Chapter 1873: Mrs. Shame on Peeing on the City Wall
Xiang Jing started to lift up his pants and looked at the distance where he had just peeed, and then looked at the distance of Liu Yu's pee next to him. There was a gap of more than a foot, which made him vomit.
Sticking out his tongue, he turned to face Murong Lan, who was standing behind the city wall, wearing armor and with a reddish complexion, and grinned: "Sister-in-law, you are so lucky."
Without saying a word, Murong Lan kicked out. Xiang Jing was so frightened that he jumped to the other side. However, he still received a heavy kick on his waist, which sent him flying forward three feet and fell to the ground.
The dog ate shit and said with lingering fear: "Sister-in-law, you really kicked me. If I hadn't been able to dodge quickly, I might have flown out and been eaten alive by the demon thief."
Murong Lan said coldly: "You are not ashamed, what are you doing alive? You are committing adultery in broad daylight. You should all be killed!"
Speaking of this, Murong Lan looked at Liu Yu who was standing on the wall next to him with a smile on his face, and said bitterly: "How shameless!"
Liu Yu laughed, jumped down from the battlements, and pointed at the dense enemy formation outside the city: "This is a meeting gift for our Taoists. Didn't you hear what everyone is talking about? Demon thieves have demons."
I have magic in my body and am invulnerable to weapons and weapons. To break their evil magic, I have to use pure Yang boy's urine. No, Tieniu and I are the only ones in the city who meet this condition."
Tan Pingzhi on the side laughed: "Jinu, you are telling lies with your eyes open. Tieniu is not married, so forget it, but you said you are a boy, and you said this in front of your sister-in-law, you are not talking nonsense.
Well!"
Liu Yu's eyes shone: "Hasn't your sister-in-law been running away for more than two years? Isn't my inventory of more than two years enough for a Chunyang boy to pee?!"
There was a burst of laughter at the top of the city. Murong Lan's pink face was hot, she stepped on Liu Yu's instep, trampled it hard, and whispered: "I told you to talk nonsense again."
Liu Yu was so painful that his eyebrows were twisted out of shape, but he still pretended to be smiling and waved his hands: "Okay, the demon thieves are about to attack the city, everyone should take their positions!"
The sergeants on one side made a loud promise and dispersed. Xiang Jing got up from the ground, winked maliciously, turned around and ran away. Only Liu Yu and his wife were left on this section of the city wall.
Murong Lan pretended to be angry and said in a deep voice: "Um, have you really not touched another woman in the past two years?"
Liu Yu smiled "hehe" and gently hugged Murong Lan's waist: "Didn't I just prove it to you?"
Murong Lan turned her anger into a smile, let out a "chuck" sound, and let go of her feet: "Okay, for the sake of your honesty in the past two years, I'll let you go this time, but I mean Brother Wolf, so are you after all.
He is a hero of the world. Isn’t it a bit too much to always pick up guys and piss on him like this? My husband is a strange man in the world. Why is he still acting like a gangster at the age of forty? I don’t like this."
Liu Yu sighed softly, his expression became serious, he looked around and whispered: "You just came here early in the morning, so you may not know the situation here. This time, you must be more careful than before."
It was so dangerous that Liu Laozhi only allocated me a thousand soldiers and horses. If it weren't for the Shen family, Lu family, and Zhou family, the local tycoons of Wu, led their people to move into the city, giving me an additional 3,000 men, then with my own strength alone
These thousand Beifu soldiers may not be able to stop the demon thieves' massive human tactics. After all..." Speaking of this, he pouted at the massive enemy troops outside the city, "There are so many demon thieves.
Ah, no wonder there are ten rooms and nine empty rooms everywhere in Sanwu Land, it turns out that they have all embraced the Way of the Heavenly Master."
Murong Lan's beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly: "Fortunately, it's not too late, and I still caught up. I'm sorry, Brother Lang, for letting you stay alone in the south for so long. I heard that because I left too fast that day, you almost missed it."
I've been implicated, and I really don't know how to apologize to you."
Liu Yu shook his head and gently pressed her shoulders: "Okay, dear, let's not talk about these things. You have your family, country, and people. It is only natural and right to be with them in times of national calamity."
It's a pity that your struggle failed to save your country. I'm extremely grateful that you can come back to help me after Nanyan is stabilized. This time, don't leave me again, okay?"
Murong Lan sighed quietly, and the look in her eyes became dim. She moved her shoulders slightly and slid away Liu Yu's broad palm. She walked to the battlement and looked at the people kneeling down like waves two or three miles away.
, the armed Taoist disciples stood up and sang various scriptures. Each of them wore no armor, only cloth clothes, and they held few iron weapons in their hands. Most of them were sharpened pitchforks, wooden spears, etc., but
Each of them had a pious face, with the desire and light of fighting shining in their eyes, and in front of them, a giant man fully armed and holding a big pestle was riding a tall horse, in front of more than twenty high-level swordsmen in blue.
Accompanied by him, he patrolled back and forth in front of the formation, eating and drinking loudly, making speeches, with a big flag with the word "Yao" following behind him, clearly visible at a glance.
Murong Lan said calmly: "It seems that your opponent is not the three brothers of Tianshi Dao, but the commander Yao Sheng who once served as the chief protector of Tianshi Dao. What's going on? Lu Xun and the others are afraid of you, so they still want to go first."
Let Yao Sheng consume you?"
Liu Yu smiled slightly: "They are not sure whether I am guarding Juzhang alone to cooperate with Liu Laozhi inside and outside to lure the enemy's main force to hook up again, and then the whole Beifu army will raid and annihilate it, or is it really a good show?"
Liu Laozhi gave up. Anyway, it would be good to let Yao Sheng give it a try first. After all, he also has 50,000 to 60,000 troops and is very powerful."
Murong Lan looked back at Liu Yu: "Do you really think so?"
Liu Yu's expression changed slightly: "You came in from outside the city, what happened outside?"
Murong Lan sighed softly: "It's not that Liu Laozhi doesn't want to save you this time, but his reaction is too slow and insensitive. He asked you to guard the sentence, so he didn't guard against Sun En and others' surprise attack on land and scattered the armies.
, went to various places in Kuaiji to search for the frivolous wealth left by those wealthy families. You don’t know the situation outside. Last time Xie Yan was defeated, the entire official warehouse in Shanyin City was emptied. In other words, except for you,
The local tycoons in Wu took the initiative to bring the family's grain reserves, but there is no more military rations to supply to the Beifu army."
"Therefore, many local rich people were crying to the sky and the earth. They were wearing silks and satins and holding gold, silver and jade, so their whole families starved to death in their houses. Liu Laozhi did not forget to make money from others and let Gao Yazhi,
Liu Xi, Huan Bucai and other tribes led their own troops and dispersed into the countryside to collect the gold and silver from the houses of these dead people."