Liu Banxian was even more surprised and delighted, and looked down on his master.
Zhang Zhenfeng frowned: "Beauty, tell me...how much more will you give me?"
"Three thousand, no no no, five thousand!" The fat aunt was excited and spoke quickly: "As long as the master cures my disease, I will give you ten thousand yuan!"
Zhang Zhenfeng thought for a while, then reluctantly took out the silver needle: "Okay, I'll help you."
Ten minutes later, the fat lady twisted her neck, twisted her butt, and shouted in surprise: "Okay, my ribs no longer hurt!"
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled and said nothing.
The fat aunt left gratefully, leaving behind five thousand dollars.
Zhang Zhenfeng took the money and dragged Liu Banxian off the overpass.
Liu Banxian was very excited and said: "Master, it turns out that you can also see a doctor. I didn't expect it! By the way, Master, what is wrong with that fat woman? How did you see it?"
Zhang Zhenfeng stopped and said seriously: "Facial appearance and complexion can reflect a person's health status. Is it any wonder? That fat aunt has snakes around her neck and moles on her prostitutes, which shows that the disease is in the nerves of the ribs, which cannot be cured by decoction.
, only acupuncture can cure it.”
Liu Banxian was puzzled. He frowned and said, "The traitor has a mole. Is it...in the lower abdomen? How did the master see it? Could it be that the master's eyes can penetrate someone's pants?"
"fart!"
Zhang Zhenfeng laughed in anger and kicked him over: "The traitor refers to the open area from the corner of the eye to the temple. It is not a part that you kid understands!"
Liu Banxian received a kick and said with a smile: "Master, your terminology is too technical and I can't understand it. From now on, can you speak more plainly?"
"Okay, okay, I'll teach you slowly from now on."
Zhang Zhenfeng waved his hand and asked: "Let me ask you, is there anyone selling Taoist magic weapons in the mountain city area?"
Liu Banxian chuckled and said: "What magic weapon does Master want? I have it here, a peach wood sword, a feng shui ruler, a Bagua mirror, a compass... I bought them online."
"Those things of yours are all fake and have no magic power." Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head and said, "What I'm asking is, is there any physical store that sells these magic weapons in the mountain city?"
Without a single magic weapon on his body, Zhang Zhenfeng felt uneasy!
You know, Xia Xueying’s palace sand was put on by a demon in the world. One day, the demon behind it will show up!
The demon also knew that Xia Xueying was the Nine Yin Dragon Girl, so she deliberately disfigured her so that other men would not dare to approach her, and then prepared to take Xia Xueying's virginity at the right time!
Therefore, Zhang Zhenfeng needs some magic weapons to protect Xia Xueying.
Liu Banxian thought for a moment and his eyes lit up: "Maybe you can find some magic weapons at Erxianqiao Antique Market!"
"take me!"
Erxian Bridge is nearby. You can get there in ten minutes by taxi.
The antique market is very large, like a small closed castle, surrounded by shops and businesses, and in the open space in the middle are vendors setting up stalls.
Zhang Zhenfeng took Liu Banxian to pick up leaks on the street stalls and went from house to house.
An hour later, Zhang Zhenfeng bought a Yin Yang bell, a Bagua mirror, a peach wood sword, and a dozen coins from the Five Emperors of the Qing Dynasty.
The so-called Five Emperors' coins refer to the copper coins minted during the reigns of Shunzhi, Kangxi, Yongzheng, Qianlong and Jiaqing during the heyday of the Qing Dynasty.
The copper coin has a round sky and a round place, the unity of heaven and man, the three talents are complete, the five elements are complete, and it has been in the hands of thousands of people. It has strong popularity and can be used as a magic weapon, which has the effect of exorcising ghosts and conquering evil.
Just this little thing cost Zhang Zhenfeng 7,000 yuan!
Fortunately, at today's homecoming banquet, Zhang Zhenfeng received thousands of red envelopes and still had money on him.
