Author: Looking at the beauty after crossing the water
Chapter 78 Why am I in the coffin?
Fatty Wang BBQ Restaurant
"Boss, here are forty skewers of barbecue, two barrels of draft beer, six scones, one grilled fish, and four kidneys."
"Okay!"
The boss quickly picked up the paper and wrote it down.
At the wine table, Wang Bin and Zhang Yi actually couldn't eat anymore.
But He Dapeng on the side looked like he still had something to say.
This was the first time Wang Bin saw what it meant to be edible.
He has seen a lot of mukbang.
They say they can eat as much as they want, but in fact most of them are lies.
There are only a few people who insist on eating, and as a result, they become sick after a short time.
On the other hand, He Dapeng, after eating so much, still looked relaxed. This was not like he was pretending.
Wang Bin couldn't help but ask why He Dapeng didn't do a live broadcast.
Of course, the answer I got is still the same sentence... A gentleman will not eat what he comes to complain about.
Wang Bin disagreed in his heart, but he did not dare to offend him.
Just because Zhang Yi wanted to call the big man Peng Ge, Wang Bin naturally didn't dare to look down on him.
But later, Wang Bin felt familiar when he heard the name, and thought, isn't this the brother Zhang Yi introduced to him before?
But I got busy later and forgot about it for a while.
While He Dapeng was eating, he complained about Uncle Zeng, an old blind man.
He is said to be a wall of dirt that cannot be broken down, and he deserves to be cuckolded by his wife.
Zhang Yi could only keep nodding in agreement.
"Brother Peng, didn't you say you would be out for a week before coming back? Why did you come back so fast?"
Zhang Yi remembered that He Dapeng sent a message before, saying that he was taking his mother on a trip.
It will take a week to come back.
It's only been five days now.
"It's not fun, it's not delicious, and the roads are blocked. If I had known about it, I wouldn't have gone out."
When He Dapeng talked about this trip, he said he was deceived and there were only heads on the street.
Finally, Aunt Wang was tired and came back early.
"Brother Zhang, I plan to wait for my live broadcast to end and take a break. How about we go find a place with beautiful scenery? The food and accommodation are mine. I can just do some live broadcasts on the way."
Wang Bin had a small calculation in his mind.
In fact, he heard that there was a ruined temple on the top of Niuding Peak in the west. It seemed that someone had seen gods coming there.
"You go ahead. Brother Peng can think about it. Boss Wang is quite generous with his money."
After listening to Wang Bin's words, Zhang Yi had the idea of kicking this kid to death. He thought about eating but not about beating, right?
And ran out of the city??
If I could get out of the city, I could still stay here.
However, after thinking about it again, I felt that this was an opportunity, so I took over the conversation and recommended this job to He Dapeng.
"We don't need to live broadcast this. Just help them look around the place and move the equipment. It's all the money you earn with your own hands. How about it."
Although Wang Bin didn't know why Zhang Yi wanted this big man to follow him, he was a smart man and knew that Zhang Yi must have a reason for doing this.
As a good brother, I just need to support him without any brains.
Thinking of this, Wang Bin immediately agreed: "Yes, the salary here is very high and the work is simple. I just need to put in some effort."
"Is food and accommodation included?"
He Dapeng was a little moved. After all, the job of porter actually became boring after a long time.
But it's not that he hasn't thought about other jobs, but most jobs don't include food and accommodation, the salary is not enough, and his education is not high, so he has never been able to find a suitable job.
"Brother Peng, don't worry. If you follow me, Wang Bin, there will definitely be no shortage of food and accommodation."
"It doesn't have to be too good, as long as it's enough."
"Hahaha, no problem."
Wang Bin patted his chest and promised.
In fact, my heart is almost bursting with joy.
In today's world, it's hard to eat, but it's so easy to be full.
There is no commodity cheaper than food.
Not only can I get a labor force, but I also get an extra bodyguard.
The most important thing is that even if He Dapeng is not willing to do live broadcast.
But while you're eating, I'll take a video and post it, just by filming you eating, and I'll make enough money to pay your salary.
“The skewers are here!”
While we were talking, the boss had already brought out all the skewers.
"Boss, your business is not as hot as before today?" Wang Bin picked up a skewer and put it in his mouth.
The mutton skewers are grilled until they are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Sprinkled with secret seasoning, it tastes really good.
Usually, there is always a queue to eat barbecue here even late at night.
But today, Fatty Wang's shop seemed much deserted than before.
"Ha, there are times when business is difficult."
Fatty Wang smiled and left without saying anything else.
In fact, this situation has been going on for a week.
At first, Fatty Wang didn't know what was going on, until he took a stroll on his electric bike and discovered that several nearby barbecue restaurants were like this.
After further inquiries, I found out that another barbecue restaurant had opened not far away and had taken away all the business.
I heard that the taste of that barbecue restaurant is so good that after diners eat it once, they can no longer taste the taste of other barbecue restaurants.
As a result, the business of several nearby barbecue restaurants is getting worse and worse.
