"Tobacco and alcohol are both traditional Chinese medicines. Didn't your grandfather teach you that?"
Jiang Zhonglou threw a betel nut into his mouth and chewed it. Then he threw the remaining betel nut into a copper medicine jar and started pounding it with a "ding, bang, bang" sound.
The scientific name of this medicine-pounding jar is "Pounding Copper", which is specially used to pound medicine, but Sanya uses it to pound garlic at noon...
After pounding for a while, Jiang Zhonglou threw the pumpkin seeds into the copper and pounded them together.
"You didn't even measure the dosage of betel nuts and pumpkin seeds, so you just grabbed a handful and used them as medicine?"
Lin Zisu frowned again.
"My hands are good at weighing, and they are even more accurate than Zhuzi!" Jiang Zhonglou said with a nonchalant smile.
"But... you just ate a lot of pumpkin seeds and chewed a betel nut. Wouldn't their dosage be less?" Lin Zisu was stunned.
"It's okay. Founder Pang Panghai also thinks I'm cheating him out of money. A smaller dose might not cure his disease, but it doesn't matter!" Jiang Zhonglou smiled lazily again.
"Chonglou, we are treating illnesses and saving people, but we can't be careless. Why are you acting like child's play?"
Lin Zisu sighed seriously.
Jiang Chonglou can fool around no matter how much he does, but he can't joke about treating illnesses and saving people.
"Don't worry! I have my own sense of discretion..."
Jiang Zhonglou said nonchalantly: "If you're okay, just help me peel some garlic!"
"Peel garlic?"
"Yes, garlic is also a traditional Chinese medicine, don't you know?"
"Um...how much should you peel off? How much dosage is needed?"
"Whatever, just peel off more..."
"this..."
Lin Zisu has been a doctor since she was a child. Her grandfather always warned her that human life is of paramount importance and that she must follow the rules when practicing medicine and not be careless at all.
When prescribing medication, be sure to know the dosage.
But Jiang Zhonglou actually did whatever he wanted with the dosage of medicinal materials.
Isn’t this too incredible?
However, seeing Jiang Zhonglou's confident look, Lin Zisu had no choice but to help him peel the garlic with suspicion...
"I bought something!"
After a while, Sanya bought a box of Hard China for more than 40 yuan and a bottle of Erguotou for more than 20 yuan.
"Okay, you go wash a piece of ginger and cut it into minced ginger!"
Jiang Zhonglou said to Sanya again.
"How big of ginger do you want?"
Although Sanya is stupid, she also knows that medicinal materials require dosage.
"Whatever, it depends on your mood."
Jiang Zhonglou continued pounding betel nuts.
"oh..."
Sanya picked up a piece of fresh ginger, peeled it, and cut it into minced ginger.
"alright..."
Jiang Zhonglou poured all the garlic peeled by Lin Zisu and the minced ginger from Sanya into the "copper pound", and pounded it into mud...
He opened the hard China again, rubbed the tobacco from the cigarette into the "pounded copper", and poured half of the bottle of Erguotou...
"Forehead..."
Lin Zisu looked at the messy medicinal soup in the copper pot and couldn't help but cover her nose.
This medicine can't help but have the pungent smell of wine, the spicy taste of garlic and ginger, the bitter taste of tobacco, and the cool taste of betel nut...
Mixed together, it’s not too sour and refreshing!
How can you still drink the huge sea?
Unexpectedly, this is not over yet...
I saw Jiang Zhonglou spit out the betel nut residue that he had been chewing for a long time into the medicinal soup with a "poof" sound.
"Uh...what are you doing?"
Lin Zisu frowned and said displeasedly: "Even if you don't like President Pang, you can't... bully him behind his back, right?"
"I'm not in the mood to bully him!"
"Then... why did you spit out the betel nut residue that you have been chewing for a long time into his medicine?"
"My saliva is a medicine guide, used to treat his illness."
Jiang Zhonglou smiled.
