There are one hill and eight buildings in the Northern Prefecture of the Eastern Jin Dynasty Chapter 689: The stench of the Xiongnu spreads thousands of miles
Chapter 689: The stench of the Xiongnu spreads thousands of miles
Liu Yu was slightly startled. The news was so sudden that he was immediately confused and didn't know how to speak. After a while, he thought about how he had been playing with this girl all this time.
He didn't know how many times he had been fooled. Thinking of this, Liu Yu suddenly laughed. While laughing, he pointed at Murong Lan: "Hahahaha, Murong Lan, this joke is not funny at all."
Murong Lan bit her lip tightly and stood there without saying a word. Liu Yu's smile gradually faded away. He found that Murong Lan's eyes were faintly shining with tears. Now Liu Yu had some reaction, maybe
This time, this ghostly woman really didn't lie to herself anymore.
Murong Lan sighed quietly and looked away: "Liu Yu, maybe you want me to marry on the grassland. In this way, I will be pestering you, ruining your affairs, and betraying you again and again.
Girl, I will never mess with you again, right?"
Liu Yu's brows gradually wrinkled: "Are you kidding me?"
Murong Lan shook her head: "After all, I am a daughter's family, how can I joke about this kind of thing?"
Liu Yu still didn't want to believe it. He shook his head and said: "You are Murong Chui's most trusted killer. How could you use it to get married? Besides, even if they get married, you should be married to the country of Dai. For example,
It's that Tuoba Gui, so how could you marry a Huns? By the way, you are so much older than Tuoba Gui, so I'm afraid you're not suitable for marrying a brat."
Murong Lan was so angry that she flew up and kicked Liu Yu. Liu Yu was already prepared and jumped away. He smiled and said, "Also, with your temper, I'm afraid no one will dare to use your hands and feet at every turn."
If I marry you, the child will have no father since he was a child, so you will have to discipline him for the rest of his life."
Murong Lan stamped her feet bitterly: "Your rogue face looks very much like your ancestor Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty. It is true that the blood of this rogue has been passed down for hundreds of years. Liu Yu, don't you
If you're willing to help, I'll pull him down. At worst, I'll go back and get married to the grassland."
She said, gritted her teeth, turned around and left.
Liu Yu flashed in front of Murong Lan and made a face: "Okay, okay, it's just a joke. You always play tricks on me, and it's rare for me to act in a show. Murong Lan, what do you say?
What on earth is going on when you want to marry and get married on the grassland?"
Murong Lan looked at Liu Yu and said bitterly: "Isn't your mind spinning very fast sometimes? Why do you still ask me about this kind of thing? Why don't you think about it yourself? I'm talking about the Huns, the Huns
people!"
Liu Yu's expression changed, and suddenly an idea popped into his head: "You mean, you want you to go and kiss Liu Weichen?"
Murong Lan gritted her teeth: "You finally understand?"
Liu Yu curled his lips and his expression became serious: "Yes, this is what Murong Chui can do. A wise commander will never let a powerful and difficult force appear on his side. Only
Only if Liu Weichen and Liu Kuren on the grassland, or Tuoba Gui, are of equal strength, and both sides do not offend, can we maintain an invincible position. Tuoba Gui has been taken out of Chang'an, and if he is escorted back to the grassland in the future, then
It is a life-saving grace, but at the same time, Liu Weichen, who has had a blood feud with Daiguo for generations, has become an enemy. Therefore, you want to marry Liu Weichen to balance the power of the grassland. No matter who wins or loses, you will not be regarded as mortal enemies.
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Murong Lan sighed: "Yes, that's it. The Xiongnu Tiefu tribe is the most ferocious, savage, and cruel tribe on the grassland. Liu Weichen's ancestors once invaded Chang'an during the chaos at the end of the Han Dynasty and plundered several people.
The people of the Han Dynasty were slaves, and even the famous talented woman Cai Yong was taken away, married and had children. The Hetao grassland where Liu Weichen lives now has a lack of water resources and a large desert. Those Huns did not bathe for many years, and their bodies were stained
It smells worse than livestock. If I get married, I'm afraid I'll stink to death for them."
Liu Yu laughed loudly: "I didn't expect that the dignified Princess Murong was also afraid of smells? I said, haven't you and us smelly men been eating and sleeping together for several years? What kind of smell have you never smelled? I used to do it for more than ten days
Even Iron Bull can't bear not washing your feet, and I haven't seen you say anything, so I think your ability to withstand odors is quite strong."
Murong Lan was so angry that she stamped her feet: "Damn it, Liu Yu, when did you still have the intention to make such a joke with me? No matter how bad you are, at least you haven't been able to take a bath or wash your feet for a few years. You can still endure it, if I spend all day long
If I throw you into a pig pen or a sheep pen, can you bear the feeling?"
Liu Yu smiled and shook his head: "It seems that it is indeed unbearable, but the Huns are not that smelly. During the Battle of Junchuan, it is not that we have never fought against the Huns, and we have not reached the point where the wind is blowing ten miles away."
Murong Lan gritted his teeth: "Hu people who have entered the Central Plains will naturally take a bath when they have water. Even cattle and sheep, if you wash them every day, they don't have such a strong smell. But on the grassland, there is a lack of water sources, and the Hetao
The area is a vast desert, and water is more precious than gold. It is normal not to take a bath. Have you ever seen such a terrible scene with flies flying all over the body and fleas jumping all over the body? If I were allowed to live like this,
I, I would rather die!"
Liu Yu shook his head: "It sounds scary, but Murong Lan, I don't really believe that you would stop getting married for such a reason just because you dislike the smell. Besides, Liu Weichen is far away in Hetao, so if he goes south to attack Fu
It's still possible, but it won't affect your Yan country no matter what."
Murong Lan sighed: "Liu Weichen has tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of cavalry. If you go south, you can enter Guanzhong, if you go west, you can raid Lingbei, and if you go east, you can attack Monan. When the world is in chaos, they are a force that cannot be ignored.
, if we didn’t unite with him earlier and allowed him to be won over by Yao Chang, Murong Chong, Murong Hong, etc., then things would be in trouble.”
Liu Yu nodded: "Just by marrying you, can Liu Weichen be obedient? Whether it's Yao Chang or Murong Chong, it's not a problem to find a clan girl, a princess or something like that."
Murong Lan sighed faintly: "I think so too. Even if you marry me, you may not really be able to help Dayan. What Liu Weichen wants is to capture Guanzhong or Monan. Moreover, the Tiefu Xiongnu has no faith.
I must not be credulous. It’s not that I don’t want to sacrifice my personal happiness, but I actually think that this matter is not conducive to the restoration of the Yan Dynasty. Liu Yu, as long as you can help me seize the jade seal and deliver it to Da Jin to form an alliance, my eldest brother will
If you can give up on forcing me to get married, now I will confess everything to you. Whether it works or not, please give me a happy word."
Liu Yu looked at Murong Lan and said word by word: "For the sake of my friends, I will help you this time, because I also hate the smelly Huns!"