When leaving Erxian Bridge, Zhang Zhenfeng told Liu Banxian: "Master is very short of money now and needs some big business and big customers. Please pay attention to me."
Liu Banxian blinked and asked, "Master, what is considered big business?"
Zhang Zhenfeng said: "Your master and I can not only read fortunes and tell fortunes, but also catch and exorcise ghosts, conquer demons, feng shui, find dragons' acupoints, bring the dead back to life, and change fate against the will of heaven. In short, your master can do anything, as long as you have
Big business, big money, just tell me!"
"Master, what a man of God!" Liu Banxian was surprised and asked again: "But Master, how can I contact you?"
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded: "I will go to Tianqiao tomorrow and give you my contact information."
Back at Renyi Villa, it was dusk again.
Zhang Zhenfeng walked into the security gate carelessly and sat down.
Two security guards came forward and bowed: "Master, are you back?"
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded and asked, "What are your names?"
"Ma Xuanwu."
"Guo Tianwei."
Zhang Zhenfeng laughed: "Your parents are really knowledgeable and gave you a good name."
Xuanwu means tortoise; Tianwei means that the six innate roots are incomplete and cannot be humane.
Guo Tianwei sneered: "My parents are not well-educated, so they chose the name at random..."
Zhang Zhenfeng waved his hand to interrupt Guo Tianwei and said, "You two, plus the two security guards at the back door, and the two nannies, all take orders from Zhang Zhenhai, right?"
Ma Xuanwu nodded hurriedly: "Yes, Young Master Zhang asked us to keep an eye on you and not let you and Xia Xueying go out..."
"Bastard, you can tell me my young mistress's name?" Zhang Zhenfeng glared.
Ma Xuanwu was so frightened that he fell to his knees and slapped himself in the face: "The little one deserves to die, the little one deserves to die."
Zhang Zhenfeng snorted, took out a brand new hundred-dollar bill, shook it straight, and waved it over Guo Tianwei's head.
Whoosh!
A strong wind passed by, and Guo Tianwei felt a chill on his scalp, and a large piece of his hair had fallen to the ground.
"Master, please spare my life!"
Guo Tianwei's legs went weak and he knelt down.
Zhang Zhenfeng waved his hand again, and the hundred-dollar bill cut off a corner of the table like a sharp blade!
After a simple practice last night, Zhang Zhenfeng's Xuanyang Magic Technique has a basic foundation. Although I dare not say that flying flowers and picking leaves can kill people, it is no longer difficult to use new banknotes to cut the corner of the table.
"You see, I'm going to kill you. It's as easy as trampling on ants." Zhang Zhenfeng sneered, collected the big bills, and said, "Follow me and find the two security guards at the back door."
Before fighting the outside world, you must first make peace with the inside.
If Zhang Zhenfeng wants to deal with Zhang Zhenhai, he must first deal with several guards here.
Ma Xuanwu and Guo Tianwei nodded hurriedly, bent down, and followed Zhang Zhenfeng.
In the middle of the wall behind, there is also a security gatehouse, which is two small tiled houses on both sides of the gatehouse.
The hut to the west has a light on.
The two security guards had already drank. There was a plate of peanuts on the table, two stir-fried vegetables, and a pile of empty wine bottles in the corner.
"It's unlucky that we are sent to this damn place to accompany Zhang's stupid young master and an ugly guy. Alas!" the bald security guard sighed.
"Brother, you'll feel at ease when you come here. Although this place is remote and the salary is not high, the work is relaxing."
The cross-eyed guy opposite put a chopstick of food into his mouth and said, "We just have to watch out for fools and ugly people. For other things, no one will care about us, so we can be at ease."
The bald security guard glared: "What you said is easy, but if that fool dies, don't we have to stay here with him for the rest of his life?"
Do you want me to die so much?
Zhang Zhenfeng sneered, opened the door and entered the house.
