Chapter 29 When does it cost money to go to the brothel?
Chapter 29 When does it cost money to go to a brothel?
Author: Angry Little Heizi
Chapter 29 When does it cost money to go to a brothel?
"Pfft~"
Jin Ping understood. This uncle was woken up by Yin Ping's belly. She had to thank Yin Ping's belly, otherwise she would have turned into a black bottle today.
"What are you laughing at?"
The sudden sound startled Jin Ping and Yin Ping.
"Miss!"
"Miss!"
"Well, Jin Ping, what were you laughing at just now? But is there anything funny?"
Hearing this, Jin Ping laughed again when she thought about what happened before, but she didn't dare to hide it. She smiled and said, "I'm laughing. Although I guarded against the people outside and didn't wake up my uncle, I didn't expect that my uncle would be killed."
The sound of Yin Ping's hungry stomach woke me up."
Fu Yuehua also laughed a little when he heard this, it was indeed interesting.
"There's nothing to do. Let's go have dinner. Remember to carry your aunt to Yin Ping." After speaking, Li Xiuzhu took Yin Ping and left. Jin Ping and Yin Ping were stunned.
The smile on Fu Yuehua's face disappeared immediately, and he looked at Li Xiuzhu with squinted eyes, a sneer appearing at the corner of his mouth.
You bastard, are you hiding from me or the tigress? Is I so scary?
She had discovered that she really couldn't see Li Xiuzhu, otherwise she wouldn't be able to suppress her blood pressure.
I obviously wanted to give myself to this bastard more than once, but this bastard always gave me the ability to change my mind.
Very good, you successfully broke all my plans.
Meet the moon? Baby?
I want to see if your moon-loving little baby loves you that much under the pressure of my prime minister.
"Jin Ping, go see my uncle and Yin Ping. After they go out, come and notify me immediately."
"Yes, miss!"
At this time, Jin Ping still had the same playful look as before, he didn't dare to show his anger, just like a little quail.
The cold air pressure next to the young lady was already telling Jin Ping that the young lady was very angry now, and it was best to behave with your tail between your legs.
Fu Yuehua turned around and walked towards the room. He was going to meet his love rival soon, and he had to be in the best condition to attack the enemy.
Fu Yuehua, who rarely wears makeup such as rouge, gouache, eyebrow pencil, and blush, becomes more determined to win.
"Hey, I don't know if that little girl is angry or not, but I don't have time to argue with her for too long."
"When I see Nong Yue today, I must turn her into a young woman."
"As for the silver bottle, let her buy something fun for my second, third, and fourth aunts."
"Little girl, your three sisters are all in my hands, what do you want to do with me..."
Fu Yuehua narrowed his eyes and suddenly laughed angrily.
This bastard actually kidnapped his three younger sisters to fight against her.
Li Xiuzhu, do you think this is a game of comparing numbers? You know nothing about rights. The three little aunts you have high hopes for are just three little quails who can't even protect themselves.
Although Fu Yuehua didn't hear what he said next, he didn't take it seriously at all.
In the face of absolute strength, any means is a joke.
At this time, the corners of Li Xiuzhu's mouth were slightly curved.
Test, second step, start!
Yes, since Li Xiuzhu has become suspicious, he will not just give up casually.
Of course, he didn't want to expose Fu Yuehua's ability to hear his voice. As an ambitious son-in-law, he preferred to use tricks in exchange for more benefits.
What he had to do was first make sure that Fu Yuehua could hear his voice, and then test how far the distance was.
As for infinite distance, it is impossible, otherwise the other party would have stopped him from going to the brothel.
After finishing his meal and some distance away from the Prime Minister's Mansion, Li Xiuzhu looked behind him.
This distance was already three hundred meters from the Prime Minister's Mansion, Li Xiuzhu thought to himself secretly.
That little girl knew that I came to the brothel before, so she might not be able to find me, so she would come to the brothel to look for me. This would be so embarrassing if I was trapped in the bed.
We can't let that little bitch catch me and Nong Yue. There happens to be an inn in front of Shanglin Garden, so why don't we go there.
After Li Xiuzhu thought about it, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. It was a smile that showed he was sure of victory, but his heart was blank and he didn't think about anything.
"Uncle, where are we going?"
"Borthello!"
"Ah? Brothel?"
I'm so embarrassed, I didn't expect that my cheap husband would dare to go to a brothel. If he was discovered, he would be grounded again.
"No, uncle, can we not go? I'm afraid I won't be able to explain it to the lady."
"What are you going to tell me? If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, who knows?"
Upon hearing this, Yin Ping looked outside the carriage, then blinked at Li Xiuzhu with big eyes.
Li Xiuzhu: "..."
At this moment, Li Xiuzhu really hated that he was so smart that he could understand Yin Ping's look at the fool.
"Ahem, how about we bury the coachman's body later, so that only the two of us know about it."
Coachman:???
When a person is sitting at home, a pot comes from the sky? What do you two old men care about me?
"Aunt...Uncle, I can hear you!"
"Well, you can indeed hear. It's not in vain for me to test you once. Since you are not deaf, then I can only silence you."
Coachman:???Where did I get the black question mark on my forehead?
"Uncle, why don't you stop me first? I can swear on my mother's life that I will never tell anyone about my uncle's whereabouts."
"And after I drop you off, uncle, I will find a regular place next door to sit for a while. When you show up, uncle, I will pick you up and take you back to your home. Do you think this is okay?"
Hiss~ Are you so smart? Is this the great wisdom of a little person?
"Ahem, since you said so, I'll give you a chance."
After reading the strange conversation between the two, Yin Ping took a long time to react, and asked with a grimace: "Sister-in-law, do you have to go? If you have any needs, Yin Ping can also meet my needs."
"Be good, you'll know when we get there."
Hearing this, Yin Ping's face became even more bitter, it was over now.
Think about how to deceive the lady first, otherwise you will definitely not be able to deceive the lady if you are not prepared.
The moment he approached Shanglin Garden, Yin Ping's expression suddenly changed and he immediately smiled.
"Uncle, we don't seem to have any money. I asked the young lady to give me one hundred taels, but the young lady hasn't given it to my uncle yet, so why don't we go."
"The coachman..."
Without waiting for Yin Ping to finish speaking, Li Xiuzhu grabbed Yin Ping and asked the coachman to go back, and said, "When did your uncle spend money when he went to a brothel? Coachman, keep walking, haven't you arrived yet?"
Upon hearing this, Yin Ping looked at Li Xiuzhu and blinked.
Master, didn't you just go once in total? What's with the momentum of going there countless times? Could it be that you hid it well and deceived everyone?
"Uncle, we are almost there, there are still about two hundred meters to go."
After hearing this, Li Xiuzhu opened the car curtain and took a look. After remembering the general appearance of the surroundings, he said, "Coachman, I forgot to ask you what your name is? I always call you Coachman. I'm afraid I won't be able to remember you."
It’s okay if you can’t remember me. Why do you remember me? Do you want to trick me and put up a sign for me?
Although the coachman didn't want to say anything, he really couldn't help but answer.
"My surname is Ma, and my single name is Yun. My uncle can call me Lao Ma from now on."
Ma Yun? Nowadays, all drivers use such awesome names?
If I had known earlier, I should have used Li Xiuzhu. I should have just used Mingma Daddy to take advantage of everyone.
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