"Wow! This is Longdu! Brother Jiang, look, the sister on that billboard is so beautiful!"
Sanya lay on the car window, curiously looking at the sexy and enchanting beauties in the large-screen advertisement on the wall outside the window.
"This beauty is called Pearl. She is the most famous star in Longdu. I have seen many billboards of hers along the way!"
Guapi also looked at the pearls on the billboard lustfully, and said with a lewd smile: "Brother Jiang, don't just look at the beautiful women, be careful and drive the car into the ditch, hehe!"
"Uh... when we get to Longdu, we can't stop calling Brother Jiang nonsense, we have to change our name!" Jiang Chonglou said.
"Yes, we not only need to change our faces, but also our names!" Guapi nodded.
"Wow! That's great, Brother Jiang, please give us a new name!" Sanya even shouted excitedly.
"Well... let me call you Jingmo!"
Jiang Zhonglou thought for a while and said.
"Jingmo?"
"The original meaning of the word "京" is high building, which coincides with the heavy building in my name, and the character "Mo" coincides with the Mo family..."
Jiang Zhonglou thought: "The key thing is that the pronunciations of Jing and Jiang are similar, and there is no difference between Brother Jiang and Brother Jing. In this way, even if you forget to call him wrong sometimes, it doesn't matter!"
"Hmm...not bad!" Guapi nodded.
"Brother Jiang, is it time to give me a new name?"
Sanya was a little impatient.
"You just said it and you forgot? From now on, you will be called Brother Jing, not Brother Jiang!" Guapi corrected Sanya.
"Oh...I forgot in a hurry..."
Sanya smiled sheepishly: "Then...brother Jing, hurry up and give me a nice new name!"
"You...just call Yunxiang!"
"Cloud fragrance? Does it have any special meaning?" Sanya asked curiously, "Is it a very fragrant cloud?"
"No, the name of the flavored Chinese medicine is Kusanya, and it also has another name called Yunxiang..." Jiang Zhonglou thought, "Besides, Yunxiang sounds like the name of a little girl!"
"Well, not bad, it sounds pretty good!"
Sanya was very satisfied with her new name and said: "Then you should give Guapi a new name as well. His current name is too ugly!"
"The new name of Guapi..." Jiang Zhonglou paused and said, "Let's call it Kelp!"
"kelp?"
Guapi and Sanya both opened their eyes in surprise.
"Brother Jiang, you and Sanya both have nice names, why did you give me the unpleasant name of Kelp?" Guapi was speechless.
"You are so skinny and skinny, but you are so slippery when you run away. Don't you look like kelp?" Jiang Zhonglou said with a smile, "Besides, watermelon rinds and kelp are both food!"
"Uh...okay..."
Guapi accepted his new name depressedly.
"Keibei, you called me wrong just now. You called Brother Jing Brother Jiang!"
Sanya tried to call Guapi's new name seriously.
"Forehead..."
Guapi was speechless.
"Haha! Your name is so silly!" Sanya laughed happily.
"You don't look like a good person at first glance. Picking a nice name will only arouse suspicion, so this kelp name is the most suitable for you!" Jiang Zhonglou said with a smile.
"Okay, let's just use kelp, it's better than sea dogs and seahorses!" Guapi said with a smile.
"Wow! It's so late and there are so many people eating!"
Sanya looked out the car window and shouted again: "It makes me hungry too!"
Jiang Zhonglou turned around and saw a roast mutton stall on the roadside in front of him, with many people sitting around eating midnight snacks.
"Longbu is a big city. It's already three o'clock in the middle of the night, and there are still so many people eating midnight snacks!"
Guapi said: "Brother Jing, why don't we stop and have something to eat? After traveling for a day and a night, we just had a meal in the service area. I'm okay, but I'm afraid Sanya, a loser, has been through it for a long time.
Got it!"
"You are a wine barrel, just like me, a rice barrel!" Sanya said with a smile.
"Um...haven't we two become the losers?" Guapi also laughed.
"Okay, let's go there to eat!"
Jiang Zhonglou parked the van on the side of the road, got out of the van with Guapi and Sanya, and came to the roast mutton stall.
"You're here, sit down wherever you want!"
The boss who was grilling meat quickly turned over a large handful of roast mutton and greeted Jiang Zhonglou and the others enthusiastically in the Longdu dialect.
Although the boss said he could sit wherever he wanted, Jiang Zhonglou found that several tables at the street stall were full of people, and there was no way he could sit casually and had to share a table with others.
"Excuse me, let's try our best!"
The landlady moved some plastic stools and placed them at a table, allowing Jiang Zhonglou and the others to sit at the same table with some guests.
"One hundred skewers of barbecue and one beer."
Jiang Zhonglou said to the landlady.
"Are there just three of you? You may not be able to eat a hundred skewers. My barbecue skewers are huge!"
The proprietress looked at the skinny melon skin and the small and exquisite Sanya with confusion.
"Hurry up and bake it, we can eat two hundred skewers!"
Guapi waved his hand impatiently and said, "Bring the wine up first!"
"Okay, please pay the bill first!"
The landlady held up the QR code on her chest, and Guapi scanned it.
The landlady felt relieved and brought a beer first.
Guapi bit open the bottle cap with his teeth and drank a bottle.
"Yeah..."
He burped with satisfaction, bit open the bottle cap, and drank three bottles of beer in a row.
"Forehead..."
The people eating around looked at Guapi, who had a surprising amount of alcohol, in surprise.
The meat hasn't even come yet, but three bottles of beer have been consumed...
Soon, the barbecue came. Sanya opened her cheeks, opened her back molars, opened her mouth from left to right, and ate the barbecue one by one...
Jiang Zhonglou was also hungry and ate the barbecue.
The melon rind was filled with skewers of meat and a bottle of wine, and in the blink of an eye, I had three more bottles of beer.
Six wine bottles were thrown at his feet.
The three of them were enjoying their meal when they saw a young girl with disheveled hair slowly walking up to her. She stared at the barbecue in Sanya's hands and swallowed.
The lights at the roadside stall were not bright, so I couldn't see clearly what the girl looked like. I could only see that she was wearing tattered clothes and looked slovenly...
"Sister, are you hungry? Come and eat together!"
Sanya raised the barbecue in her hand and handed it to the girl.
"No..."
But the girl shook her head, pointed to the wine bottles at Guapi's feet and said, "Those wine bottles...can you give them to me?"
"Oh...you turn out to be a waste collector. We are traveling together. I'll give you all these wine bottles!"
Sanya generously gave all six wine bottles to the girl.
"Thank you! Thank you!"
The girl quickly took out a woven bag from behind, stuffed the six bottles into the bag with a clanking sound, picked it up and left.
"Wait a moment!"
Guapi stopped the girl.
"how?"
The girl turned back in panic.
"When I drink these three bottles of wine, I'll give you the bottle too!"
Guapi said, biting open the cap of a wine bottle and drinking.
"Thank you! Thank you!"
The girl stood aside, waiting for Guapi to finish the three bottles of wine.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
At this moment, two off-road vehicles parked in front of the barbecue stall.
In the car, a group of burly men got out.
They wore black vests, bare arms, and had various tattoos on their bodies.
"Brother, the stall is already full of people. Why don't you... go eat somewhere else?"
The boss said with a smile on his face.
"Crack!"
The leader of the group knocked the owner of the barbecue restaurant to the ground with one slap.
"What are you doing?"
The landlady quickly helped the boss up.
"I've blinded you! Our brothers from Dihao came to your stall to eat meat, but they gave you such great respect, and yet they dared to chase us away with all their gibbering?"