When he saw Zhang Zhenfeng with cross-eyed eyes, he grinned: "Hey, how come the third young master is free to come to condolences to our brothers?"
The Zhang family is prosperous and there are more than a dozen cousins in Zhang Zhenfeng's generation. Counting the houses in the row, Zhang Zhenfeng is the third eldest and was formerly called the third young master.
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded and smiled.
"Go to hell with your third young master!" The bald man took a sip and looked sideways at Zhang Zhenfeng: "You idiot, come here and learn how to bark like a dog, and I will reward you with a peanut."
Zhang Zhenfeng reached out and picked up a peanut from the plate: "Is this peanut?"
The bald man smiled evilly: "Yes, it's this peanut. If you bark like a dog, I'll treat you..."
Tsk - snap!
Peanuts flew through the air and hit the bald security guard on his front teeth.
"Oh shit!" The bald security guard jumped up, spat out a bloody tooth, and looked at Zhang Zhenfeng in shock.
laugh!
Another peanut flew in and hit the bald head.
The bald security guard screamed again, and there was a blood bag on the top door.
"Master Dog, what are you doing?"
The cross-eyed security guard also jumped up.
laugh!
Tsk!
Peanuts kept popping out of Zhang Zhenfeng's fingertips, hitting the knees of two security guards one after another.
Thump thump!
The next moment, the two security guards knelt in front of Zhang Zhenfeng.
Zhang Zhenfeng had no expression on his face and sat down at the table, facing a pile of empty wine bottles in the corner and continuing to shoot peanuts.
As the peanuts popped out, the sound of ping-pong continued, and more than a dozen wine bottles burst one after another.
The cross-eyed and bald security guard was kneeling on the ground. Seeing this scene, his face turned pale and he was sweating profusely!
They wouldn't believe it even to death, but the stupid young master in front of them turned out to be an extremely skilled master who had mastered the magical power of snapping his fingers!
Guo Tianwei and Ma Xuanwu walked in, opened their bows from left to right, and gave the bald man and the cross-eyed man a dozen ear scrapes.
"That's enough."
Zhang Zhenfeng wiped his hands, pointed at his cross-eyed and bald head, and said, "You two, do you want to die or live?"
"Master, please spare my life!"
Ants are greedy for life, let alone humans?
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded: "If you want to die, I will let you die like a hero. If you want to live, then be my dog from now on!"
Cross-eyed and bald, they were lying on the ground, kowtowing: "We are willing to be Third Young Master's dogs. We only ask Third Young Master to spare our dog lives..."
"Guo Tianwei, Ma Xuanwu, tell them how to make dogs. If you do well in making dogs, I will naturally reward you with bones!"
Zhang Zhenfeng stood up and walked away.
I haven’t seen Xia Xueying for a long time, and I miss her a little.
At this moment, Xia Xueying was sitting in the bedroom, hungry.
I didn't eat at Xia's house today, and when I came back, I missed lunch again.
Dinner isn't ready yet, we have to wait.
"Madam, I'm back." Zhang Zhenfeng appeared in front of the bedroom door with a smile on his face: "Are you hungry? I'll cook for you."
"Idiot..." Xia Xueying stood up and hesitated: "Did you go out in the afternoon? How did you go out? The security guards didn't stop you?"
"Tch, I am a heavenly master. I can fly to the sky and escape from the earth. How can a few security guards stop me?"
"……All right."
Xia Xueying admitted defeat and sighed: "Since you can fly to the sky and escape from the earth, can you fly one now and show me?"
"No, you can't fly around when it's dark. The visibility is not good and you might hit the telephone pole."
"Uh..." Xia Xueying was speechless for a while, then she remembered what happened at the homecoming banquet today, and said: "Today at noon, you said you would change things, call the wind and rain, and perform for me when you come back. Can you do it now?"
"Okay, I'll show you a trick first, and then make dinner."
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded, turned his back, took out a mask and covered his face, then turned around.
