Chapter 43 One person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven.
Xia Xueying was on the side and almost burst into laughter!
What a fool husband, I use my head to touch someone else's eggs, so I feel so tired!
"Okay, you wait."
The mourning woman thought Zhang Zhenfeng had been fooled, so she was overjoyed and jumped on a grave, condescendingly, smashed the egg in her hand!
Unexpectedly, just as the egg was about to hit the head, Zhang Zhenfeng suddenly flashed and dodged.
Dong!
The egg fell to the ground and made a muffled sound.
Xia Xueying could see clearly that after the egg landed, it turned into a round stone, the size of a cantaloupe.
If this hit Zhang Zhenfeng's head, it would probably be bloody and even thousands of peach blossoms blooming.
"Hey, you boy don't keep your word, why can you avoid it?" The mourning woman was shocked and shouted.
"You don't keep your word." Zhang Zhenfeng picked up the stones on the ground and sneered: "Is this an egg? Find the egg laid by an old hen for me."
"Why isn't it an egg? This is a stone chicken, a stone egg born!" The mourning woman insisted on being rude.
"I see you are a little bastard born by an old bastard. Don't leave and eat me a palm!" Zhang Zhenfeng suddenly lit up his right palm and slashed towards the mourning girl: "Yin and Yang are invincible, there is a law in the world!"
A red light flew out from Zhang Zhenfeng's palm, and the chest of the mourning woman exploded.
"ah!"
The woman couldn't dodge and let out a strange cry and rolled to the grave.
Zhang Zhenfeng took a step forward and raised his hand and another thunder in his palm.
"Oh, don't hit, don't hit..."
The mourning girl screamed and rolled forward in the grass.
"The evil ones, don't show me!" Zhang Zhenfeng quickly caught up with him, pointed out with his right hand: "All those who are fighting in the battle will move forward in an array!"
Hissing!
The sharp Taoist qi shot out from Zhang Zhenfeng's fingertips and passed through the figure of a mourning woman.
"Damn it, I told you not to hit you, but to hit you, damn it!"
The other party cursed and suddenly jumped up, turning into a teenage boy wearing a cotton jacket and cotton pants, with a small braid on his head. Although he looked childish, he grinned and pretended to be vicious.
On this hot day, I actually wore a cotton jacket and cotton pants, which looked particularly funny.
Xia Xueying felt very surprised and shouted, "Aren't she a female ghost just now? Why did she become a child again?"
The little ghost's head was very fierce and glared at Xia Xueying: "Can children not be ghosts? There are no old or young people on the road to the underworld. Have you heard of it?"
Xia Xueying shrugged.
Zhang Zhenfeng shouted: "Little devil, don't be rude!"
The little ghost head took a few steps back and grimaced, "I'm going to be rude, what can you do to me?"
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded: "Little kid, do you think I can't catch you?"
"You try!" The little ghost looked provocative.
"Okay, it depends on your ability!" Zhang Zhenfeng sneered, pulled out a paper talisman from his pocket, and waved his hand to type: "Not hindrance magical powers, I will chase you if you don't know!"
The paper talisman took off his hand and pounced towards the little ghost's head like a bird.
This is the Taoist talisman that chases ghosts and can automatically track ghosts. In the past two days, Zhang Zhenfeng's Xuanyang magical power has made progress and can already activate the talisman.
"oops!"
When the ghost-chasing talisman flew over, the little ghost head realized that it was powerful. With a scream, the ghost shadow dispersed and turned into a ray of cold wind to float southward.
But the essence of the Great Talisman of the Ghost-Traveling Talisman lies in a word-by-
The paper talisman automatically tracks, chasing it hard, and even blocks the little ghost's way.
The little ghost's head could not get rid of the entanglement of the paper talisman, and a scream came from the cold wind: "Damn, what kind of spell are you using, why are the paper talismans following me?"
Xia Xueying smiled and said, "Little devil, surrender quickly, I can plead for you."
I knew that Zhang Zhenfeng wanted to collect ghost boys, and this little ghost head was very clever and cute, so Xia Xueying liked it very much.
The little ghost head had no way out and cried, "Okay, okay, beautiful sister, please plead for me, otherwise I will be finished!"
Xia Xueying looked at Zhang Zhenfeng and smiled and said, "Stop it when you are ready, don't scare this child."
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded and shouted, "Little kid, show me your appearance, I won't hurt you."
"Okay, you said it!"
The cold wind stopped hovering, the little ghost appeared, stood on a grave, and said, "Don't keep your word, you will rush down for the rest of your life. You said you won't hurt me, don't cheat!"
Zhang Zhenfeng took back the paper talisman and nodded, "Don't worry, I'll keep my word."
The little ghost breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the grave.
Zhang Zhenfeng asked, "What's your name?"
"I won't tell you." The little ghost rolled his eyes, but smiled at Xia Xueying: "Sister, my name is Tiedan."
