Chapter 14 My exaggerated acting skills are well versed in thick and dark science
Chapter 14 My exaggerated acting skills are well versed in thick and dark science
Author: Angry Little Heizi
Chapter 14 My exaggerated acting skills are well versed in thick and dark science
It's a pity that Li Xiuzhu was already drunk and had double vision at this time, so he couldn't tell the difference between beauty and ugliness.
At this time, Fu Yuehua picked up the Hexin wine on the table, grabbed Li Xiuzhu's hand and drank another glass of Jiaobei wine.
The necessary ceremony is over, except for the bridal chamber, it is also complete.
"Gold vase, silver vase!"
The two maids guarding the door were startled, then opened the door and walked in.
"Miss."
"You go and help him sleep next door. Yin Ping, you clean him up and serve him. Jin Ping, help Yin Ping help my aunt over, and then come and prepare a bath for me."
"Yes, miss!"
After the three people left, Fu Yuehua looked at the decorations in the room and sighed.
It's not that she doesn't want to have sex with Li Xiuzhu, it's just that she doesn't like the smell of alcohol.
And, to be honest, she was still a little nervous, as if... she didn't feel right.
Forget it, just give it to him tomorrow!
Early the next morning, Li Xiuzhu felt numb.
"Wait a minute, where is my wife?"
"No, where are my clothes?"
"Is it possible that I lost my virginity? Did I sleep with Fu Yuehua? Why don't I feel anything at all? What a loss!"
"Hmm, this seems...not my new house, right?"
After looking around and clearing his head, Li Xiuzhu felt happy but also a little disappointed.
How should I put it, he was lucky that he didn't lose his virginity unconsciously, but he didn't lose his virginity on the wedding night, which somewhat... made him ill...
"I gave you a chance but you didn't use it!"
"I drank so much that I passed out and you didn't sleep with me. Are you still craving for my body?"
"What else can be done? Nothing."
Fu Yuehua, who listened to Li Xiuzhu's voice throughout the whole process, changed from a smile on his face to a question mark on his face?
If this were an anime, the black lines on my forehead would probably appear.
"asshole!"
The sound of gnashing teeth coupled with clenched fists, coupled with the gloomy look on his forehead, means he will die if he touches him, and he will be disabled if he touches him.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I haven't said anything yet. I'll deal with him when he gets asked. Anyway, he's just a son-in-law, how can he escape from your Wuzhishan?!"
After comforting himself in this way, Fu Yuehua finally felt much better.
But after calming down, Fu Yuehua felt that he had changed and became flammable and explosive.
If one day she changes from a good wife and mother to a Hedong lion, Li Xiuzhu will bear full responsibility.
Li Xiuzhu had no idea that he had walked through the gate of hell. After washing, Li Xiuzhu went out and happened to see the silver bottle.
"Who are you?"
"Uncle, I am Yin Ping!"
"Oh, Silver Ping, you see my uncle hasn't had breakfast yet. Is there anything I can eat?"
Yin Ping was slightly startled when he heard this. He didn't expect that the first thing Li Xiuzhu did when he got up was to eat.
Okay, that's right, people are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat one meal, you will be hungry.
"Uncle, wait a moment, I'm going to bring you some food."
After Yin Ping left, Li Xiuzhu was bored and sat down when he saw a pavilion not far away.
But as soon as he sat down, he was speechless.
"Look, I said that the young lady was using him as a shield. On the first night of the wedding, she couldn't even enter the wedding room. She must have been kicked out."
"I was envious at first, but this... just this...? Not even a dog!"
"But if you can let me get close to such a fairy-like person like you, then even if you don't want to be a dog, I would be willing to do it."
"Okay, okay, don't let him hear it."
"If you hear it, you will hear it. He is a son-in-law. What are you afraid of? How dare he take care of us?"
"Is this how these dog slaves talk about their master's family? A son-in-law is not a son-in-law? What a family tradition!"
"And with how good these servants are, how dare you even think about getting close to Fu Yuehua?"
"Fu Yuehua is also a failure. I'm afraid he doesn't know that the servants are not afraid of her, but they are still greedy for her body."
Fu Yuehua's face, who was writing at this moment, suddenly changed and became extremely cold.
"Crack!"
The writing brush fell directly onto the rice paper, leaving a long mark on half of the words and spots on the sides.
"Miss, what's wrong with you?"
Fu Yuehua said nothing and walked straight out.
But at this moment, Li Xiuzhu suddenly thought of a question.
"Wait a minute, the son-in-law has no right to punish these servants? What if I punish them or beat them?"
"Wouldn't this bring me one step closer to being divorced? One small act adds up, and I keep violating the bottom line. I don't believe she won't divorce me."
Li Xiuzhu's eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up and walked towards the few people.
When several people saw Li Xiuzhu coming, they straightened their chests, as if they were not afraid of him at all.
"Were you talking about me just now?"
Immediately, the person who said he wanted to get close to Fu Yuehua said angrily: "My uncle, my ears are very good. I can hear the low-pitched discussions of the servants. I am afraid that my hearing is as good as that of Wang Cai."
When Li Xiuzhu heard this, he slapped the servant in the face.
The servant said in disbelief: "You dare to hit me? Brothers, beat him up! Don't worry, he won't have the shame to tell anyone after he was beaten."
???Who gave you this illusion? I'm good at snitching.
Li Xiuzhu understood the principle of striking first and gaining the upper hand and kicked him out in an instant.
But these servants are not vegetarians either.
Servants are required to be strong and able to do their jobs, so everyone has some skills.
Not to mention one for a hundred, there is no problem in beating one by one. In addition to the low status of the son-in-law, the servant did not expect that Li Xiuzhu would suddenly slap him.
Li Xiuzhu kicked the ball in the air, secretly screaming in his heart, and immediately dodged back.
But Li Xiuzhu could not keep up with the servants with his weak limbs. Seeing that his fist was about to hit his face, Li Xiuzhu could only selectively close his eyes.
At this moment, an angry shout came from behind.
"stop!"
The oncoming punch suddenly stopped, and the pain he imagined did not come.
Fu Yuehua is here! He can hear the voice just now.
Opening his eyes and taking a look at the fist that was still in front of him, Li Xiuzhu slowly moved forward with everyone watching.
The moment it stuck to his face, Li Xiuzhu shouted "Oh!"
Before the sound fell, the man fell to the ground, covered half of his face and screamed in pain.
"Help...kill someone..."
Everyone can tell that his exaggerated acting skills and tone are staged, but Li Xiuzhu, a shameless person, can actually act like no one else is watching.
Without exception, the corners of everyone's mouths twitched. Fu Yuehua was so angry that he felt that she had lost 80% of his performance.
"Stop embarrassing yourself by lying on the ground. Do you think anyone can't see that you are acting?"
Seeing Li Xiuzhu being scolded, several anxious servants looked at each other and felt relieved.
The eldest lady is indeed on their side!
"Is it so obvious? I thought I acted very well."
Although he was exposed, Li Xiuzhu did not panic at all, showing his profound knowledge of thick black learning.
Li Xiuzhu glanced at Fu Yuehua's gloomy face and said nonchalantly: "I just beat one of your servants. As for why his face is so dark? Do you mean that it depends on the owner to beat a dog? I am not qualified to take care of your servants in the Prime Minister's Mansion.
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"I understand, I'm not worthy anymore."
"Tell me how to punish him. As long as there is no corporal punishment, you can issue a letter of divorce or whatever."