There was even a boss who didn't believe in evil and went to taste it himself, but he closed his barbecue restaurant immediately after he came back.
Fatty Wang didn't believe in evil and wanted to try it, but he never had the courage.
I heard from other people who have tried it that the taste is simply ecstasy. It is hard to overstate it.
Even if you suffer from anorexia, you will feel healed after eating this barbecue.
Although this rumor may be exaggerated.
But without exception, many master chefs who have been doing barbecue for more than ten years will feel that their skills of more than ten years are purely in vain after tasting it, and they don't even want to make barbecue anymore.
Fatty Wang is still confident in his craftsmanship of more than ten years, but he is also afraid that he will be shocked.
Let’s leave Fatty Wang alone for now.
Zhang Yi was very happy. Once Wang Bin took He Dapeng away, he wouldn't have to worry about He Dapeng coming to trouble him from time to time.
The three of them were eating and drinking when they suddenly heard the sound of gongs and drums.
Wang Bin stood up and took a look: "Damn it, it's bad luck!"
I saw a procession approaching in the distance, and it turned out to be a funeral procession.
"Why is there a funeral so late at night?"
Zhang Yi also frowned. He had never heard of funerals taking place in the middle of the night. It seemed that they didn't have such a rule here.
"some!"
Wang Bin sat down and explained to Zhang Yi: "People who died violently will have funerals at night, such as car accidents, homicides, suicides, executions, accidental work injuries, natural disasters, etc. People who died violently are not allowed to enter the ancestral graves, and can only be outside the graves near their ancestors."
Buried.”
Wang Bin is engaged in horror live broadcasts, and he will take the initiative to learn about some folk taboos.
On the one hand, it is to improve one's professional knowledge.
On the other hand, when you allow yourself to live broadcast, you can arrange it in a more presentable way.
The team did not pass here, but walked to another road.
Zhang Yi didn't take it to heart. There were too many people dying, so what's the big deal?
If you think about it this way, there are no ghosts who have died well in our store.
I hope my dad is like this too.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, strictly speaking, He Dapeng was the only one eating.
During this period, He Dapeng did not forget to quietly ask Zhang Yi who the girl he saw in the store today was and whether she had a boyfriend.
This gave Zhang Yi a bad feeling.
"Brother Peng? You can't be..."
He Dapeng lit a cigarette and did not answer. He just said with a smile: "I think she looks like my wife."
"Do you have a wife?"
"not yet!"
"Then what do you mean?"
"Wouldn't it be enough to marry her back?"
The corner of Zhang Yi's mouth twitched a few times, thinking, isn't this causing trouble? Yang Mei can stand it, but Yang Yan can't.
Immediately he could only say vaguely: "Well, Yang Mei, she has a boyfriend."
Zhang Yi originally wanted to use this to fool him.
Unexpectedly, He Dapeng didn't mean to care at all, and waved his hand: "Don't bother me. Although I am pedantic, I can read people very accurately. I think this girl is destined to me. I feel very familiar as soon as I see her.
It’s like we’ve known each other for a long, long time.”
"Brother Peng, you'd better save your love words for other girls later."
Zhang Yi refused to agree to help no matter what.
It's not that I have any intentions, it's just that this thing simply won't work.
They are not from the same species, so how can they be together?
When He Dapeng saw that Zhang Yi didn't agree, he didn't force himself any further. He just licked the strings and drank heavily, as if he didn't take the matter to heart.
Seeing that the time is getting later and later.
Zhang Yi settled the bill, good fellow, three people ate a thousand yuan.
Most of it was eaten by He Dapeng himself.
Ask Wang Bin to send He Dapeng back, while he fights separately.
I checked the radar on the software several times, but no car was placed.
It's already early in the morning, so the speed of ordering online ride-hailing is naturally not as fast as before.
Zhang Yi looked at the time on his phone and saw that it was already one o'clock in the morning. He was thinking about whether to go back and treat it as a drive.
Across the road, three old men walking suddenly stopped and tilted their heads to look at Zhang Yi. The old man at the head smiled brightly and said: "Little brother, could you please ask, what time is it now?"
Zhang Yi glanced at the three old men and found nothing unusual about them.
I just feel strange that it's so late. Nowadays, old people like to stay up late so much. Are they afraid that they will die too late?
He responded casually: "One twelve o'clock in the morning."
"oh!!"
The leader of the old man nodded: "That's the third watch. That's just right. As the saying goes, the King of Hell tells you to die at the third watch. Who can save people until the fifth watch? Little brother, have a good trip!"
After the old man finished speaking, the three of them lined up in a row, each holding something in their hands.
They are sail, stick and basin respectively.
The old man who was leading the group raised the pot in his hand and threw it hard in front of Zhang Yi.
There was a sound of "pop!"
Zhang Yi felt something bad in his heart, but it was too late. His eyes blurred, and he suddenly fell down, as if he had fallen into a deep pit. When he opened his eyes again, his eyes were pitch black, and there was a burst of banging.
Crying sounded in my ears.
Zhang Yi took a closer look and his face turned pale: "Why am I in the coffin?"