Malashenko had no intention of giving these Germans a good look. To be precise, he had no intention of doing so in the first place.
Malashenko, who has had a lot of dealings with Germans, is very aware of the bad habits of these naughty bitches. For example, if he has already been beaten to the point where his crotch is pulled into a mess, if he continues to fight, let alone win, he will even lose his pants.
If you lose it, you will lose everything.
It stands to reason that at this time you should surrender unconditionally. Talking about anything else would be false, unrealistic and whimsical.
But what about the Germans?
I always like to get more benefits for myself at this most unrealistic time. A person dressed up like a dog, looking quite energetic, comes to negotiate, and sits with you before doing anything else.
Put away this aura, pretend to be cool first, and then say a few awesome words to lift yourself up to the eighty-two scale to look so noble.
There is a saying, if someone who doesn't know this sees it, they will probably think that the Germans won some kind of victory. The situation on the battlefield is very good, and I have the advantage. I sent a representative to the Soviet army to persuade them to surrender.
Malashenko despises this stinky habit of "pretending to be cool even if he has no ability", and is even more disgusted with it. Seeing the German guy showing off like this is like seeing stinky shit.
First of all, if you can't catch your eye, how can you give the German guy a good look?
I have to cure your problem today!
Malashenko, who had such a secret plan in mind, had already made up his mind to see what kind of bad work these German guys could do today.
"...."
As the German negotiator, Major General William Graeme did anticipate that the Russians might make things difficult or give them power in some form. After all, Malashenko's "brutal, cruel and difficult to deal with" attitude was too much for the Germans.
The camp is also famous, and if you think about it, you will know that such a person may not be a good person even if he is on the negotiating table.
However, this Malashenko directly set up an open-air negotiation venue. In this so simple and almost unprecedented negotiation venue, people were blown by the cold wind, and he forcibly interrupted people's speeches in this way. It was completely polite.
He doesn't follow the rules, he doesn't play according to his rules, he just stops playing, and he acts like he wants to flip the table with you.
Major General Graham, who claims to have rich experience in life and knows a lot about the Russians, did not expect this from the beginning to the end.
"This is a guy who is unreasonable and doesn't play by the rules. No... to be precise, it should be the rules he thinks are the rules. He himself is the rule maker."
After making up his mind to make such a "preliminary summary" of Malashenko, Major General Gram reminded himself to treat this negotiation more carefully. After thinking about it for a while, he soon made sure that he had organized the language.
Quickly spoke again.
"Sorry, General, I made a mistake in my choice of words."
"Please allow me to recount it again. The purpose of my trip is to lead a negotiation team to discuss with you matters related to the surrender of our unit. General, do you agree?"
This time, not only the content of the speech changed, but even the tone of the speech became obviously more humble. It sounded more like a subordinate asking a superior about his work, and he was obviously at a disadvantage.
Seeing that the Germans were quite sensible and did not intend to talk about negotiation table etiquette, Malashenko lit a cigarette for himself and handed the cigarette case to Kulbalov next to him, smiling and signaling his
His right-hand man, the capable general, also got a stick that was exclusive to general officers, and took the initiative to light a fire for Kulbalov.
This provoked the latter to quickly cover the flames with both hands for fear that they would be blown out by the wind. It would be a big mistake to refute the leader's face in this situation and let the Germans see the joke.
After doing all this, he hung the German guy across the negotiating table like bacon on the rafters. The cold wind was blowing. After drying for a long time, Malashenko turned around again with a cigarette in his mouth.
Then speak.
"Okay, it's no big problem. Just keep talking, I'm listening."
"..."
I thought that Malashenko would say something or make some demands, but I didn't expect that Malashenko would not take the initiative at all, leaving it entirely to his own side.
Although I felt a little surprised, I wasn't completely clueless and couldn't cope with it.
Major General Graeme, who had a flexible mind and fast thinking, had an idea in his eyes, and he quickly followed Malashenko's wishes and spoke again.
"General, we all understand that there is no point in continuing to fight. We have reached a consensus based on the principle of reducing unnecessary casualties, so we can sit here and negotiate."
"What I want to say is that our 41st Armored Corps hopes that all prisoners of war will be treated with dignity and assurance, and that the prisoner-of-war related system will be effectively implemented in accordance with the provisions of the Geneva Convention."
"Of course, we know that you have not signed such a treaty, but we still hope that the parts of this treaty that are consistent with common sense and have reason to be implemented will become our consensus and be observed. To this end, I have brought an agreement
, if you feel that what I just said is okay and agree with it, then please sign this agreement on your behalf to make it effective immediately."
"As one of the signatories of the agreement, our 41st Armored Corps will perform what we are supposed to perform. After my return report and confirmation, we will immediately lay down our weapons and surrender to you in accordance with the content of the agreement. Please be serious.
Considering this agreement and our sincere proposal, which involves the lives of tens of thousands of soldiers from both armies, General, I am sure you will make a choice that respects life more."
"..."
It has to be said that it is not clear whether Major General Graham has other abilities, but at least in official terms, he has a set of abilities to show himself that he is a great person.
What does it mean to be "confident that you will make a choice that respects life more"?
What's going on? If I don't sign this piece of crap like yours, would that mean you don't respect the tens of thousands of lives on this battlefield? Isn't the label of "not cherishing the lives of our own soldiers" unknowingly put on me?
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If you were lucky enough to be able to go to West Germany after the war, would you still be able to thank the memoirs for twisting this experience and twisting it into something special?
Is the one who wants to take credit no good?
Whether this method of softening and forcing people is useful to others is another matter. Anyway, it has no effect at all on Malashenko. Malashenko even wants to laugh: Your 250-year-old speaking skills are not in the 21st century.
That's a bad street. Any MLM leader's words are better than yours.
Of course, what I was thinking in my heart was that Malashenko, who was still calm on the surface, was holding the so-called agreement that Major General Graeme took out of his briefcase in front of him and watching it carefully, the German
The trick of being willing to surrender as soon as you sign without making any excessive demands is probably hidden in this agreement.