[Anchor, I’m back from work! Open the window quickly!]
Xiaoxi was worried that she couldn't hear anything in the room, so she bumped twice more.
Yun Tuan opened the window, and his round electronic eyes suddenly rolled into the room, rolled for three and a half weeks, and hit Jing Yu before stopping the car.
[Ouch, anchor, you opened the window too soon...]
Xiao Xi adjusted for a while, apologized to Jing Yu, and then flew to stand on Yun Tuan's shoulder.
"How did those guys react?" Yun Tuan picked off a small piece of dead leaf from Xiao Xi's body and asked.
[Anchor, you don’t know how powerful your firecracker is! I lit a fire, threw it into the toilet, and immediately overturned the top of the toilet!]
[I’m laughing so hard. I bet the stench on their bodies can’t be washed away for three days and three nights!]
"Is it so smelly?" Yun Tuan chuckled, eyebrows raised slightly.
[Yes, the dish with croton added to it just now was left untouched because the marriage mission came back early, so the fake dish was eaten by the servants.]
"Oh, the effect is quite powerful."
Yun Tuan nodded and explained to Jing Yu: "The young city lord's personal maid doesn't like me, and by the way, Jing He doesn't like me either. She wanted to interfere at the banquet, but she ended up hurting one of her own."
Jing Yu nodded and took out a white towel soaked in water from somewhere. He took Yun Tuan's left hand and wiped it carefully.
"That man didn't even wash off the mud on his hands, but he still moved his hands and feet."
Jing Yu's eyes looked mysterious and deep in the dim yellow light, and the volume of his complaints was small and low-pitched, like the strong liquor he had seen in Su Mansion, exuding a dangerous and bewitching mellow aroma.
Yun Tuan shrank his hand, "You don't know, I am a grass, no matter how dirty my clothes or body are, when I wake up tomorrow, I will be clean again."
Jing Yu raised his eyes and glanced at her coldly.
Yun Tuan cleared his throat and retracted his hand, not paying attention.
[You have a group chat message]
[You have entered the team chat interface——]
[Jinghe]: You two should come down as well. It’s just one floor downstairs. You don’t have to make another trip. The room has been taken care of, one for each person.
[Yun Tuan]: Okay, we'll come down right away.
After sending the message, Yun Tuan glanced at Jing Yu, "We really want to go down, right?"
"Hmm."
The next day.
An earth-shattering incident spread throughout Xia City.
"Hey, have you heard? The cesspool in the City Lord's Mansion exploded!"
"What? Will the cesspit explode?"
"Yes, it is said that the food last night was not clean, and many people had stomach upsets. Guess what, there was someone in the toilet, and the pit exploded! The explosion caused shit to fly all over the sky. When I passed the City Lord's Mansion this morning, it smelled bad.
Where is Xuntian!"
"Really? Then I'd like to go take a look!"
……
People in the city rushed to tell each other, and within a short time, a group of meddlesome people who pretended to be passing by gathered at the door of the city lord's mansion.
After a few breaths, the bad guys were so smelly that they covered their faces and left one after another, but one after another, there were also many new faces on the usually quiet path.
The guard guarding the gate drove him away with a long sword, "Everyone, go away! What's there to see? If you have any grievances, report it to the government!"
"If you come to the city lord's palace again and don't have a greeting card, you will be sent to see the official as a junior!"
As soon as these words came out, the people who were joining in the fun dispersed one after another and no longer came close.
I saw the shopping clouds and stayed away.
She said to Bi beside her: "Just stay at the inn, your father happens to be there."
Bi shook his head and remained close to Yun Tuan.
"You can't replace me. If you have any strange thoughts, your soul will be driven away." Yun Tuan said friendlyly, holding the newly bought talisman paper in his pocket.