Chapter 3059 Brother, are you flushing the toilet?
Chapter 3059 Brother, can the toilet be opened?
Author: Ke Ji丶
The four-type piercing and thundering weapon is the official name of that weird piece of equipment in the Lunar Army's equipment spectrum.
Well, because that thing looks too iconic and looks too much like a tool commonly used for cleaning and sweeping toilets at home, it is usually more appropriate to call it a "toilet peg", or "poop pulling"
"Treasure" is also OK.
In addition, although that thing was not invented by Yue himself, the source of its technology is the same as many Yue's domestic equipment, whether it comes from an ally who is the same as them.
Don't get me wrong, the Germans are not crazy enough to arm their soldiers with toilet pegs like these.
The prototype weapon in the German leg is actually the HHL magnetic anti-tank leg mine. Its appearance is basically the same as the feces puller in front of the toilet bowl, except for the length of the pole that I took out from the back.
The Germans mistakenly used magnetism to attach this heavy-duty anti-tank leg mine to the outer armor of the tank, and then pulled the fuse with the rear leg to detonate in a delayed manner.
Generally speaking, it depends on whether it is used properly and the battlefield conditions are appropriate. Whether the German soldiers using this close-to-face anti-tank weapon have the opportunity to retreat to a safe distance on foot after pulling the fuse with their legs.
At most, it is just that the risk factor is very high, but to take a step back, there are no infantry anti-tank weapons of the World War II era that are not dangerous.
Anti-tank rifles in the east, anti-tank guns in the east, and even infantry anti-tank weapons that use the latest technology like the Panzerfaust and tank-killing legs, without exception, deny the enemy's illusion of direct light and heavy firepower.
Therefore, a gun crew operating an anti-tank gun may not have a higher survival rate than an infantry using such magnetic anti-tank leg mines.
But Yue himself is different. His thinking is completely different from that of the Germans.
In the eyes of the Japanese army, the magnetic anti-tank leg mine of ours is troublesome and costly to manufacture, so the magnetic adsorption processing is completely unnecessary.
He simplified Yidong's production process and removed the magnetic adsorption directly, retaining the original design function of the anti-tank leg mine.
Then add a piece of wooden stick to the back and let the soldiers directly use it to stab the tank.
It not only facilitates wartime production, but also eliminates the need to rush to the face of the tank to install the leg mine and then move the leg to pull the fuse, which greatly increases the success rate of attacking the enemy by mistake. Wouldn't that be better?
The only problem is that the explosion radius of the front warhead of the toilet bowl is 5 meters, and the length of the wooden stick for the legs of the red deer soldiers is only 2 meters.
In order to ensure that it can penetrate the tank armor, the warhead charge cannot be reduced, and the explosion damage radius will naturally not be reduced; instead, make a six or seven meter long wooden stick and let three red deer soldiers hold it together.
It's a bit uneconomical to charge tanks, and it's a bit uneconomical to kill three of them immediately.
What to do?
It's easy to handle, just use the 2-meter-long wooden stick.
Simply treat soldiers like the toilet bowl, they are disposable weapons. If you can destroy the enemy tank, you will win.
What do I say about a soldier's life?
Fuck you, the life of the Red Deer soldier is called life? It’s not as valuable as Tojo’s toilet paper waiting for Hyouka.
Just ask him to have as many red deer soldiers as there are stamps for sending compulsory conscription summonses.
Isn’t the cost of one of his stamps much lower than the cost of my De Lao magnetic adsorption device?
That improvement is guaranteed to make money without losing money, and you will make a lot of money!
However, based on the weird design ideas of the Japanese, the Germans themselves did not expect that the magnetic adsorption anti-tank leg mine would be changed into such a second-hand weapon, and thus it was born.
It is worth mentioning that the background of the birth of this weapon was that the Japanese were beaten violently in the Pacific by the "unspeakable evil chariot" - Americans Stuart and Xie Mantou.
Seeing that there was no infantry anti-tank weapon on the leg, it was killed until the scalp was numb, and it was a makeshift product that was made after being forced to do nothing.
Therefore, the original design purpose of that thing was not to use it to defeat the Red Army, but to use it to fight against the rice beasts in the Pacific Islands and the mainland before the "One Hundred Million Jade Crushing".
Just when the Red Army attacked East Berlin with an unstoppable force, completely annihilating the Nazis, and then marched eastward to the Far East, gathering a huge force and preparing to attack the Kwantung Army.
Seeing the Russian Kwantung Army swarming with thousands of tanks, they were more than frightened.
In desperation, Dong hurriedly tried to find ways to strengthen the anti-tank strength of the grassroots troops, especially the infantry.
