyun found that he was still on Fuyun Mountain.
And I really want to pee.
He originally wanted to solve it on the spot, but then he remembered that the system left because he defecated everywhere.
Decided to get rid of this problem.
So he looked for a hut everywhere.
But I don’t know where the hut on the mountain has gone.
Ye Qingyun searched for a long time, but there was no place to solve it.
The more I hold it in, the more uncomfortable it becomes.
Just when Ye Qingyun couldn't hold it in any longer.
He finally woke up.
If it doesn't work anymore, Ye Qingyun will pee in his sleep.
And the result of peeing in a dream.
That means you have to urinate on the kang.
As a result, Ye Qingyun stood up and raised his head.
There were three big men standing in front of them.
One of the big men also walked to his bed, holding a big stick in his hand.
And it has been raised above the head.
This meant that Ye Qingyun was still a little confused and subconsciously asked what he was doing.
If this were a normal person, he would definitely scream in shock at this moment.
As a result, Ye Qingyun's question confused the three brothers.
Oh my god!
What's wrong with this guy?
Are you awake?
Could it be that he was actually awake the whole time? Was he pretending to be asleep before?
Only now did he get up and question his three brothers?
The three brothers were very panicked.
Especially the boss.
Damn it, I'm still holding a big stick.
You suddenly woke up.
Should I wield this big stick or not?
Among the three brothers, the third one reacts the fastest.
He quickly knelt on the ground.
"The three young ones have great admiration for the Imperial Preceptor. When they learned that the Imperial Preceptor had returned, they came here specifically to present treasures to the Imperial Preceptor!"
When the boss and the second child heard this, they thought they were indeed the third child.
What a fucking wit.
The boss and the second child also knelt down quickly.
Especially the boss, who is dragging a big stick with both hands.
Ye Qingyun was stunned for a moment.
Offering treasure?
Are you coming to offer me a treasure in the middle of the night?
"Um, what treasure are you offering?"
Ye Qingyun asked.
"This is it!"
The boss handed the big stick to Ye Qingyun.
Ye Qingyun looked at the big stick with a strange expression.
What the hell is this?
A stick?
Is this considered a treasure?
When the rolling pin is too thick.
It's too much to use as a crutch.
And one end is thick and the other is thin, I don’t know but I thought it was for playing baseball.
Although there is no such thing as baseball in this world.
But in Ye Qingyun's opinion, this stick really looks like one used for playing baseball.
"What is this?"
Ye Qingyun asked curiously.
Since they are here to offer treasures, this stick must not be an ordinary thing.
Maybe it really is a treasure.
What is this?
The boss groaned secretly in his heart.
What the hell do you want me to do?
talk?
Can I say that this is what the three of us brothers used to beat sap and kidnap people when we were young?
To be continued...
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