Chapter 24 Weapons are not as good as people, not a crime of war.
Sister Tong hummed, crawling toward the lower half of her legs, putting herself together, floating from the river surface, landing in the pavilion, and sighed, "A weapon is not as good as a human being, it is not a crime of war. Master Zhang
, You use magic weapons to defeat me, and you won’t win.”
The other sisters of the Tong family also expressed dissatisfaction and said, "My sisters are all lonely ghosts and have no body. You are a Taoist sect master, but you use magic weapons to deal with us, just to use the power to bully others."
"There is no body?" Liu Banxian laughed: "You are women, of course you have no body! My master, I was born with something..."
"Shut up!"
Hearing Liu Banxian's vulgar words, Zhang Zhenfeng immediately stopped drinking and looked at the Tong sisters and said, "The mage does not use magic weapons to catch ghosts. Do you bite you with your teeth?"
Sister Tong was still angry and said, "There is still the last battle. We have something to say first. Neither side can use magic weapons, okay?"
Zhang Zhenfeng thought for a while and nodded, "Okay, I promise you."
Xia Xueying was worried that the Tong sisters would have tricks and said, "No matter what, the fighting should be fair. If you compete for embroidery and shoes, Zhang Daxian will definitely not be your sister's opponent."
Sister Tong pointed to the wine pot on the table and said, "Tonight, thank you Zhang Daxian and several distinguished guests for coming. We sisters have wine but not food, so we are really ashamed."
Tong Bamei stepped forward and gritted her teeth and said, "To show sincerity, my little sister gave her one hand and gave everyone a drink!"
After saying that, Tong Bamei rolled up her sleeves and placed her snow-white arms on the table.
Sister Tong had an extra dagger in her hand and swung it over.
"Ah..." Tong Bamei screamed, leaving behind a bloody broken arm.
Zhang Zhenfeng's face did not change and smiled and said, "What a beautiful hand. Unfortunately, it's not enough to eat."
Sister Tong came forward, rolled up her sleeves and said, "I'll add a dish to Zhang Daxian, too."
Sister Tong raised her sword and cut off her third sister's arm.
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded: "Sisters of the Tong family are really treating guests. Do you have any food?"
Tong Wumei stepped forward, rolled up her trouser legs, and did it herself, cutting off the flesh from her calves and putting it on the table with blood.
Xia Xueying and Liu Banxian Captain Xiao Han both felt disgusted and dared not take a closer look.
The Tong sisters continued to step forward, some digging their hearts and livers, while others cutting their ears and putting together a table of dishes.
Sister Tong looked at Zhang Zhenfeng and said, "Zhang Daxian, we sisters are digging our hearts and cutting our flesh and bones, just to get drunk with you tonight. I wonder if Master Zhang and a few distinguished guests can be the same as our sisters."
, give one or two dishes?"
Liu Banxian was startled and waved his hand and said, "No, no, we don't have this kind of ability."
Sister Tong sneered: "Did Zhang Daxian not produce any blood, just thinking about eating our sisters' free food?"
"this……"
Zhang Zhenfeng seemed very embarrassed and frowned.
Captain Xiao Han became anxious and said, "Master Zhang, why don't you... cut a piece of meat from me."
The Tong sisters cheered together and shouted: "This handsome guy is so arrogant, a real man!"
Captain Xiao Han was already confused by the Tong sisters, but he didn't know that he really regarded himself as a great hero. His face was full of tragic and perseverance. He rolled up his sleeves and sent his arms to Zhang Zhenfeng.
Zhang Zhenfeng pulled out the dagger and was about to cut it off, but suddenly said, "Wait a minute, Captain Han, turn around and I'll look at your butt."
"Ah?" Captain Xiao Han was stunned and stuttered: "Master Zhang, what do you mean by...?"
In public, Zhang Zhenfeng wanted to look at his butt, Captain Xiao Han was very embarrassed!
"Nothing interesting..." Zhang Zhenfeng played with the dagger and said, "Let me see if there are hemorrhoids on your butt, cut off your hemorrhoids and give them to the Tong sisters as a gift."
Liu Banxian smiled and applauded: "This is a good idea. He returned the favors of the Tong sisters, helped Captain Han treat hemorrhoids, and waived the surgery fee."
Xia Xueying also wants to laugh.
This fool's husband is so unethical. He cuts his hemorrhoids and gives alcohol to the Tong sisters?
