Chapter 278 Is This Someone Watching Me Go To The Restroom?
Chapter 278 Do you want to watch him in the toilet?
Author: Angry Little Heizi
Chapter 278 Do you want to watch him in the toilet?
However, the performance was not over yet, and the thunder cloud was nothing more than a Taoist performance.
At that moment, the Taoist priest suddenly made a leg seal, and immediately the legs grew out from the Taoist priest's back.
Li Xiuzhu was startled. He saw three heads and six arms. He didn't see the three heads, but he also didn't know if the six arms were there. He didn't know if the four legs were useful.
As if he heard Li Xiuzhu's thoughts, the four legs behind him suddenly moved, just like real legs and arms, twisting at the wrists, forming seals on the leg fingers, and then bending in the middle of the legs to form a Dharma image.
Is it puppetry or a mechanism?
But what's the matter? If that leg can really be used flexibly, then if nothing else, killing someone is not a big problem.
At that moment, the slightly hunchbacked old woman also moved.
"The rain is coming!"
As the old woman finished speaking, Lei Yundong was dripping with rain.
Li Xiuzhu stared at Lei Yun, knowing full well whether the secret was hidden inside.
In fact, he was not the only one who was dumbfounded. It was also the first time for all the civil and military officials, princes and princesses to see such an awesome illusion.
At that time, the strong man on the side also got out of his way.
I saw the wrong side perform a few flashy moves, and shouted: "Yun Conglong, the golden dragon is born."
Following the middle-aged man's loud shout, a dragon's roar sounded first in the main hall.
Immediately afterwards, a golden dragon head emerged from the dark cloud, getting longer and larger, and it was already more than three feet long in a breath.
The golden dragon is so lifelike that even its whiskers are shaking, which shows its power.
Li Xiuzhu was silent for a while and suddenly looked at the food and drinks on the table.
He strongly suspected that he had been drugged.
There is a lot of food on the table. If it is food, not everyone may eat it. How about drinks?
I want to know that when the banquet begins, everyone has to toast Li Kuo.
Li Xiuzhu just remained silent for a short while and didn't worry too much about it. He just regarded it as watching a magic show performed by Liu Qian.
Suddenly, the golden dragon powder turned into gold powder and fell on the ground, but four words appeared out of thin air in the space crossed by the gold powder.
Dazhou Yongchang.
As soon as these four words appeared, Li Xiuzhu's lips twitched immediately.
A moment later, the scene he expected happened.
He saw his father-in-law and Wu Anjun from the military commander group standing up and crossing their legs at the same time.
"Congratulations to Your Majesty, this is auspicious."
"Blessed be the East, be blessed the Great Zhou."
No, the two of them are the quickest to react, and they are representatives of hundreds of officials. If they don't speak, I dare to speak first, so I'll just wait to put on my little shoes.
Li Xiuzhu became numb, endured the awkwardness, stood up with everyone, and complimented.
"Long blessings to my father, long blessings to the Great Zhou Dynasty."
"Blessed be the East, be blessed the Great Zhou."
Li Kuo was also very happy when he saw those four words.
"Okay, okay, okay! According to my will, the golden dragon comes to the world, auspiciousness appears, and at the beginning of the new year, amnesty will be granted to Tiandong."
Hiss, then amnesty? Today's death row prisoners don't want to be too beautiful.
No, the amnesty does not include death row inmates and treason. But it will transfer the death row inmates to serve their sentences, which means they will not have to die.
Please allow me to experience another amnesty. Congratulations, I am free.
The only thing that is not forgiven is rebellion.
"All you cruel lords, please leave."
Li Xiuzhu drank too much and did not go east. He turned around and left Hanyuan Hall.
Coming out of the side door, Li Xiuzhu looked at the palace maid aside and said, "Take him to the flower room."
The flower room is the elegant name for the toilet. Basically, you can use a bedpan outside the palace. After using the toilet, you can cover it with a lid and take it away.
Therefore, if there was no palace maid to guide me, I would not be able to find the toilet even if I looked for it.
"Master and slave, come here."
After saying that, the little palace maid took the lead and took Li Xiuzhu to one of the rows of rooms.
I saw commodes placed outside the room, obviously prepared specifically for that banquet.
The little palace maid took a toilet bucket and put it in the middle, and then pulled out the wooden plank for walking on the toilet.
"My lord please."
Li Xiuzhu had just asked to take off his pants when he suddenly felt something nice.
Um?
He turned to look at the palace maid who was watching and asked confusedly: "Why don't I go out?"
The little palace maid was startled when she heard this.
"Don't you need service, sir?"
"serve?"
There was a little doubt in Li Xiuzhu's big eyes, how to serve him? Watch him pee?
Isn’t that outrageous? Open the door for outrageousness. Isn’t that outrageous?
Immediately, his little palace lady became famous. That lord must be a new lord who will join the court next year. No, he must be a new lord who joins the court at such a young age and does not understand the enjoyment of the top people.
The little palace maid smiled and explained: "Sir, please help me clean up after you go to the toilet."
Cleaning the body? Li Xiuzhu suddenly understood, but he didn't consciously ask the question.
"Wipe your ass?"
The little palace lady's face turned red for a moment, but she nodded.
"No sir, not only do you wipe your butt, but you wipe it very well..."
Did Li Xiuzhu really understand everything? He couldn't help but think of that scene.
The person who grew up in the palace had to be helped by a bunch of people every day to clean his house, and he couldn't take care of himself for decades.
Well, it's not just about the palace, it's about the same for those aristocratic families, and even a little loser like him doesn't quite understand.
Li Xiuzhu made the palace maid smile.
"I'll go out first. He's not used to being looked at. He can take care of himself."
"That……"
Seeing the palace maid's hesitation, Li Xiuzhu continued: "Don't worry, he won't tell anyone."
The palace maid reluctantly said, "Well, he will be waiting for you at the door."
This was the first time she saw someone like Li Xiuzhu. She had never seen other poor scholars who had just entered the court, but they were no different from other officials and would let her serve after she explained.
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Li Xiuzhu waited for the palace maid to go out before he happily solved his personal problem.
Huh, that's wrong. Isn't it strange that some people look at it?
When Li Xiuzhu went out, the maid had already poured a basin of clean water.
After Li Xiuzhu washed his legs, he asked, "Can he walk around now? The hall is too stuffy."
The little palace maid was startled. Li Xiuzhu's words were beyond her expectation.
According to her understanding, no one now wants to stay in Hanyuan Hall and show his face in front of Bidong.
The little palace maid thought for a while and said: "The masters of the side hall over the Hanyuan Palace can wander around at will, but except for leaving the palace, they are not allowed to leave the Hanyuan Palace at will."
Li Xiuzhu nodded, turned around and left.
The little palace maid was startled. She wanted to lead the way, but after thinking about it, it seemed that she didn't have to ask.
No matter where the passage leads to in Hanyuan Hall, there will be people guarding it, including the way out of the palace, so there is no fear of people running around.
Li Xiuzhu walked casually and suddenly came to a side hall. The decoration of that side hall was completely different from the one in the flower room before. It looked very high-end at first glance.
Li Xiuzhu pushed it curiously, and the door opened effortlessly.
Li Xiuzhu listened along the crack in the door. Although there was the noise of gongs and drums outside the city, with the help of external forces, he could still accurately tell whether there was anyone inside.
No one's.
Li Xiuzhu hesitated for a moment, thinking that the palace maid just said that she could just stroll around, so that should be fine, right?