Chapter 295 Li Liuli: He feels like a bt to everyone
Author: Angry Little Heizi
Chapter 295 Li Liuli: He feels like a bt to everyone
"No, no, he has tried the Dragon and Tiger Pill. If the Dragon and Tiger Pill is real, how can the Zhuyan Pill be fake?"
Li Xiuzhu smiled disdainfully upon hearing this.
"Dragon Tiger Pill?"
"Can you give me the elixir for seven times a night?"
"You're laughing so hard. He can prepare more than a dozen kinds of Zhitinglang's medicine for me, which will make me feel so good that I'll die."
Speaking of that, Li Xiuzhu suddenly thought of something interesting. He suddenly said to Du Sanniang, "Let's lock him up later. He suddenly thought of something interesting."
Du Sanniang was startled again. How could that person change his orders day by day?
Bu Nao didn't care. She had already seen that the man was not going to have a good time. Instead, she was looking forward to Li Xiuzhu's operation.
"OK!"
Fang Siming was relieved when he heard that all his limbs were saved.
No matter what happens next, at least you can save it now. If you save it, things will turn around.
Fang Siming did not intend to leave and wait for death. He was thinking about what conditions Li Xiuzhu would ask for before letting him go.
At this time, he was a little annoyed about his greed. Why was he so obsessed with that little girl Li Liuli?
No, I don't like him either, otherwise that girl's skin is so pretty.
If not, please ask Sanniang, who will definitely not make Brother Li angry.
At this time, he calmed down and came to his senses.
Li Xiuzhu was probably trying to scare him. He was definitely angry that he had seduced the princess.
What a mistake!
Hey, Li Xiuzhu is very angry right now. Why don't you think about how to calm Brother Li down first?
Just wait until Li Xiuzhu's anger subsides before asking Sanniang.
He already has such a beautiful princess, so Sanniang will definitely not take it to heart.
I don’t know if my father will come looking for me if he knows that he is lost. I probably will.
Now that he had calmed down, he was not so afraid. His father was a bachelor of the Hanlin Academy. Although he had no rank, he was an attendant of the prince and could be admitted to the palace to meet the emperor.
After three years of service, he can go out to serve as an official. Not to mention his rank, let alone the third rank, he can also be a serious second-generation official.
So Calm Donglai didn't believe that Li Xiuzhu dared to kill him at will.
At the same time, Li Liuli looked at her husband curiously and asked, "Husband, how do I plan to deal with that guy?"
"Well, should I let him go? Then he won't listen to me."
Li Xiuzhu laughed amusedly when he heard this: "What made me have the illusion that my husband is easy to bully?"
When Li Liuli heard what Li Xiuzhu said, instead of being unhappy, she said with a smile: "He knew that I couldn't stand my husband, so he dealt with him."
As he spoke, Li Liuli blinked his big eyes and said weakly: "Husband, I really don't blame him."
Li Xiuzhu, who saw through Li Liuli's little thoughts at a glance, said calmly: "I will be punished to warm his bed tomorrow night."
"Okay, just obey me. Mr. Bu Nao, I have to tell him how I plan to punish the man named Fang."
Li Xiuzhu smiled when he heard this.
"He doesn't like tiger and wolf medicine, so I'll prepare some for him."
"Then lock him up and give him the sow."
"I'll give him two pieces of chicken the next day, but I won't be able to withstand his bullying if I give him one piece of chicken."
"On the third day, I gave him two big carps."
"On the fourth day, we will give him a wild dog, a big dog if he is lucky, and a male if he is lucky."
"Assign him a mule in heat on the fifth day."
"On the sixth day, arrange a breeding stallion for him."
Li Liuli and the three girls immediately had a picture in their mind after hearing this, and couldn't help but shudder. They had to admit that her husband's move was so destructive.
I don't know if they have a few minor issues.
Li Liuli asked first: "Husband, what I said earlier is very understandable to him, but why are you looking for a male dog later? And the mule and stallion should also be male, right?"
"Is it true that someone named Fang is allowed to make a smelly place?"
As he talked, Li Liuli made up the pictures again in his mind, and couldn't help but shudder.
At that time, Du Sanniang asked strangely: "The wild dog is so fierce, are you afraid that he will be bitten to death? No, they can help him immobilize him first, so that he can operate more easily."
"Can we fix the mule and the horse? The mule and the horse are so tall, even if they help him fix them, they still have to give him a stool before he can operate them, right? Isn't it too troublesome?"
Fu Yuehua covered her head and looked at the two bt girls, a little unbelievable how such a beautiful person could say such strange words.
"It's over. Those two little guys have been led astray by their husbands. Look what strange women they have become."
"Please let the two little girls stay away from him."
Li Xiuzhu:......
Although Li Xiuzhu was speechless, he was speechless. At that time, he suddenly understood Fu Yuehua's previous feelings.
If you hear your own unfriendly voice, you should pretend you didn't hear it, let alone cause trouble or feel aggrieved.
Are those two women the ones he brought?
When Li Xiuzhu pretended to be nonchalant about Li Liuli, Du Sanniang smiled evilly.
"Who said they asked for help to fix him? Why couldn't they help those wild dogs and mules to fix him?"
"ah?"
"ah???"
"ah!!!"
The three sounds of ah in a row represent the different and complex mentalities of the three people.
Li Liuli didn't expect such an operation, which made her feel like her eyes were shining brightly.
Du Sanniang didn't expect it, and was a little confused at the same time. Baqian, being a mule, is a very stud.
Has she ever seen how big the horses at home are and how big they can be?
Fu Yuehua was stunned. At that moment, he felt a little sympathy for Fang Siming.
Fang Siming, who longs for good things, has no idea what kind of tragedy will await him in the future. If he knew, he would want to die.
Li Xiuzhu looked at Du Sanniang and continued: "Sanniang, so I will remove Fang Siming's bones from the fourth day, so that he will not struggle and it will be easier for me to operate."
Du Sanniang's face turned red when she heard this. She looked to the side embarrassedly and asked, "Can't we let the guards do it?"
"I'm not a virgin, but I don't want to see such dirty things."
Li Xiuzhu shrugged and said: "Of course I can arrange it how to operate it. Then I am the housekeeper of the family. Who can he talk to if he doesn't tell me?"
"Well, I'll arrange for the animals he mentioned first. Others are easy to find. Please tell me if the mules and stallions are in heat, please contact me."
"Very wild dogs need to be fed in advance so that they can build up their strength before they can work."
"In addition, help him prepare silver potato, dodder, cynomorium, polygonatum, curculigo, schisandra... half a catty each."
"In addition, there are two ox whips, tiger whips, beef loins, and lamb loins..."
Good guy, let’s just say it’s a lethal dose, right?
Du Sanniang's mouth twitched when she heard this, but she nodded.
"There are a lot of things. I beg him to write them all down, otherwise he might forget them."
"Okay, he can just write to me when I get to the study later."