Iushkin was caught off guard and received a hard blow on the back of his head. Iushkin's whole body suddenly slid forward. He covered the back of his head and calmed down before looking back.
"Ah, Comrade Commander, when did you stand behind me?"
It was a good thing that Iushkin didn't look back. After receiving a big slap in the face, he looked back and realized that Malashenko, with a "ferocious" look on his face, was standing in front of him, slapping his face.
The right hand has just finished slapping his big pussy, but it has not yet been completely retracted. The left hand is still holding a plate with unknown contents.
"What? When I stand behind you, do I still need to report to Captain Yiushkin? Do I have to salute you and wish you good health?"
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Iushkin, who was speechless when Malashenko answered a question with a question, rubbed the back of his head and was speechless for a while, feeling embarrassed.
Iushkin, who originally had a pretty good brain, was so beaten that he didn't come back to his senses for a while, and it wasn't until this moment that he realized what the problem was.
Oh, those guys who co-operated with me just deliberately tried to trick me into making a fool of myself?
It's okay that he didn't realize this. As soon as Iushkin figured it out, something felt wrong. He immediately turned around and planned to settle the score with the "culprit" Artyom.
"You're a cannonball stuffer! If you dare to trick me, see how I deal with it."
"Shut up! Sit down!! Now!!!"
"yes!!!"
Being triggered by Malashenko's "one-button triple", Iushkin had a subconscious stress reaction. He pulled up a chair and sat down on the spot. After sitting down, Iushkin realized that he had been fooled again. It was too late.
It's too late.
"Okay, that's enough chit-chat. Let's start dinner now. Bring the wine and glasses."
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This authentic dark beer obtained from the German officer's club is indeed very particular. It is packaged in small wooden barrels with the same specifications. Just remove the stopper and pour it out.
With the aroma of wine, all the bowls of the five people were filled with beer. Malashenko and his party, who did not have ready-made draft beer cups, had to drink from local ingredients in a Chinese restaurant and used a few ramen bowls they found from rummaging through the cabinets.
beer.
Five bowls of wine were placed on the table like this, hey, don’t say anything.
If two more sticks of incense are placed on the case table at this moment, the five brothers will all kneel on the ground like this, and if we drink this wine after praying tonight, we can go to Liangshan at dawn tomorrow!
Well, at least that's what Malashenko thinks at the moment.
"Um, Comrade Commander, did you really make all these things? This is too awesome."
It is a good thing to be praised by others, but Malashenko did not take the credit that did not belong to him. At least part of the credit was obtained off the shelf.
"Oh, I made the hot stuff. For this plate of things, you have to find Ren Dagui, the Chinese guy who does car repairs and maintenance, our master, have you heard of it?"
Seeing the brothers around him all nodding in unison, even Iushkin, Malashenko continued.
"This plate of stuff is called bacon, Northeastern bacon. I don't know how to make this stuff. Ren Dagui made it by himself. This stuff is durable and not easy to break. He made a lot of it at once and saved it to eat slowly. What about me?
Just go to his place and come over."
"You guys, don't underestimate this thing. The food and drinks are pretty good nowadays. Take a sip of wine, eat a piece of bacon, fuck his sokka, and the pleasure of kicking his butt is nothing more than that."
".Well"
As for whether the plate of dark-looking things is really as delicious as Comrade Commander said, Iushkin is still skeptical for the time being. This guy still thinks that Salo may have tasted like wine.
better.
But one thing he did admit was that the bowl of hot food in front of him was so fragrant that his nose was almost filled with bubbles. Just the smell of it was almost overwhelming.
"Then what is this? Comrade Commander."
"Huh? This? Didn't you say this is "braised braised German sticks"? If you say so, then that's it."
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Pooh hahahaha——
Already choked by Malashenko, he was at a loss for words, and then the brothers around him laughed so hard that Iushkin's whole face visibly turned into a pig.
He was liver-colored and even more speechless and choked.
"Okay, okay! Comrade Commander, it's time for you to take care of you, so that you don't have to bully our brothers all day long, so let's make fun of you, haha!"
"Artem, do you have to follow me today?"
Ahem——
He was interrupted again by Malashenko, who was about to speak. Before he could finish the second half of his speech, Malashenko, who didn't wait for Iushkin to defend himself, had already taken over and spoke directly.
"This thing is called a stew. Well, that's what the Chinese call it. If you put it here, you can imagine that it's a lot of delicious things put together. It's better to make a big pot.
Just something to eat, that’s how I understand it.”
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This explanation can only be said to be simple, straightforward and easy to understand. However, Malashenko was thinking that there were not enough seasonings and condiments, so after working around in the kitchen, he discovered that he could only use the ones he brought with him.
Use the condiments and ingredients to make stews.
What else? Are you still going to use that powdery substance in the kitchen that has been there for more than 20 years, and you don’t know whether it is ash or cumin noodles, to cook?
That’s ridiculous! Even if it doesn’t cause cancer after eating it, you’ll still have diarrhea and diarrhea. I’ll have to fight a hammer tomorrow.
Making such a pot of stew is already within Malashenko's ability. Using the ingredients and seasonings collected and prepared in advance before departure, the most complicated Chinese food that can be made cannot be more complicated than this.
Although this dish itself is a very simple one in Chinese food, in this era of scarcity of material life, as long as such a simple Chinese food is prepared, it can still be regarded as the ultimate delicacy in the world.
"To give you a brief introduction, there are potatoes, vegetables, fresh beef, fried meatballs, and I also ordered two pieces of butter soup base from Ren Dagui and threw them in. Well, that guy has a lot of delicious things.
Oh, by the way, there are noodles in it. Press it under the vegetables. You can scoop out some noodles and eat them while you are eating the vegetables. It will keep you entertained."
Mumble——
Malashenko found that before he finished speaking, the sound of swallowing could be heard on the table. It is estimated that if he waited any longer, he would not just swallow but drool.
Malashenko, who did not want to dampen everyone's interest, immediately waved his hand and gave the order with an aura as if "the restaurant is like a battlefield".