I got this mask from Liu Banxian for fun.
"Ah, ghost!"
However, just when Zhang Zhenfeng turned around, Xia Xueying screamed and punched her!
Bang!
This punch hit the bridge of the nose.
"I'll wipe it..." Zhang Zhenfeng was caught off guard and was beaten until his nose started to bleed. He took off his mask, covered his nose and shouted: "Xia Xueying, you murdered your husband again..."
In fact, this mask is not that scary, it's just old and ugly.
But Xia Xueying was timid. When she saw Zhang Zhenfeng instantly turned into a monster with wrinkles and age spots on his face, she was frightened and punched him.
“So it’s a mask?”
Only then did Xia Xueying realize that she had overreacted. She took two steps back and frowned: "You, aren't you a Heavenly Master? Why... why do you get a nosebleed without being beaten?"
"Misfortune, catastrophe!" Zhang Zhenfeng thought he was unlucky, threw down his mask, waved his hand and said: "Hitting is kissing and scolding is love. I don't blame you anymore. Wait, I will cook dinner for you."
In the kitchen, two nannies are busy.
Zhang Zhenfeng stepped forward, held a piece of pork that had not yet been cooked in his hand, and murmured a mantra: "All living beings have many grievances, and the grievances are so deep that it is difficult to untie them. If grievances are made in one day, they will be repaid in three lifetimes. I will teach you the wonderful method now.
To relieve all grievances..."
The two nannies were stunned when they saw this.
They don't understand why this stupid young master is so crazy and why he is mumbling over a piece of pork?
Zhang Zhenfeng didn't care about the looks in the eyes of the two nannies. After finishing the chanting, he started cooking.
The two nannies didn't dare to stop it and just let it go.
The aroma of the vegetables gradually spread, and the two nannies sniffed each other, greedy!
Twenty minutes later, Zhang Zhenfeng cooked two dishes, left some for the nanny, put the rest in food boxes, and headed to the bedroom.
The two nannies couldn't wait to taste Zhang Zhenfeng's craftsmanship, and they were both shocked!
This is the most delicious food they have never tasted in their lives!
In an instant, the remaining dishes were swept away by the two nannies, and even the dishes were licked clean.
In the bedroom, Xia Xueying was also devouring food, regardless of image.
"Eat slowly, don't choke." Zhang Zhenfeng said.
"Hmm..." Xia Xueying nodded, but continued.
After eating until she was seventy percent full, Xia Xueying restrained herself, raised her head and asked: "Fool, did you make this dish too? Why is this pork... so delicious? Could it be that there are some impurities and uncleanness that you have made?"
Cleared?"
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled: "It is very cruel for humans to slaughter animals for meat. When these animals are slaughtered, they will have various emotions of anger, fear, despair, and curse. These negative emotions are included in the meat, which will affect the taste.
.When I cook the dishes, I first recite the "Three Lives Mantra" to remove the negative emotions in the meat, and it will naturally become delicious on earth."
Xia Xueying put down her chopsticks and looked at Zhang Zhenfeng blankly.
Can a fool say this great truth?
"Silly girl, look at what I'm doing, hurry up and eat." Zhang Zhenfeng said with a smile.
"..."
It turns out that he is not stupid, but he is the stupid girl?
Xia Xueying didn't know what to say, so she lowered her head and continued eating.
After Xia Xueying finished eating, Zhang Zhenfeng cleared the dishes and went to the kitchen.
The two nannies must also be dealt with together to make them turn against Zhang Zhenhai and loyal to him wholeheartedly.
After fully controlling the six guards inside the villa, Zhang Zhenfeng could let go and make the next arrangement.
In the kitchen, there is only one nanny.
The other nanny is nowhere to be found.
"Thank you for your hard work." Zhang Zhenfeng said with a smile.
"Oh, it's not hard work." The nanny was about forty years old, wearing tight jeans, and her charm was still there. She took the bowls and chopsticks from Zhang Zhenfeng's hand and said with a smile: "Master, the food you cook is so delicious."
