Nong Yu nodded: "The Five Tongs are originally five brothers. Wei Erlang is a hedgehog, and the rest should be wild donkeys, wild horses, bison and frogs. However, generally speaking, the five brothers live together in the same temple.
There is only Wei Erlang, and I don’t know where the other five gods are.”
Xia Xueying couldn't help but worry: "A Wei Erlang is so difficult to deal with. If the five gods gather together, what's wrong?"
Liu Banxian stepped forward and said, "Since Wei Erlang is asking for peace, his master is not as good as..."
"Shut up!" Zhang Zhenfeng glared and said:
"I have already had a perfect solution. Even if the five gods gather together, I can still catch them all in one place!"
Liu Banxian immediately changed his mind when he saw the wind and said, "Master, what I mean is that since Wei Erlang is seeking peace, we might as well take this opportunity and kill it in one go!"
"Well said." Zhang Zhenfeng was amused and said, "It's rare that you have such a passion. Tonight, I will take you to be the pioneer!"
"Master, I can't do it. My little bit of Taoism is going up and I'll die!" Liu Banxian was about to cry without tears.
Nong Yu and Xia Xueying both pursed their lips and smiled.
Zhang Zhenfeng stood up and took Liu Banxian back to Longtang Village.
Then, Zhang Zhenfeng took a bath and burned incense, went into seclusion in his room, thinking about how to deal with Wei Erlang.
It was not until dusk that Zhang Zhenfeng walked out of the room, lit a pot of incense, and began to draw talismans.
He drew more than a dozen talismans in one breath, dried them all, and then Zhang Zhenfeng took Liu Banxian to the Xianke Hotel to meet Lu Binghua.
Before Lu Binghua had eaten dinner, she invited Master Zhang Zhenfeng to have a meal together.
Zhang Zhenfeng took out the letter Wei Erlang wrote to him and said with a smile: "Wei Erlang seems to be afraid too, so he wrote a letter to me for peace."
Lu Binghua glanced at it and asked, "So, what are you going to do if Lord Tianshi?"
Zhang Zhenfeng said: "The devil's way is incompatible, and I don't plan to make peace with Wei Erlang."
"Well said." Lu Binghua nodded and said:
"The Five Gods of the Universal Gods are all lewd people. If we let him go, it will harm the local villagers. Wei Erlang bluffed and his four brothers would not come."
Zhang Zhenfeng asked: "Did Sister Binghua think of any way to deal with Wei Erlang?"
"I'm about to discuss with you..." Lu Binghua put down her chopsticks and pondered:
"The divine light of the treasure seal on Wei Erlang's body is the trickiest. If we join forces, I will cover Wei Erlang's treasure seal with a bronze mirror, and you will take the opportunity to attack. The divine light of the treasure seal is difficult to take into account, and it may be determined in one battle.
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Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head and said, "The night before yesterday, you confronted Wei Erlang with a bronze mirror. I attacked him and failed to kill him. If you use the same trick again, Wei Erlang will definitely not be fooled. Even if Wei Erlang is fooled, at most we will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be
If you hurt it, you still can't kill it."
Lu Binghua sighed and waved her hand to let Liu Banxian avoid it.
Liu Banxian understood and left the room.
Lu Binghua was silent for a moment and said, "There is another last resort, which is to use a secret move."
"What is a secret move?"
"That's..." Lu Binghua turned around and said, "It's just to use filth to dirty Wei Erlang, which can temporarily block the divine light of Emperor Donghua's treasure seal."
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled and said, "Does... use feces?"
Lu Binghua was silent for a long time and said, "It's not a manure, it's a woman's sunflower."
Zhang Zhenfeng was stunned: "Auntie!"
My aunt has many elegant names, such as Xinshui, Kuishui, Tiankui, Chaoxin, etc.
Lu Binghua nodded: "Anyway, I can only think of these solutions."
"No." Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head and said, "If you use filth to deal with Wei Erlang, it would be like killing one thousand enemies and destroying yourself by yourself. We practitioners of Taoism are also taboo to these things."
Lu Binghua sighed: "Then I have no choice, unless I ask my grandfather to go down the mountain."
