Yu Guzhen's face was also red from drinking too much wine, and his eyes were shining with excitement that could not be concealed. Even the bold and bold Xianbei women blushed with embarrassment.
Some unmarried girls simply turned around and ran away. After all, even on the grassland, there are differences between men and women.
But the men burst out laughing. Uncle Sunjian's mouth was filled with the strong smell of alcohol, and he said with a smile: "I didn't expect that you, Wei Guzhen, really outdid the sheep. How does that feel?"
Yu Guzhen smiled and waved his hand: "It's hard to say, it was just to keep warm. I can't remember anything else. However, the last time I did it, it left a deep impression on me. I still remember it clearly now."
Others suddenly became interested again. Many people sat up straight and looked at Wei Guzhen: "Then there was another one? What happened?"
An evil smile flashed across Yu Guzhen's face: "Well, it happened in the second year. It was another snowy night, and a blizzard was coming at any time. Harry Buhua's wife in the tribe,
He was out milking a goat and didn't come back, so he was lost. He cried and begged us to rescue him. The snow was really heavy, and all of us in the tribe were gathered in the leader's tent.
No one dared to go out, and finally, unable to withstand his entreaties, a dozen of the strongest men went out hand in hand."
"You don't know. In fact, his wife was in the sheep pen a hundred steps away. The wind and snow were so strong that the wall of the pen collapsed and all the sheep died. But his wife hid in the cellar.
We couldn't get out, and our screams were drowned out by the sound of wind and snow. Later, a group of us fell into the cellar. Grandma, it was so cold that one of my fingers was frozen off."
As he spoke, he raised his left hand and saw that his ring finger had been completely cut off, which looked particularly weird.
Liu Jingxuan's scalp went numb when he heard that, and he quickly said: "Then, how did you survive later?"
Yu Guzhen laughed, his eyes shining: "Later, everyone couldn't stand the cold anymore, so we didn't care about Harry, so we all started taking turns to fuck his wife to warm up, day and night.
Ah, hey, we all survived, and no one lost their fingers or feet due to frostbite. You guys think this is God’s will. I, Wei Guzhen, have passed many women in my life, under various circumstances.
, there are all kinds of methods, but only that one time, oh, the feeling of being frozen on the outside and hot underneath is the most unforgettable. It’s really called, it’s called, ah, it’s called the Two Heavens of Ice and Fire! In the next life
Remember them all!"
Liu Yu felt sick in his heart, but he still laughed: "Wei Guzhen, you are so awesome, can you tell me what is the most unhappy thing in your life?"
Wei Guzhen's face had turned red due to excessive drinking. He suddenly burst into tears. While crying, he grabbed the ground with his head. Finally, he rolled on the ground. Everyone was
Seeing his crazy behavior, my eyes widened and I was speechless.
Finally, Wei Guzhen's rolling on the ground gradually stopped. He stared straight at the stars in the sky, tears streaming down his eyes, and murmured: "Oh, I think of the saddest thing in my life."
It’s the past, it was the third year, it was another snowstorm night, I lost..."
Two hours have passed, and most of the fires have gradually been extinguished. After the carnival, the crowd drunkenly sat beside the fire one after another, snoring and talking in their sleep. Some men and women joined hands and got into the grass, or
In the tent bag, there were waves of shaking and various sounds that were not suitable for children. After all, it is also a way to maintain good health after doing some exercise to promote digestion after a rare meal.
But the heat around the fire around Liu Yu continued unabated, and almost no women were left. Even the most bold prairie women could not stand out in these large-scale jokes where these gentlemen had no bottom line.
I'm sorry to stay longer. Needless to say, you may not tell the truth after drinking, but you will definitely brag in the most exaggerated tone, the kind of three points and ten points. Under the ridicule, exposure, and suppression of each other, you often end up bragging.
It ended with all kinds of laughter and curses, but the atmosphere became more and more lively.
Only Liu Yu and Liu Jingxuan were still sitting side by side, and they did not talk about the most unforgettable and saddest events in their lives. Everyone's eyes were focused on them. Wei Guzhen was breathing heavily, only
One of his single eyes was shining with light as he stared straight at Liu Jingxuan and said, "Liu, General Liu, you, what is the most unforgettable and saddest thing in your life?"
Liu Jingxuan also drank too much wine, especially the big bag he drank with Tuoba Yi. Some of his eyes were straight and his face was red. He laughed, sat up straight, and patted his chest: "
None of you must know about the most unforgettable thing that I have ever experienced. If I were to tell it now, keep it, keep it, you would all have to give me a shout!"
Tuoba Yi laughed loudly and waved his hand in disbelief: "Liu Jingxuan, don't, stop bragging. The men here are all murderers without blinking an eye. They are ruthless people who don't blink an eye. There is no one on any hand."
One hundred and eighty lives, which one doesn't have dozens of stab wounds and arrow marks on its body, you, those you fought, those things, don't brag to us, even, even if you were defeated,
Millions, millions of Qin troops, we, we won’t think how powerful they are!”
Liu Jingxuan waved his hand disdainfully: "War, what's so bragging about fighting? Which man here has never fought and killed someone? What I want to say will definitely make all of you convinced, and you will all say it to me.
A great sound!"
At this time, even Babasong, who was snoring on the ground, sat up straight and waved his hands in disbelief: "General Liu, I don't believe it. If you can tell me something that makes me feel awesome, then it is really awesome."
Got it!"
Liu Jingxuan smiled "hehe": "Then you all have to listen carefully. Just now Wei Guzhen said that in their tribe, whoever is lost during the snowy day, whether it is a sheep, a woman, or himself, will be killed. That is to say
, even the sheep live in your grassland, right?"
Wei Guzhen waved his hand angrily: "Isn't that to avoid freezing to death? It's not my own fault, so what's there to say? Liu Jingxuan, what exactly do you want to say?"
Liu Jingxuan laughed loudly and said: "The weirdest thing in your life is the sheep. Is there anything more powerful than the sheep?"
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads: "Well, there really isn't that. Could it be that you have experienced something even stranger?"
Liu Jingxuan jumped up from the ground with a smile, unbuttoned his pants to reveal the work, pointed at the big bunch of grapes, and said triumphantly: "I'll scare you to death if I tell you. I'm a man who's better than a hornet's nest."