After searching through the weapons arsenal, I couldn't find any special weapons that could take advantage of my legs. I might as well have asked the locals to get the design drawings of the toilet bowl.
Looking at the design drawings of low-cost, low-tech anti-tank weapons that are "cheap and easy to use" and are extremely suitable for large-scale and rapid production in wartime.
Without saying a word, the Kwantung Army, which had found the treasure, immediately mobilized its military production lines outside the three northeastern provinces and began to work hard to produce that weird "decision weapon" and quickly equip the troops in large quantities.
During the few months that the Red Army prepared for the campaign, the military production capacity of the Leg Head was really not low. The Kwantung Army, which could even rub its own tanks and cannons, might have produced a sufficient number of toilet pegs and delivered them to the troops for use.
But whether the legs are useful is one thing, and whether the legs are useful is another matter that has nothing to do with it.
In desperation, the captain of the infantry battalion of the Lunar Army, who had no other options, decided to take this initiative. After receiving the order, Dong personally came to the toilet peg squad that was about to set off.
Looking at the big-headed Red Deer soldiers with their heads tied with the "Must Win" turban, they also showed some pretense and pretended to speak solemnly.
"Gentlemen! If the Russian tanks are not destroyed, they and other imperial warriors will have no chance of victory!"
"Winning or losing depends on this one move! Please have the courage to serve the country for seven lives, and be sure to completely destroy the Russian tanks! Open up the road to victory! Please!"
After saying this, the captain Ge Dong, who showed his solemnity, did not forget to hold the command knife with one leg and bowed deeply at 90 degrees.
This scene made the Red Deer soldiers in front of me burst into tears of gratitude and burst into tears when they saw it.
Immediately, he put on a show of true feelings that even made his nose bubbles come out, and he almost burst into tears on the spot! It was as if "the rise and fall of the empire depends on my actions."
"Hey! Don't worry, Captain Ge Dong! He and his others will surely destroy the Russian tanks and demonstrate the irresistible fighting power of the imperial warriors!"
"Yo Xi! You are so loyal and brave!"
The captain, whose performance was not over yet, went a step further and took the initiative to pat the shoulder of the squad leader who was responsible for leading the charge, and blurted out a smile that almost reached his ears.
"When you all return in triumph, he will personally celebrate your victory with the best sake! Please attack! Please!"
What is worth mentioning is to ensure that soldiers will not develop fear of war.
When the Kwantung Army delivered those weird toilet pegs to the troops in batches, they didn't even tell the big-headed soldiers in the east that we were actually disposable consumables just like the thing in our legs.
However, he stated in a high-sounding manner that it was the latest anti-tank decisive battle weapon of the empire, and any nuclear-core tank had a miraculous effect that would cause it to burst into pieces, killing them indiscriminately.
Therefore, we "loyal and brave imperial warriors" need to hold that thing like a bayonet and pounce towards the enemy's chariot.
Just like disemboweling an enemy soldier with a rifle bayonet, and suddenly stabbing the enemy's tank, you will witness the miraculous moment of the devastating power of the empire's decisive battle weapon.
After that, you need to wait to come back to discuss your merits and reward them, as long as you have a lot of flowers and sake.
With such lies and shameless rhetoric, coupled with the fact that the wooden models used during the training were all unweighted, there was no actual explosion demonstration for the soldiers to see.
The Kwantung Army, which had deceived the Red Deer soldiers and junior officers to the east, had indeed achieved what it wanted.
Even if the situation during the war was different, those red deer soldiers who were not afraid of death and had overloaded pig brains would lift up the thing like crazy and rush towards the enemy's tanks.
Knowing that no matter whether the attack is successful or not, the user will never come back. The captain treats lying as food and drink, his face does not turn red, his heart does not beat, and he does not feel the slightest sense of guilt.
They don't regard the lives of those red deer soldiers at all, but treat them as disposable consumables like the toilet pegs.
In other words, at the moment when Captain Dong Ling attacked and issued a mobilization declaration, he knocked away the burning remains of the Japanese chariots. In the end, not a single surviving tank was left for the Japanese IS7 and IS6 armies.
Together with the BMP43 infantry fighting vehicle group that came with them, they killed the Moon Army infantry in the face.
All kinds of vehicle-mounted machine guns and machine guns were firing at full speed, and hot bullet casings were continuously spitting out from their receivers.
Threads of crimson and blazing flames swung wildly like fire dragons, whipping back and forth in positions that were not called positions at all. Countless Lunar infantrymen who were just prostrate on the ground without any fortifications and bunkers were killed on the spot.