The Tong sisters were furious and pointed at Zhang Zhenfeng: "Zhang Daxian, you are still a disciple of the Taoist sect. You are so vulgar and shameless. Our sisters treat guests sincerely, but you insult us with hemorrhoids. It's so polite and morally corrupt!"
"Don't make a noise, I'm just kidding."
Zhang Zhenfeng laughed, suddenly grabbed Liu Banxian, pressed it on the table, and said, "Good apprentice, since the Tong sisters have a problem, the master has to borrow something from you."
Liu Banxian thought Zhang Zhenfeng was going to cut his ears, so scared that his face was gone. He covered his ears on both sides and shouted: "Master shows mercy, my body, hair and skin are my parents. You can't cut my flesh randomly!"
Whoosh!
After swinging the dagger, Zhang Zhenfeng had cut off a bunch of hair from Liu Banxian's head.
Liu Banxian screamed and touched his head, but did not find any injuries, so he felt relieved.
Zhang Zhenfeng put the bunch of hair on the table and smiled and said, "I don't respect merely a few hairs. Please don't dislike the Tong sisters."
"Zhang Daxian, you're too bullying." Sister Tong's face turned pale and pointed to the thigh of hair and said, "We sisters dig out their hearts and livers, cut their flesh and bones, but you have only given out a few hairs?"
"Sister Tong said it well, hahaha!"
Zhang Zhenfeng laughed and said, "I am a great immortal who travels around the world and always eats nothing. Today I met your sisters, but I am a great immortal who has bleed a lot and gave out a few hairs. If it were someone else, I would never get rid of it."
The Tong sisters came forward one after another and said angrily: "Zhang Daxian, are you playing a scoundrel or admit defeat?"
"Don't make a noise..."
Zhang Zhenfeng shouted loudly, pinched his fingers and clicked on the table: "Those who are fighting in the battle will all move forward in an array and show their skills!"
The red light slowly came out from Zhang Zhenfeng's finger tips, and then the light waves rippled on the table, and the light and shadows transformed. The heart, ears, and broken hands and feet of the Tong sisters all disappeared.
Only Liu Banxian's thighs of hair were still on the table.
Zhang Zhenfeng stood up and sneered: "Sister Tong, you dig your heart and cut your flesh and bones, it's nothing more than a change of ghost techniques, mirror flowers and water moons, all fake and no real. Although I just pulled out a few hairs, compared to your empty heart and flesh,
But it is as heavy as Mount Tai!"
The Tong sisters were speechless and looked embarrassed.
They originally planned to use the magic of confusion, but they were trapped in Zhang Zhenfeng and others, so that they could be deceived and self-injured.
However, Zhang Zhenfeng, a generation of celestial master, was very knowledgeable, so how could he be confused by this trick?
Only Captain Xiao Han has a straightforward personality and almost gave him a piece of meat if he accidentally did it!
At this moment, when Captain Xiao Han saw that his heart and ears were gone, he realized that he was afraid in his heart and even scolded the Tong sisters for their sinister and treacherousness!
Xia Xueying stood up and smiled and said, "Sisters of Tong Family, it seems that you lost these three battles. Now, what do you say?"
Sister Tong's face looked ugly, she was silent for a long time and sighed: "I would like to accept the loss of the bet. I also asked Master Zhang to remove the ink line around the pavilion. We sisters will escape from the mountains and forests and will never meet each other in this life."
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded, opened his mouth and spit out the glass he had drunk before!
Hurry!
The wine glass fell to the ground, and the waves were surging.
Xia Xueying and others believed that Zhang Zhenfeng said that the Qidou River water was compressed in this glass of wine.
Sister Tong admitted defeat again: "Zhang Daxian is indeed a Taoist Dharma that can be passed down from heaven, and we are convinced."
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded and ordered Liu Banxian to remove the surrounding ink lines.
But unexpectedly, as soon as Liu Banxian pulled away the ink line, Sister Tong suddenly rose up and slapped Liu Banxian's chest with ghost claws!
"oops!"
Liu Banxian screamed in shock, and his body flew out of the pavilion and fell towards the river.
At the same time, the remaining seven sisters of the Tong family also attacked Zhang Zhenfeng, Xia Xueying and Captain Xiao Han!
In an instant, the wind was rustling and the ghost laughed.