"Do you like to eat? When I have time in the future, I will help you cook." Zhang Zhenfeng looked around and asked: "Where is the other sister-in-law?"
"Sister Cai went for a walk and said that exercising after meals is good for losing weight." The nanny winked and said, "By the way, my surname is Zhou. The young master can call me Sister Zhou."
"Hello, Sister Zhou." Zhang Zhenfeng nodded, looked at Sister Zhou up and down, and said with a smile: "Sister Zhou is very young, is she thirty years old this year?"
Sister Zhou smiled as brightly as a flower, twisted her waist and said, "Young Master is really good at making people happy. I'm almost forty."
"Oh, I really didn't realize it. From the look of you, you are only twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old at most, and you are still a big girl!" Zhang Zhenfeng pretended to be surprised.
"Old, old." Sister Zhou smiled and shook her head, gradually let go, and asked in a low voice: "By the way, young master, the night before yesterday, I heard the young mistress yelling in the bedroom, did you... bully the young mistress?"
"Hey, she's my wife, isn't she just being bullied by me?" Zhang Zhenfeng said with a smile.
Sister Zhou had already cleaned up the kitchen, wiped her hands on her apron, and said with a wicked smile: "Master, when dealing with a woman, you have to coax her slowly. Once you make her happy, she will listen to you and do whatever you want.
Sample."
Zhang Zhenfeng shook his head and sighed: "Women are so complicated, and I don't know how to coax them. How about Sister Zhou teach me?"
Sister Zhou believed it to be true, so she came together and combined her own experience to teach boudoir tips:
"Women, like men, can't stand the loneliness of an empty house. The young mistress thinks you are a fool and won't let you touch it. But don't be anxious. When the young mistress is sleeping soundly at night, take your time and move gently... It won't take a day.
Just two days, or if two days doesn't work, just three days. One day, the fire in Young Madam's body will be stirred up, and you will be able to succeed."
Veteran driver!
Life coach!
Zhang Zhenfeng was shocked!
Sister Zhou was very happy, and the more she talked, the more detailed she became, and the more she talked, the more inappropriate it was for children.
If we keep talking, maybe she will play the role of the bride and have a simulation exercise with Zhang Zhenfeng!
Zhang Zhenfeng was also afraid of Sister Zhou, so when the time came, he immediately activated the Five Ghosts to control Sister Zhou's mind.
Sister Zhou is an ordinary person, her character is not strong enough, and she is not guarded against fools. She quickly fell into the trap and fell asleep in a chair.
call……
Zhang Zhenfeng breathed a sigh of relief and thought about what to do next.
Sister Zhou is probably not a bad person, she just got paid to do things for Zhang Zhenhai.
Dealing with Sister Zhou cannot be as rough and direct as dealing with several security guards.
Otherwise, wouldn’t she be an abrupt beauty?
After thinking for a moment, Zhang Zhenfeng decided to use acupuncture to create the illusion that Sister Zhou was terminally ill, and then pretended to be a good person to treat her illness to make her grateful, thus completely controlling her.
Yes, just do it!
So, Zhang Zhenfeng reached out and unbuttoned Sister Zhou's collar, preparing to identify the acupuncture points and inject the needle.
"Zhang Zhenfeng, you are a fool who is worse than a beast, even the kitchen aunt will not let you go!"
At this moment, an angry voice came.
Then, a pan hit Zhang Zhenfeng viciously on the back of the head.
Boom!
"oops!"
Zhang Zhenfeng was staggered by the impact, his head was buzzing, and stars were dancing in front of his eyes. He hurriedly jumped away a few steps, turned around and shouted: "Xia Xueying, you murdered your husband again..."
Xia Xueying, wearing a veil and holding a pan in her hand, came after her: "You beast, you actually attacked the kitchen aunt, I have to kill you today!"