Chapter 6 You haven't heard the earthy love story, have you?
Chapter 6 Have you never heard of earthy love stories?
Author: Angry Little Heizi
Chapter 6 Have you never heard of earthy love stories?
"Compared with yellow and white things, I naturally prefer the moon. Who wouldn't like this fairy-like person like my sister?"
"But the most valuable thing about a person is self-awareness. The way Nong Yue looks at me is different from other women."
"If there is love and lust in your eyes, I will naturally not miss it, but I only see fun and sincerity in your eyes."
"Yes, that's sincerity!"
"It's strange. They say that brothel girls are ruthless and show no meaning, but I see sincerity in your eyes."
After Li Xiuzhu finished speaking, he chuckled to himself, and then said, "Do you think I'm blind?"
...Is that okay if you ask me this? If I say you are blind, wouldn’t it mean that I am the heartless one?
"I don't know whether I'm blind or not, but if you don't ask, how do you know that I won't sleep with you?"
"What if I do?"
Li Xiuzhu was startled, and looked at the face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling and was a little speechless.
It’s okay to block me with my words!
And you clearly know that she is teasing you, but it just gives you the illusion that you are only one step away from sleeping with her.
However, there are generally two situations in this situation. One is an old acquaintance, and she is willing to sleep with you to break the deadlock through jokes.
One is that people are not familiar with you and are simply teasing you. Even if you open your mouth, they will not agree.
But the question is, two taels of meat are indispensable. What if it happens?
He had never seen such a beautiful woman in his previous life.
"Then if I satisfy Nong Yue's curiosity, will Nong Yue be willing to sleep with me?"
Nong Yue smiled when she heard this, and her smile was extremely bright, but there was a bored look in her eyes, as if the answer did not surprise her at all.
"I thought you wouldn't speak. You said you could see things in my eyes. You probably couldn't see the teasing in my eyes."
Li Xiuzhu shrugged.
"I saw it, it's so obvious. But everything is possible, just in case. You can't let the opportunity slip away just to save face. After all, Nong Yue is a person with my aesthetic taste."
"But I'm curious about Miss Nong Yue's see-through boredom."
It's quite interesting to say this, and my interest in moonlighting suddenly came back a lot.
"You are so sincere! If ordinary people were exposed, they would probably make all kinds of excuses in front of me."
"As for being boring... I've met so many people, seen too many lies, and listened to too many sweet words. I'm not interested in them anymore."
"It's like a young man named Li said that he admires me, admires me, and wants me to wait for him for two years, and then come and marry me when he wins the first prize."
"The next day, Mr. Sun also said it, and Mr. Wang also said it."
"For another example, someone said that his family was in decline and he had no money now. He hoped that I could wait for him for two years. He is now in business and will definitely earn enough money to redeem me."
"But similarly, within a few days, Mr. Sun, Mr. Li, and Mr. Zhao all said it."
“It may be quite touching when you first listen to it, but after a lot of listening, all that’s left is numbness.”
"Slowly, I understood what they meant. They just wanted me to work hard with them. First, let me sleep with them, then help them develop, and finally repay me."
"It's quite fun, isn't it? It's a pity that I'm not a fool. Maybe if I were a little bit stupid, that would be it."
"The clearer I see the result, the calmer my heart becomes. Gradually... maybe I will become one of those ruthless and unjust people in your heart."
After saying that, Nong Yue seemed to have suddenly recovered from her emotions. A smile appeared on her face and she said playfully: "I haven't heard any new love words for a long time. Well, if you can say a few words,
How about just saying some love words that no one else has ever said, and I'll sleep with you?"
"However, I only give you one chance. If you can't seize it, you can't blame me."
At this moment, Cuiyun knocked on the door.
"Sister, the food is ready."
When Nongyue got up and opened the door, she turned to Li Xiuzhu and smiled: "Eat first, just tell me when you're done."
As the largest brothel that sells gold, the food at Shanglin Garden is not much better than that of the imperial chef, but it is not much different.
Therefore, Li Xiuzhu also enjoyed the delicious food. As for the words of love, Li Xiuzhu seemed to have forgotten them long ago.
At this time, Nong Yue clenched her chin and looked at Li Xiuzhu, who showed no signs of eating but looked cheerful, and smiled. This smile was no longer so charming, but a smile with warmth.
"Huh, you're done eating, why don't you eat it? I didn't touch these vegetables very much!"
Hearing this, the smile on Nong Yue's lips froze.
Thank you. I don’t eat vegetables. I like meat.
"It's okay, I'm not very hungry. How about it? Have you thought of a love story? If not, you won't be able to stay with me tonight."
Li Xiuzhu smiled when he heard this. He came from a world of information explosion, how could he be stumped by this?
He really can't guarantee whether there are other serious ones, but when it comes to love words, he knows that there is one type that is absolutely impossible to be serious.
Scholars can't afford to lose face like that, and kids from rich families can't think of such love words.
Li Xiuzhu walked to the window and looked at the big moon in the sky.
"Do you know the difference between you and the moon?"
Nong Yue was startled, walked to the window, and looked at the moon in confusion.
Shouldn't Li Xiuzhu praise me at this time? Why don't he act according to common sense? But I have a month in my flower name, is that it? That's it?
"What's the difference? They both have months?"
"No, the difference is that the moon is in the sky, and you are in my heart."
Confused! This was the first time that Nong Yue heard such love words, and she was stunned for a moment.
At this time, Li Xiuzhu continued: "Now the choice is in your hands. You can say that you have heard it, or you can say that you have not heard it. No matter which answer, I believe you."
Nong Yue was paused when she heard the words. This made it harder for her to lie.
If Nong Yue came from later generations, he would have to say: You are the sixth child!
"Huh~ Indeed, Nong Yue has never heard Mr. Li's love words!"
"But it's a pity, I was just teasing you, my Tiankui is here."
"If the young master doesn't mind, Nong Yue is willing to keep his word."
Tiankui is the filthiest blood of women, and even represents bad luck and evil. In some ghost novels, this blood can even be used to defile fairy instruments and bodies.
Nongyue didn't believe that Li Xiuzhu would do something to her. This was something that no one would touch except a lecherous thief.
However, Li Xiuzhu's next words made Nong Yue pause.
"Then it seems that Nong Yue has admitted it."
"That's good. Please prepare a bucket of hot water for me. I'll also take a bath. I can't be too abrupt."
Is this going to be a bloody battle? Nong Yue's eyes changed, and she was no longer so interested in looking at Li Xiuzhu.
But when it comes to disgust, I don’t have it! After all, Li Xiuzhu’s good looks and good impression just now are there.
Unexpectedly, he turned out to be a lewd evil spirit. Nong Yue sighed in her heart, which was a pity.
However, Nong Yue did not go back on her word. It was not given to anyone. It is rare to meet someone who has a good impression. Of course, I don’t know how much of this good impression is left now.