"Forehead..."
Lin Zisu was speechless.
He has never heard that saliva can be used as an introduction to medicine?
"It's done, let's give it to him to drink!"
Jiang Zhonglou found a big bowl and poured the disgusting medicinal soup that was in the "Pound Copper" into it.
Although these medicinal soups are disgusting, they look mysterious when poured into a clean bowl...
Jiang Zhonglou carried the bowl out of the kitchen and saw Pang Panghai, his wife, and a group of followers, all sitting in the consulting room at the entrance of Jian'ai Clinic, waiting.
"Drink it. After drinking this bowl of medicine, I guarantee that the poison will be eliminated!"
Jiang Zhonglou placed the bowl of strange medicine on the table in front of Pang Dahai.
A disgusting smell suddenly spread throughout the entire clinic...
"Um...what's in this medicine?"
Pang Panghai frowned and asked with a grimace.
"There is something I bought..."
Sanya spoke quickly and was about to reveal that the medicine contained tobacco and alcohol that she bought...
"This is my exclusive secret recipe. Of course I can't tell you the recipe!"
Jiang Zhonglou interrupted Sanya.
"This smell...isn't it too bad?"
Pang Panghai frowned: "It seems to smell of garlic and wine... I usually never eat garlic, and I rarely smoke or drink!"
"Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. If you want to cure the disease, you have to close your eyes, pinch your nose, and drink the whole bowl of medicine!"
Jiang Zhonglou sat lazily on a chair.
"this..."
Pang Panghai looked at the medicine in embarrassment, he really couldn't drink it.
"Dahai, you must listen to Mr. Jiang. In order to cure your illness, you must drink even the most unpleasant medicine!"
Mrs. Pang sighed: "If you are really good or bad, who can you expect from the Pang family's huge family fortune, me and the children?"
"this..."
After listening to his wife's words, Pang Panghai gritted his teeth, picked up the bowl of medicine, closed his eyes, and drank it!
For his own body, for his wife and children, and for the Pang family's business, he had no choice but to risk his life!
"Sanya, get the trash can and prepare it. He should be vomiting."
Jiang Chonglou saw that Pang Panghai had drunk the medicine, so he ordered Sanya.
"Um."
Sanya quickly fetched a trash can and placed it in front of Peng Dahai.
All I could hear was a loud "gurgling" sound coming from Pang Panghai's stomach, which could be heard by everyone in the consulting room.
"Well..."
Pang Panghai frowned and groaned, covering his stomach with both hands, as if he felt very uncomfortable.
"Mr. Jiang...what...is going on?"
Mrs. Pang asked worriedly.
"It's okay, it's just the Gu insect being forced by the power of my medicine, and it's a normal reaction for the Gu insect to be churning in his body." Jiang Zhonglou said calmly.
"this..."
Everyone looked at Pang Panghai with doubt, and Lin Zisu also frowned.
"Uh...wow!"
Suddenly, Pang Panghai leaned down and vomited into the trash can.
"Dahai, how are you?"
Mrs. Pang hurried over and helped Pang Hai caress her back.
But Pang Panghai bent over and vomited wildly, spitting out all the bowl of medicine he just drank.
He then wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, sat up straight and said, "Mr. Jiang, what kind of medicine is this? I vomited it all out within two minutes of drinking it. It's a complete torment!"
"Yes, Mr. Jiang, are you mistaken? This medicine... doesn't work at all!" Mrs. Pang said unhappily.
"Yes, but any medicine must be drunk into the stomach to be effective. I vomited it all out, what use is it?" Pang Panghai said angrily.
"Jiang Chonglou, you are a pest! You don't even have a medical qualification certificate, but you know how to treat shit!" Lin Xinyi scolded.
"That's right, if you don't know how to treat it, don't show off! If you cure President Pang, we will be in trouble again!" Liu Peilan scolded.
"Who said my medicine is useless? Look in the trash can!"