Chapter 22 This is tricking the dog into killing it!
Chapter 22 This is a dog tricked into killing!
Author: Angry Little Heizi
Chapter 22 This is a dog tricked into killing!
"Fu Yuehua, you are such a horse bug!"
Li Xiuzhu didn't believe it. Fu Yuehua heard him say that she could still bear the horseradish bug.
As expected, Fu Yuehua was dissatisfied.
Just when Li Xiuzhu was almost sure, Fu Yuehua asked: "Have you not seen enough? Do you want to sleep in the woodshed today?"
Hmm~ okay, maybe I'm overthinking.
"No, I suddenly realized that you are so beautiful, Yuehua, and you really love me and care about me so much."
Haha, if I hadn't heard your inner voice, I would have believed your lies.
Bastard, you dare to call me a horse bug and a little bastard.
Fu Yuehua's eyes narrowed.
"Here, try this dish. I just saw that I ate it well. You should try it too and eat more."
???
Li Xiuzhu was stunned when he saw Fu Yuehua getting food for him.
"This is true love? Otherwise, why would she pick up food for me?"
"No, is it possible that the food is poisonous? Probably not, is it tasteless? Did she just eat it? Why didn't I see it?"
Seeing the uncertain look on Li Xiuzhu's face, Fu Yuehua picked up a piece again without leaving any trace, but this time he ate it himself.
Seeing this, Li Xiuzhu breathed a sigh of relief.
"This little girl has eaten everything, so she should be fine."
"As for taking the antidote in advance, it shouldn't be that outrageous."
"Hey, it's delicious. It seems like this is a special dish. Let me tell you, how can any young lady not be attracted by my beauty in this world?"
"Looking at it this way, I might be able to have a bridal chamber tonight, but what about the moon?"
"And what if she cuckolds me in the future?"
After thinking about it this way, Li Xiuzhu decided not to get too involved with Fu Yuehua.
Fu Yuehua suddenly laughed when he heard this. He thought he was unattractive, but it turned out that he was afraid of cuckolding him.
"You drank too much last night. I don't like the smell of wine very much, but it made my servants misunderstand you."
"You can sleep in my room tonight!"
Li Xiuzhu was startled. He didn't expect that it was for this reason. Did he just want to sleep with Fu Yuehua?
After Fu Yuehua finished speaking, he paused and suddenly the topic changed.
"My father can't shirk the matter regarding the Grand Canal. I want to help him, but I have never been exposed to it. Do you have any opinions?"
"The Grand Canal again? Anyway, I can't die. At most, my father-in-law will die. It's not a big problem."
Fu Yuehua:???
"Ahem, I don't have any good opinions. You know, I've always been at home and have never been exposed to canals, let alone how to dig them."
Fu Yuehua looked at Li Xiuzhu with all his heart filled with the quintessence of the Chinese nation.
This bastard is absolutely evil when it comes to his heart. In this case, don't blame me.
"I lied to you about one thing. In fact, it was my father who brought up the matter about the Grand Canal."
Li Xiuzhu:???
"..."
Li Xiuzhu was instantly frightened by his words, and his previously wavering thoughts suddenly became firm.
"Hey, Barbie is having sex now. Isn't my father-in-law seeking death? Can this Grand Canal be dug now? No, I have to find a way to divorce quickly."
"And Fu Yuehua, he's not a human being. Isn't he tricking a dog into killing him?! Now that he's in the Prime Minister's Mansion, how can it be so easy to get out again?"
"I originally said that I could have sex with this bitch and see how it develops, but if it doesn't work, I'll admit it. But now that it's such a big trap, you still want me to go back to sleep? Are you dreaming?"
"Just wait, I'll go and have a drink with your father tonight. I won't go back until I'm drunk."
Haha, let's play, don't give in to fate, right?
Fu Yuehua suddenly laughed! I like the way you resist being manipulated with all your strength.
"Come, eat more. This is the chef's specialty. I specially ordered it to be prepared for you."
"And this, look at how skinny you are, eat more meat."
Jin Ping and Yin Ping looked at these two dishes, and the corners of their mouths twitched for a moment, but they didn't dare to laugh.
It seems that the young lady is in love with her. With two plates of meat like this, what will happen in the evening?
Don't dare to think, don't dare to think!
At this time, Li Xiuzhu couldn't see behind him, but he was surprised by Fu Yuehua's concern.
"Do you love me so much? What a pity, brother is the one you can't get. Even if you are so good to me, I still have to run away." Li Xiuzhu thought shamelessly.
"Why don't you eat?"
Li Xiuzhu looked at Fu Yuehua while eating, very strange.
"Doesn't she like eating meat? Same as Nong Yue? Women are so strange. Is the food so delicious?"
Nong Yue: I thank you!
Fu Yuehua smiled calmly.
“I eat this dish often, but it’s not as amazing as the first time I ate it.”
"Besides, I don't like meat very much, and my appetite is limited, so I can only eat one piece with you at most, but you have to eat the rest."
"Although we are a wealthy and wealthy family, we cannot waste food."
"My dad always teaches us that there are many people out there who don't even have enough to eat, so try not to have leftovers."
???Miss, when did we have this rule in our house?
Just when Jin Ping Yin Ping had a question mark on his face, Li Xiuzhu nodded in agreement.
"Your father is right!"
"Don't worry, it's just two plates of meat. I've finished it, but the rest..."
"I will eat the rest of the gold and silver bottles, but these two plates are what I want after all."
At this time Jin Ping and Yin Ping hurriedly opened their mouths.
"Don't worry, uncle, Yin Ping and I can eat the rest, and if we can't finish it, we can feed it to the dog."
"Yes, uncle, please feel free to eat. Jin Ping and I don't like meat very much. There is still a lot left. Uncle, please eat more."
Hearing this, Li Xiuzhu finally felt relieved and started eating directly. Not to mention that the braised pork was extremely delicious. Although there was no trace of fat, the meat was delicate, lean but not burnt, and the juice was full and juicy. Every bite was full of it.
Got the soup.
There is another one he knows, roasted turtle with green onions.
The edge of the soft-shell turtle is soft and waxy, the meat is tender, and the scallion oil sauce smells very fragrant.
Li Xiuzhu didn't eat much rice and just ate both plates of meat.
After watching Li Xiuzhu finish eating, Fu Yuehua stood up.
"Think more about the Grand Canal. If the proposal is good, can I cancel your ban?"
"???Good guy, after all this hard work, the ban is lifted?"
"Fu Yuehua, you are really good at business. Even Mr. Wang next door heard your abacus clicking."
Fu Yuehua felt embarrassed, and his face turned red unconsciously.
"Of course this is just a benefit. If you have anything else you want, you can mention it."
"Ti? I want to take a concubine and have sex with you. Are you willing?"
"..."
This bastard has gone too far, and has gone too far! A woman from a brothel still wants to enter the door of my prime minister's house? Not to mention that she can't enter, even if she is kept as an outside concubine, she can't.
Moreover, I am such a beautiful lady, are you blind?
You're just worried that I won't be able to leave if you sleep, right?