Zhang Zhenfeng took a few steps and said, "I accidentally discovered last night that the nine stars in the sequel shine on the mountain city. Perhaps, we can use the power of the stars to deal with Wei Erlang!"
Lu Binghua was shocked and clasped her fists and said, "Who is you? Can you actually call the power of the star?"
"Didn't you call me Master Tianshi? Why did you ask me who I am?"
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled, took out a sketch, and said, "The "Astronomy Records" says that Guansuo Jiuxing is the prison of a bitch. Guansuo Jiuxing, also known as Tianzhuxing, can ban violent and powerful people. Now all nine stars are clear
, powerful, can be used!”
Lu Binghua thought for a moment and waved her hand: "Let's go out now and see Tianxing before talking about it!"
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded, greeted Liu Banxian and took a taxi to Erlang Temple.
Get off near Erlang Temple, Lu Binghua opened the compass and climbed up to watch the stars.
Guansuo Jiuxing is located in Tianshiyuan.
The sky city wall is in the southeast direction below the Ziwei Wall, occupying about 57 degrees of the sky, roughly equivalent to part of the martial immortal, giant snake, snake husband, etc. in the Western constellations, forming a screening vassal shape.
Lu Binghua watched for a long time and turned around and said, "The nine stars in the mountains do indeed shine on the earth, but how can I borrow the power of the stars?"
Zhang Zhenfeng whispered: "I will set up a formation on the ground, respond to the stars, and form a sense of induction between each other. Once the formation is activated, it can attract the starlight."
Lu Binghua seemed to have some insight and said, "Make a formation in advance to lure Wei Erlang over?"
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded: "That's exactly what it is."
Lu Binghua also nodded: "Then you set up the formation first, I'll lead Wei Erlang here!"
"No, it's too dangerous for you to go alone. When I set up the formation and go find Wei Erlang with you. Then fight and retreat and return to Erlang Temple." Zhang Zhenfeng said.
"Okay, let's set up the formation first."
Zhang Zhenfeng immediately acted, opened his backpack, used copper coins and paper talismans to set up a formation on the ground.
Lu Binghua and Liu Banxian helped to hide the copper coins and talismans and make a disguise.
At 9 o'clock in the evening, the formation was arranged.
Zhang Zhenfeng and others walked towards Wangjiaba behind Erlang Temple.
Standing at the entrance of the village, Zhang Zhenfeng and Lu Binghua watched the wind and identified the atmosphere, locking in a family.
This family is in the middle of the last row of the village, with five large tiled houses, with fragrant wine and food, bright lights, and it seems that they are drinking.
Zhang Zhenfeng lowered his voice and said to Liu Banxian: "You go and carry a load of manure. When I hit the door, I will throw the manure in!"
Liu Banxian smiled and turned around.
In fact, the feces are ineffective against Wei Erlang. Zhang Zhenfeng’s meaning is to anger Wei Erlang!
The most unabridged thing in rural areas is manure.
Liu Banxian quickly got a load of manure.
Zhang Zhenfeng and Lu Binghua walked in front, quietly approached the house, and looked inward through the window glass.
Sure enough, Wei Erlang was dressed neatly, looking like a dog, sitting at the Eight Immortals table, drinking with a village girl!
The village girl is quite beautiful, but unfortunately she was confused by Wei Erlang. She looked happy and without any shame at this moment.
Zhang Zhenfeng took two steps back, suddenly stood up, and kicked the door.
Bang!
The wooden door opened in response to the sound.
Liu Banxian had already scooped up a can of manure and guarded the door, and immediately waved his hand and poured it over.
Crazy-!
The black soup poured on Wei Erlang and the village girl's face.
Zhang Zhenfeng laughed and shouted: "Wei Erlang, get out and die, I'll wait for you at the entrance of the village!"
After saying that, Zhang Zhenfeng turned around and left.
Liu Banxian also threw the dung scoop on the ground and ran away.
"Bastard, I won't kill you today, I'll never be a human being!"
Wei Erlang was furious and screamed, chasing him in a strong wind.