"Ahem! Brother Simu, if you don't know how to drive, don't come here and drive blindly, okay? There are cliffs in front of you, and you step on the accelerator and ask you to step on the brakes. The one in the middle of you is the brake."
"Ah, I was stepping on the accelerator and the brake. I thought the one next to me was the brake. Hahaha, well, let's stop arguing now and quickly see if anyone is injured!"
The Taoist changed the topic. After he finished speaking, everyone saw a Taoist opening the car door from the driver's seat, then falling from the second floor and overwhelming a group of Western missionaries.
He stood up as if nothing had happened, patted the non-existent dust on his body, and then saw Uncle Jiu and said, "What a coincidence, senior brother, you are here too!"
Then Lin Heng, who was on the second floor, took the Kaiju Beast back, jumped down from the second floor gracefully, and once again trampled down the group of preachers who were about to get up.
"Brother Ninth, I haven't seen you for a long time. I came to visit you suddenly. I won't blame you, right?"
Uncle Jiu suppressed a smile, and his whole face began to deform: "No, it's okay, by the way, why are you here suddenly?"
"Oh, I have nothing to do lately, so I came to see you."
Si Muxin said it so bluntly that Lin Heng was speechless.
Uncle Jiu thought it was normal. His junior brother's eyes often looked like this, so he was not surprised.
"Hey, hey, hey! You guys damaged the church and injured your father. Don't you have any respect for God?"
Lin Heng and the others turned around and saw a large expanse of white snow. Fortunately, the three of them were Taoists and their concentration was amazing. Uncle Jiu closed his eyes and recited the Tao Te Ching. Lin Heng and his eyes were straight.
They looked at it in confusion, but before they could see clearly, a dog-like man wearing glasses stepped forward and blocked the beautiful scenery in the world.
"Yes, you are still cultivators and have no respect for God. You must be charlatans!"
Lin Heng took out a handful of banknotes, worth up to ten thousand yuan, spread them out and hit the other person's face one after another, saying: "What we just did was wrong, take the money and look at the injury.
Repair the church. And the gods we believe in are not foreign gods."
Then Lin Heng turned to those gentlemen and nobles and said, "See if it's useful for you to wear a suit and tie. Following such a big boss, it's shit!"
After saying that, Lin Heng threw the money in the atonement box and took Uncle Jiu and the others away without looking back.
Lin Heng's generous move calmed them down. When no one was around, he said with envy: "Fuck, I've learned, I've learned. I'll do this again when I get rich. It's amazing."
Uncle Jiu looked distressed.
"Senior brother, don't worry, you have forgotten that I am the master of Xiaoyao Guanfang City."
When Uncle Jiu heard this, he immediately felt less distressed. According to statistics from an unknown person (Tianji Taoist), Xiaoyaoguan has surpassed Longhu Mountain to become the largest market in the spiritual world. The amount of money they make every day is devaluing the speed at which they make money.
Not long after, Uncle Jiu brought Lin Heng and the others to his dojo. At this time, Uncle Jiu had already moved into the town. Lin Heng opened the door and saw Chang Wei calling Fu again.
It wasn't a young man who looked exactly like Chang Wei who was beating a little black dog. He muttered: "Damn little black dog, you actually bitten my socks again."
"Cough!" Uncle Jiu couldn't help coughing when he saw this situation.
The young man stood up immediately, turned to Uncle Jiu and said, "Good morning, Master. Wow, you went out so early. Hello, Uncle Four Eyes. Who is this?"
"This is my good friend Taoist Master Wu Lei, Lin Heng. You can just call him Taoist Master Wu Lei. This is my disciple Zou Xing. I also have another disciple named Wang Yue. Fellow Taoist Lin Heng calls him A Xing.
, Ayue will do."
Lin Heng nodded, while Zou Xing was a little skeptical. After all, Lin Heng was too young and looked much younger than Uncle Jiu and the others. However, his master had already spoken, so he could only assign Lin Heng's seniority to
Lifted up.
Uncle Jiu immediately took out a few big pieces and gave them to Zou Xing, asking him to go out and buy some steamed buns and fried dough sticks.
Not long after, Zou Xing came back with a girl, who was none other than Uncle Jiu's other apprentice, Wang Yue. She looked longingly at the steamed buns and soy milk in Zou Xing's hand.
Uncle Jiu coughed twice when he saw it, and then said: "I live in a remote and remote country and don't have much food to entertain Junior Brother and Fellow Taoist Lin Heng. I hope you'll forgive me."
Before they finished speaking, Zou Xing and Wang Yue were like starving ghosts, and the number of buns on the table was decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Lin Heng and Si Mu just drank a glass of soy milk in embarrassment. Seeing how starving they were, they couldn't bear to compete with them for food.
Uncle Jiu could no longer hold back any longer. The thing he feared most still happened. He coughed twice again to remind his apprentice.
"Master, why are you coughing so badly today? Are you sick? Hmm~"
After Zou Xing finished speaking, he gagged his mouth again.
Uncle Jiu suddenly showed a charming smile at this time. He imitated Lin Heng and others and drank soy milk.
After a while, thirty large meat buns were swept away by them. Uncle Jiu saw them finish eating and asked cheerfully:
"Are you full? If not, you can buy more."
After drinking the soy milk, Zou Xing and Wang Yue burped and nodded with satisfaction.
"I'm actually full. It's not good to sit like this in case of indigestion. Go and practice Baguazhang Zhuang Gong for me. It's not good if the time is short. Stick a stick of incense for me!"
Junior brother, fellow Taoist Lin Heng, I know there is a roast duck chef in this town who is said to be from Quanjude, Peking. His roast duck is very delicious, let’s go and try it!”
When Si Mu heard this, he immediately stood up and asked Uncle Jiu to lead the way. Both Wang Yue and Zou Xing saw the regret in each other's eyes.
If they had known they were going to eat roast duck, they wouldn't have eaten so much. Unfortunately, what they didn't know was that it was because they had finished eating that Uncle Jiu and the others went to eat roast duck.
Not long after, Lin Heng and the others came to a roast duck restaurant called Family Portrait.
Lin Heng smelled the aroma of roast duck before he entered. But last time he and he went to Peking to watch Yuan Shikai proclaim himself emperor, he took the time to go to Quanjude to eat roast duck.
In comparison, Quanjude roast duck emits more fragrance than its roast duck, and the fragrance at that time is much more fragrant than now.
But it’s normal. Depending on the water, soil, and materials, the taste will definitely be different. It just depends on how they made it.
After Lin Heng went in, he ordered one for each of them, and then ordered many other dishes. Uncle Jiu couldn't help but have a drop of sweat on his forehead after seeing it.
To be honest, with his Yang Shen Dacheng realm, he can live a very comfortable life wherever he goes. Unfortunately, Uncle Jiu has a world-wide mind and wants to help the world and save people. When he meets poor people who come to him for work, he sometimes even gives them money.
All this led him to live a frugal life, but Lin Heng didn't care about it. He tasted the roast duck that was served.
Well, Beier is authentic, that's called authentic. The other party has improved the sauce and heat based on the local duck, so it doesn't necessarily taste bad.
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