Chapter 332: Xianbei never takes a bath in his life
Amidst the cheers of the surrounding crowd, Liu Yu walked to a secluded corner and sat down. He swung his arms vigorously. Just now, he and Liu Yi had two fights.
At this time, although to outsiders he still looked as stable as a mountain, he was still a mortal body after all, and his muscles were already about to tear apart. Although Liu Yu was very sure that if he continued to hold on like this, Liu Yi's medicinal power would be exhausted.
The one who wins in the end, but this will also cause some internal injuries to himself, and giving up voluntarily is not entirely out of consideration for Liu Yi's face.
This big swing of his arms made his joints crackle, which made his stagnant muscles feel much better. However, he heard a sneer coming from behind him: "Unexpected, unexpected
, you, Liu Jinu, would actually give up this powerful king to Liu Yi."
Liu Yu did not look back. He had long known that Murong Nan was approaching him. The corner of his mouth curled up and he said calmly: "It's not entirely a concession. Xile's performance today was very good and she deserves this powerful king."
Murong Nan walked behind Liu Yu and shook his head: "How many days has it been since you took a shower? It smells like big animals."
Liu Yu turned around and looked at Murong Nan: "In the army, you don't have to pay so much attention. This is just a small battle. There will be successive battles in the future. It is normal to not disarm for several months or even a year. If you
If it smells bad now, won’t it stink to death by then?”
When he said this, his nose suddenly twitched, because a faint scent of powder penetrated into his nose, which seemed to come from Murong Nan. He frowned and took a step closer. The scent
The anger seems to be a little heavier.
Murong Nan instinctively took a step back and raised his eyebrows: "Why do you suddenly become like a sniffing dog? What smells good on me?"
Liu Yu curled up his lips: "Um, have you put on makeup?"
An imperceptible blush flashed across Murong Nan's face, and it disappeared in an instant. He suddenly smiled: "Why, can't it be done? Aren't you literati and celebrities from the Southern Dynasties all wearing makeup and powder?"
Liu Yu shook his head: "You are not a celebrity, you are a soldier. What do you want a pure man to do all day long like a woman wearing makeup?"
Murong Nan sighed: "Oh, there is no way. After all, we are from the north. We also like to eat beef and mutton. We deal with horses all day long. We have a smell of mutton that can be smelled by others. Liu Yu, what are you talking about?
Didn't I also say this when I came back from the north?"
Liu Yu said "Oh" and nodded: "It's true, you smelled like sheepskin at that time. I even advised you to take a bath more often. You are also quite strange. Ever since I met you, you have never...
I saw that you had taken a bath with us. When you said this, I also feel that I have not been feeling well recently. Actually, it is mainly because it is winter now and it is a bit cold to take a bath in the river. However, as a soldier, you cannot make yourself too comfortable.
You're right, we still have to take an ice bath, Brother Murong, do you want to go with us?"
Murong Nan frowned in disgust: "I, I don't take a shower."
Liu Yu opened his eyes wide: "What, don't take a shower?"
Murong Nan blinked his eyes and showed an intriguing smile: "You don't know, our grassland has the least water. A person only takes three baths in his life, once when he is born and once when he marries a wife.
Once, wash once before dying."
Liu Yu looked Murong Nan up and down, and his nose began to twitch unconsciously. Murong Nan said angrily and coldly: "Even if we don't take a shower, we can still rub it dry and apply some powder. It doesn't stink like you.
It’s just that you Han people always say that we prairie people smell bad, but I also think you smell like field manure.”
Liu Yu laughed: "Okay, okay, I don't want to argue with you every time I talk about ethnic issues. However, these powders of yours seem to be the powders used by women. Even if you are trying to cover up
Don't use this if you have the smell of mutton on your body. I know what's going on, but I think you are a woman if you don't know. We brothers in the military camp have not seen a woman for more than a year. What if there really is a woman?
A few people who can't control their own work regard you as a woman, but what will happen if you don't protect them all?"
Murong Nan sneered and said: "What can I do? I am a pure man. Although you Han people have a lot of good people like Longyang, we Xianbei people don't like this. If anyone dares to mess around, I will castrate him. Don't think you dare to rape him.
It's a hornet's nest, so you can play this trick with me."
Liu Yu shook his head helplessly: "What did you eat today to be so angry? Forget it, just pretend that I didn't say it. Last time we were in Huai River, I was the one who made rude remarks and contradicted you. If you still do it these days,
If you are angry with me, I just apologize to you."
Murong Nan's brows raised slightly: "What's the point of worrying about such a trivial matter? Liu Yu, I'm just angry that you always treat us as outsiders. After all, we have been through life and death together, and have shed blood and sweat, right?
, your riding skills were still taught by me, but you don’t miss the old feelings at all.”
Liu Yu secretly sighed in his heart, Murong Nan is really small-minded. He said he didn't care, but his words still had a sour taste, more like a girl. Maybe these foreign races have this problem, at least like
With these brothers, Liu Jingxuantan would never be able to do this.
But Liu Yu had a smile on his face: "Yes, yes, what you taught me is that I am ungrateful. So no matter what you say about me, it is all your fault this time. However, when you come to me today, it's your fault again."
What's the matter?"
Murong Nan curled his lips, but his eyes were always fixed on the red life-extending thread on Liu Yu's left arm. Liu Yu looked straight at his naked upper body for a grown man,
It was also a little unnatural. He looked at the red lines on his left arm and said, "Is there something wrong with my left arm?"
Murong Nan sighed quietly: "Did Wang Miaoyin bring it to you?"
Liu Yu was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Yes, how did you know?"
A complicated look flashed in Murong Nan's eyes: "That means that this is a token of her love for you? Although I have been here not long ago, I also know that the custom here is for a man and a woman to be in love.
I will personally tie this thread of life for the other person to pray for peace."
Liu Yu laughed: "I already know this for you. It seems that you know our southern customs quite well. Yes, it's just like what you said. Miaoyin and I have already committed to each other. It will be a matter of time before we get married. And this
, she put it on me herself. Brother Murong, next time we get married, you must come."
Murong Nan sighed softly, turned sideways, and murmured: "I wish you a happy marriage. However, when you get married, I, I should be gone. I don't think I will watch.