Chapter 67 The old man has never been so humiliated in his life
Chapter 67 I have never suffered such humiliation in my life
Author: Angry Little Heizi
Chapter 67 I have never suffered such humiliation in my life
Just when the competition was set, Shen Youwei suddenly said: "Please wait, today is the day when Youwei comes out of the cabinet to choose a son-in-law. Isn't it inappropriate for everyone to do this?"
At this moment, everyone frowned. Although we are here for you, do you have the right to speak here as an actor?
Do you know what it means that a scholar-bureaucrat should not be insulted?
Do you know the character of a scholar?
But before they could exchange harsh words, Shen Youwei had already spoken again: "So Youwei plans to change the rules. I think everyone will have no objection to this poem being ranked first. In this way, the layman will win the round."
"In the next three written tests, as long as Mr. Layman wins two more, Youwei will be on the bed waiting for you. If you win, each win will be counted as one question. If it is a draw, Youwei will ask another question."
It turns out that this is the case. At this moment, these scholars relaxed their brows. Competition is the most important thing, and it doesn't matter if people participate.
Otherwise, after today's competition, I might not have enough time to participate in Shen Youwei's cabinet issues later.
However, no one took it seriously. Choosing a son-in-law is not something that can be done in a day. It usually takes two or three months.
"Okay, I'll just follow you and everyone, Youwei."
"But first we need to select candidates for the competition, and we also ask Youwei and everyone to prepare for the venue."
Shen Youwei suddenly smiled and said, "Youwei will prepare now."
"Brother-in-law, do I want to go down?"
Although her brother-in-law endorsed it, Fu Yunshuang was still nervous when things came to a close.
Especially when you think about going down, it's easy to reveal your secret.
"No, if I'm not wrong, there will probably be three of them competing with you. Then you can just say it's too troublesome and ask them to come together. The view from above will be clearer."
"If they are a man, you just think you don't like men, and then you hug Sister Nongyue and cling to her."
"If they insist on letting you go down, you can say that you are timid and you are scared because so many people are surrounding you. Just ask them if they want to affect your performance and try to defeat you."
As soon as Li Xiuzhu said his method, the four women thought about it at the same time and realized that there was really no reason to let Fu Yunshuang go down.
Just when the four girls were sighing at Li Xiuzhu's powerful method, a voice came from below.
As expected by Li Xiuzhu, the people below selected three representative figures.
"I, Sun Siyi, a scholar-bureaucrat who was a Jinshi scholar in the Jiawu Year, would like to compare poems with you."
This is the uncle who was shouting just now. He is at least the same age as his father-in-law.
"This is Jinke Tanhua Wang Yangming, competing with you."
"This is Jian Yisheng, a disciple of the national player Liao Sicai, competing against you in Go."
As soon as the identities of the three people were revealed, a full sense of pressure suddenly came, but it was not for Li Xiuzhu, but for Fu Yunshuang.
Fu Yunshuang frowned slightly, but she was the Prime Minister's daughter after all. She was not only smart, but also quite elegant.
"Okay, then let's not waste time. If I beat you three, I will have sex with Youwei and everyone. You three can come together. I won't go down. I can see clearly from upstairs. "
Shen Youwei's face turned red when she heard this, she glanced at Fu Yunshuang shyly, and said nothing.
"Arrogant, arrogant kid." Sun Siyi was furious for a moment, blowing her beard and staring in anger.
"I have never been so insulted in my life."
Li Xiuzhu subconsciously spoke after hearing this.
"Then you've suffered it now!"
Fu Yunshuang felt numb immediately after hearing this, and beads of sweat came out on her head. Is it really okay to say that?
But out of trust for her brother-in-law, Fu Yunshuang still pretended to be calm and said calmly: "Then you have suffered it now."
"Pfft~"
"Hahaha~"
"Have you experienced this now? Hahahaha!"
Li Xiuzhu was also numb. Was he okay subconsciously?
God, you have endured it now.
At this time, the four Li Biyao girls could not stop laughing. Fu Yunshuang, the person involved, had a sullen face. Although he was suppressing his blush, he did not laugh.