"Load high-explosive bombs! Two o'clock direction, target Lunar Army anti-tank gun! Distance 300 meters, gun legs ready!"
Or is it because he fully realized that the anti-tank guns and anti-tank rifles of the Lunar Army did no damage at all, and that the real threat of the Red Army's heavy tanks was infinitely close to zero.
The anti-tank guns that should have concentrated their firepower as early as possible and destroyed them first were stunned by the mechanized attack force of the leader army who came all the way in pursuit of attack speed. The infantrymen who were about to charge eastward in the first 300 meters were left behind, and the attack force also began to gradually
Slow down the distance before firing and destroying it.
Heavy 130 mm high-explosive projectiles and propellant barrels were pushed into the chamber one after another, and the huge breech closed with a dull sound. The IS7 had completed aiming.
Boom——
The bombardment power was on the same level as that of a Red Navy destroyer, and it rushed towards the Lunar Army's anti-tank guns with a roar.
The flaming explosion swept up a large amount of hot soil and scattered it in all directions. The 37-step anti-tank gun copied from the German was torn into pieces on the spot.
Together with the fragments produced by the explosion of the 130mm grenade, a storm of high-temperature metal blew up in an instant.
"Uhhhhhh!!!"
"Wow!!!"
The Japanese soldiers who were unable to dodge had no cover and no cover to rely on. Their whole bodies were pricked with bloody holes by the high-speed fragments fired at them. Their whole bodies were pricked like iron hedgehogs, and they screamed on the spot.
He fell into a pool of blood.
Seeing such a horrifying scene, the toilet peg team had just arrived. The sergeant leading the team saw that they had been massacred indiscriminately. The barrages of machine guns and cannons were all over their faces, and there was an unlimited supply of large-caliber grenades. If they didn't attack, they would be afraid.
He would die on the spot without even having a chance to attack.
"Attack! Attack the Russian tanks! Give the Turks!!!"
With a dock peg in his leg and a victory note tied to his head, the Yuejun himself thought this configuration was very awkward.
After all, charging with the wrong tank, even if there is a lie to deceive the blessing of BUFF, is still a very test of courage.
Especially the Russian giant tanks that are as heavy and big as monsters are simply scary! Not to mention the Red Deer soldiers in the east, the Major General of the Moon Army below was frightened when he saw it, and he was stunned.
Due to lack of face, I just said it directly and covered it up.
It was a mistake to launch a charge against the steel monster that roared loudly, black smoke spewed out, dust was flying behind its butt, and its machine gun main gun was spitting fire everywhere.
Yuejun, who thought he needed courage, took the last step, picked up the toilet bowl in his legs, shouted at his throat, threw away his bow legs and rushed forward.
“The hell is on the black card!!!”
“Onboard!!!”
!?
The commander of the IS7, who had already rushed to a distance of less than 50 meters from the formation, was stunned when he saw this scene through his periscope. What was in the legs of the Tsukimoto Japanese who met him and screamed like slaughtering pigs?
!?
Anti-tank rocket-propelled grenade launcher? A replica of the Iron Fist?
Hey, don't say hey!
There is a big mallet in front of a pipe, it looks a bit like hey!
As for my Yue's launch tube, why the hell is Suka's so long?
"Don't let the Moon Army rush over! They have anti-tank weapons in their legs! Concentrate your firepower to stop them!!!"
Although he did not guess wrongly the correct purpose of the Moon Army's weapon at the first time, the battalion commander who did guess wrongly guessed the classification of its anti-tank weapon immediately gave the order.
In an instant, all the heavy tank crews, including the infantrymen who had just driven away and followed the tanks and infantry fighting vehicles, all received the urgent order from the radio.
If you didn’t say anything, hit me!
"Shoot! Destroy those Tsukimoto Japanese!"
Alsim, holding the AK in his leg, gave a command and fired directly from the waist, emptying the target.
I was so anxious that I didn't have time to change the ammunition, and I felt even more that the thing in my leg was very violent and powerful.
Throwing the empty AK behind him, Alsim took three steps and two steps, sprinted forward, and climbed onto the back of the tank parked in front of him with his bare legs.
I grabbed the top of the IS7 turret and found the twin-mounted 14.5mm KPV heavy machine gun that was mounted on a circular machine gun rail and could be used by both the commander and the infantry.
What are the "Doom and Astartes" weapons that Slavic Superman should use?
Then call it.
A fully loaded ammunition box was hung on each side of the left and right sides. He aimed the ring-shaped high-flat dual-purpose mechanical sight at the Japs holding the toilet bowl. Alsim, with a grimace on his face, immediately clicked the trigger.