Xia Xueying smiled: "Tiedan, a good name, no wonder you like to bully people with stones turning into eggs."
Tiedan shook her head and suddenly said sadly: "I seldom bully people, but many people bully me..."
Xia Xueying asked, "Who dares to bully you with such great ability?"
"Oh..." Tiedan sighed and said, "Some evil people often hunt here and shoot randomly, leaving me nowhere to escape; some old ghosts can bully me, and there are ghost messengers from the underworld who often come here.
Catch me here.”
Xia Xueying felt a little sad and asked softly: "If you follow us in the future, no one will bully you, okay?"
"not good!"
Tiedan became vicious again, pointed at Zhang Zhenfeng and said, "He is just a big evil man. He bullied me just now!"
Zhang Zhenfeng glared: "It was you just now, I hit my head with a stone. Now the evil people complain first?"
"I just made a bet, not bullying you!" Tiedan Zhen said something.
Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head and said, "Tell you the truth. I am a generation of celestial master and I want to take a few ghost boys. If you are willing to follow me, I can take you with you in the future and no one dares to bully you."
Tiedan frowned: "I don't believe in you, I only believe in beautiful sister."
Xia Xueying smiled and said, "Tiedan, since you believe in me, I can guarantee you that you will treat you well in the future and will not let you suffer any grievances."
Tiedan was still worried and asked again: "What's the benefit of following you?"
“There are many benefits.”
Zhang Zhenfeng said slowly: "As the saying goes, one person has the Tao and the chickens and dogs ascend to heaven. You follow me, when I have the Tao and ascend to the Tao, you will become an immortal. If you don't want to become an immortal, I can also keep you and sign you as a
The city god in the local area enjoys incense and worship every day.”
"Can I be the City God?" Tiedan was finally moved.
"That's right, but you have to listen to me and do it well with me."
"Oh well……"
Tiedan hesitated for a long time, finally nodded and grinned, "Then where will I live with you in the future?"
Zhang Zhenfeng took out a blank talisman paper and said, "You report the birth date and death moment to me, and I will make a ghost life talisman for you. From now on, you can stay in the paper talisman and I will give you incense.
”
Tiedan nodded and reported his life and death information.
Zhang Zhenfeng drew talismans on the spot and then recited the spell silently.
Tiedan's ghost body could not help but turn into black fog and was put into paper talismans.
The ghost's birth date and death moment are equivalent to the soul code.
Zhang Zhenfeng can use this information to completely control the Iron Dan.
But after Iron Dan entered the paper talisman, she was very uncomfortable and shouted: "What the hell is this? Let me out quickly!"
Zhang Zhenfeng shouted: "Shut up, you are my boy now, I am your master, be careful when speaking, otherwise you will be severely punished!"
"Damn, I'm fooled!"
Tiedan cried in the paper talisman: "Beautiful sister, you don't keep your word. You hurt me and lock me up in this place without any sun..."
Xia Xueying felt heartbroken by this little devil and hurriedly said, "Zhenfeng, you can release the iron egg first."
Zhang Zhenfeng had no choice but to shake the paper talisman and release the iron egg.
Tiedan showed up and breathed a sigh of relief, saying, "It's not fun, it's not fun to be a ghost boy at all. It's dark inside, it's suffocating!"
Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head and said, "I'm not letting you stay there all day, but when you are tired, you can hide in it. Usually, you can come out to play."
After taking over this naughty boy, Zhang Zhenfeng felt very angry.
I don't know how long it will take to discipline this guy.
Tiedan thought for a while and said, "Then we agreed that I would go in as long as I want to go in, you can't do anything random!"
I'm doing it randomly?
Zhang Zhenfeng was amused and crying.
I am your master, okay?
This little devil treats himself as his master in his tone!
"Okay, okay, sister promised not to let him do anything randomly." Xia Xueying comforted Tiedan.
In the distance, a little ghost fire floated and gradually appeared, but it was a thin old ghost. He was dressed in the Qing Dynasty and had a rat-tail braid on his head.
When Xia Xueying saw the old ghost, she hurriedly hid behind Zhang Zhenfeng.
The old ghost's eyes were red, staring at Zhang Zhenfeng, and smiled gloomyly: "Hehe, where did you come from? How dare you catch ghosts here? Do you know, this is my territory?"
Zhang Zhenfeng ignored the old ghost and said to Xia Xueying: "Wife, look good. This kind of old ghost with red eyes is an evil ghost. They have killed people, so they have blood in their eyes."
Xia Xueying was even more frightened and asked in a low voice: "Is this guy more powerful than Tiedan?"
Tiedan was also scared and whispered: "Sister, this old ghost is the ghost king here, be careful..."
"Ghost King?"
Zhang Zhenfeng sneered.
The old ghost's eyes became even more gloomy and he asked with a squinted look: "Don't I look like the Ghost King?"
Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head and smiled, "The so-called Ghost King has many ghost soldiers under his command. How many lonely ghosts do you have?"
"Hehehe..."
The old ghost continued to laugh strangely, and suddenly waved to the surroundings: "Let's come out!"
In an instant, in the grass from all directions, more than ten ghosts stood up staggeringly.
There were still a few more crawled out of the grave.
After careful examination, these ghosts all had pale faces, thin skin, garbled faces, dull eyes, and ragged clothes.
Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head and sighed: "Pity, even these things can you dare to call the Ghost King?"
The old ghost was furious and shouted, "Everything is given to me, tearing these two little dolls!"
The ghosts around began to approach, pretending to be vicious, surrounding Zhang Zhenfeng and Xia Xueying.
"court death!"
Zhang Zhenfeng took out a handful of copper coins, bit the tip of his tongue and spurted blood on it, waved his hand and sprinkled it out: "The net of heaven and earth, the wall of Vajra Dharma!"
Bang bang bang bang!
The copper coins were taken off, and a red light burst out immediately and shot at the lonely ghosts.
"ah……"
The ghosts were shot by the red light, screaming and the ghosts shivered.
"sharp!"
The Ghost King was shocked and turned around and left!
"Where to go?" Zhang Zhenfeng was prepared, so he raised his hand and thundered out with a palm: "Yin and Yang are invincible, there is a law in the world!"
Bang!
The thunder in the palm of his palm hit the old ghost's back and exploded.
"Yah...ah!"
Amid the screams, the old ghost's ghost's ghost shadow was split into pieces and gradually faded.
Poor Ghost King of Mass Treasures, under Zhang Zhenfeng's men, was reimbursed in one round!
Tiedan looked at the scene in front of her and suddenly her face changed drastically. She knelt down at Zhang Zhenfeng: "Master, Tiedan will be obedient in the future, so she will definitely be obedient. Please don't hit me!"
Seeing that the old ghost was killed by Zhang Zhenfeng in seconds, Tiedan realized that Zhang Zhenfeng had just been playing tricks on him before and had no real effort at all.
Otherwise, I would have already lost my soul!
"You get up." Zhang Zhenfeng said.
Just now, he killed the old ghost in one move, and Zhang Zhenfeng also had the intention of establishing his authority in front of Tiedan.
Sure enough, it shocked the little devil's head!
The ghosts around them also crawled on the ground one by one, kowtowing at Zhang Zhenfeng.
Zhang Zhenfeng waved his hand and said, "Remember, don't scare strangers in the future, and don't disturb yin and yang. Otherwise, the old ghost just now will be your role model!"
The ghosts around him kowtowed and gradually disappeared.
These are all ghosts with no moral integrity, and Zhang Zhenfeng doesn't want to wipe them out.
Tiedan was still trembling, hiding behind Xia Xueying, not daring to look at Zhang Zhenfeng.
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled and said, "Tiedan, I have accepted you now. After I go back, I will teach you some rules."
Tiedan nodded repeatedly: "I listen to you, everything is listened to you."
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled, waved the ghost life talisman, collected the iron egg, and returned with Xia Xueying.
Xia Xueying asked, "There are many ghosts here, why not collect a few more ghost boys?"
Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head: "Not every ghost can be a ghost boy. The ghost boy I want must be Tiedan, with a certain degree of knowledge, and he was not old when he died and had never killed anyone.
The ghost boy is easy to train and will be loyal to me in the future."
Xia Xueying nodded.
In front of the crematorium, Liu Banxian was sleeping in the car.
Xiao Han was very alert and stood guard outside the car. When he saw Zhang Zhenfeng and Xia Xueying coming back, he stepped forward to greet him: "Brother Feng, is the matter done?"
"It's done, go back!"
Zhang Zhenfeng waved.
It was already one o'clock in the morning when I returned to Renyi Villa.
Zhang Zhenfeng was not sleepy either. He stuck Tiedan's ghost life talisman on the wall and lit a pot of incense for him.
Incense can enhance the spirit of ghosts, the more they are the better.
Tiedan felt the incense in the paper talisman and whispered, "Thank you, Master."
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded and said, "Be my ghost boy, you must abide by my rules. Of course, you are still a child, and I will not ask too much about you. There are only two points, you must remember. First, there are no me
The orders of the people are not allowed to appear intimidating; secondly, follow my instructions in everything and do not act without authorization."
Tiedan repeatedly agreed in the paper talisman: "I remember, mage."
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded and said, "When you finish enjoying this incense stick, go to the roof and stay invisible on duty. If you find any situation, please inform me immediately."
Tiedan pondered: "Master, what is the situation? Is there a situation?"
Zhang Zhenfeng thought for a while and said, "I have an enemy, a demon. He often passes by here with a bell. When he finds that person, he calls me immediately!"