"You...you..."
"Young kid, you want to piss me off to death and win without a fight? Bah, you're just dreaming... I won't be fooled by you."
"If you lose, you must kowtow and offer tea to me to apologize."
this……
Li Xiuzhu frowned slightly when he heard this.
"Yes, but you don't deserve it."
"Besides, the bet is mutual, right? If Master Sun loses, I hope Master Sun can kowtow and serve tea to apologize."
"If there are no other requirements, let's get started. Don't be nagging like a sissy."
Fu Yunshuang is also a little angry. He actually wants to kowtow. Are you worthy?
Immediately, I copied Li Xiuzhu's words.
"Okay, if you want to die, then we will help you."
After Sun Siyi finished speaking, she stood in front of a desk.
The other two people looked at each other and stood over.
Li Xiuzhu saw this and said softly: "Let them come up with the questions and take the lead."
Are we about to start? Fu Yunshuang took a deep breath.
"You go ahead and ask the question first, don't say I bully you."
The three of them looked at each other, none of them were modest, especially Master Sun.
He was still very cautious with a just-in-case attitude.
"This is what you said. Since August 15th is coming soon, how about we write a poem with the bright moon as its title."
August 15th was approaching, and he had already prepared a poem about the bright moon.
"Can."
At this time, Wang Yangming on the side said: "Since the young layman asked us to come up with a question, I would be disrespectful."
"I have something to say, little layman, please listen."
"Top pair: Yansuo Pondliu!"
After finishing speaking, Wang Yangming explained with a slight complacency: "Don't underestimate this sentence, it contains..."
"Dengxi Jinzhou City"
Wang Yangming hesitated for a moment before his words reached his lips. After thinking about it carefully, he found that they were indeed similar to metal, wood, water, fire, and earth.
Not only that, it’s also right and neat.
But this...it's a shame that I can finish pretending like this!
Li Xiuzhu didn't expect to hear this couplet either.
But he is right, this couple has been played to pieces, how can they still be absolute for eternity?
How about burning peach blossoms on the Jinjiang River embankment? How about covering the towers with lanterns? How about fishing and fishing on the embankment of autumn trees?
Sprinkle some water!
But Wang Yangming was not willing to admit defeat like this.
"The little layman is really powerful. He easily defeated my Five Elements Pair of Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth, but I still have it."
"Please listen to the question."
"If there are insects in the water, it will be turbid; if there are fish in the water, there will be fishing. Water, water, water, rivers and lakes."
As soon as Wang Yangming finished speaking, Fu Yunshuang's voice came from upstairs.
"Under the wood is the foundation, above the wood is the end. The wood is wood, and the trees are full of pines, cypresses, and camphors."
this……
"I still have..."
"The moon is full and the moon is waning, the moon is waning and the moon is full, year after year, twilight and morning, the sun will not be seen until the end of the night."
Li Xiuzhu has already opened the wordless book. How can this kind of problem still be difficult for him?
"Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and flowers bloom, summer, summer, autumn, summer and cool, and spring comes after the harsh winter."
Li Xiuzhu's previous action of opening the book was so abrupt that all the women except Fu Yunshuang looked over.
But looking over, they were stunned for a moment.
Because there are no words in the book, it's just blank paper.
At this time, Li Xiuzhu didn't wait for Wang Yangming to continue and said softly: "It's our turn to come up with the question."
Fu Yunshuang's eyes suddenly lit up and she interrupted Wang Yangming who was about to ask a question.
"Wait a minute, you've already answered three questions in a row, why should I answer the fourth question?"
Wang Yangming suddenly felt a little embarrassed. You should know that the competition between this pair is basically one person per question.
"Sir, please ask a question!"
This time Wang Yangming didn't look any younger and was impressed by Fu Yunshuang's talent and learning.
At this time, Li Xiuzhu's voice sounded behind Fu Yunshuang again.
Fu Yunshuang was stunned for a moment, then read it out.
"The clouds are Chao Chao Chao, Chao Zhao Chao Chao Chao, Chao Zhao Chao Chao Chao Chao."