"But there are so many funeral homes in the city..."
Yun Tuan randomly searched on a certain food delivery software, and a dozen funeral home pick-up and drop-off services popped up in the front row.
"Oh, there is a buy-one-get-one-free service for cremations, and there is a 25% discount on the full set of funeral supplies. The discounts are quite large - it is quite cost-effective to die now."
The cloud sighed softly.
"Do you want to experience it?" Jing Yu put on a mask, paid the parking fee, and went straight to the moat in the north of the city.
"...It's not necessary. If I die, I can just find a sunny place and bury it after cremation."
Yun Tuan shook his head, not caring about the false courtesy.
"You can draw these talismans, but don't believe in the afterlife? What if you bury them casually?"
Jing Yu stopped at the red light and patted the peace charm hanging around his neck.
"How should I put it... I don't think there is anything good about being a human being. Even if I enter the underworld, I will investigate those people's crime of abandonment. They are born and not raised. They are really garbage among garbage."
"But if you don't care when you're alive, will you still care after death?" Jing Yu looked straight ahead, stepped on the accelerator lightly, his gray-brown pupils were filled with broken light.
"It's not important. I'm definitely better than them and I won't fall behind."
Even in the underworld, she can still become a bully.
"Meow——"
A soft meow interrupted the conversation between the two.
Yun Tuan rummaged around in confusion, and finally found a small black ball in the corner of the handbag.
"Why did the cat follow you?" She was puzzled. She started from the hotel in the morning, went to Qizhou Mansion when Ban Yong fainted, then returned to Xingtutu, and now met Jingyu...
This cat has not made any sound for so long?
Xiaoxi struggled to fly out of the handbag and rubbed her wings sheepishly.
[It asked me to ask for it, and I tried my best not to let the goat milk in the bottle pour out!]
"Then did you cover its mouth? Why was there no sound?"
Yun Tuan pursed his lips. What he saw before him was beyond expectation. It had been a week since he received the little black cat. He also took it to the pet hospital for a checkup. The little guy was very courageous and had a good appetite. In addition to being a black cat with a unicorn tail, his IQ was close to
Border Shepherd.
【No, it’s super powerful.】
Xiao Xi landed on the little black cat's head and touched it with her wings like a sales pitch.
"Meow~"
It stands to reason that any NPC in the dungeon cannot see the live broadcast elf, but this black cat can interact with Xiao Xi without any obstacles...
"Follow me, just follow me. No evil spirit will enter the unicorn's tail." Yun Tuan looked at the green eyes of the little black cat and reached out to touch its soft ears.
"Is there something special about this?" Jing Yu asked casually.
"Well, generally everyone regards the green-eyed black cat as the treasure of the house, and Xiaohei is also a unicorn tail. This is a stack of buffs. If it meets a kid, it will be a fighter."
Yun Tuan said, taking out the bottle containing goat's milk, "It's almost ready to eat kitten food, and you're still spoiling it."
[Anchor, I don’t have one.]
Xiao Xi flapped her wings, turned around, and slid from the black cat's head to its body like a slide.
The cat's hair is shiny and smooth, with a faint hint of muscle lines.
"Here we are, this is the only road being built nearby." Jing Yu looked at the bumpy ground and frowned.
"Let's find a place to park first." Yun Tuan looked out the car window. The surrounding shops were very old, the colors of various signboards had faded over time, and the tables and chairs at the door used to entertain passers-by were also covered with a thick layer.
Gray.
Very cramped.
There is no place to park in the alley...
"There is a school over there, and there should be designated parking spaces outside!"
Yun Tuan raised his hand and pointed to the red and green plastic runway in the distance, and the little black cat in his arms also raised his head and let out a "meow".