216 Canuck's Ideological Education Course (five thousand character chapters)
Bulkesso and the others ended a banquet hastily, but it looked like Odin had been thinking about whether he had done something ridiculous when he was young for a long time.
For example, did you do something with a hammer to give birth to a hammer son...
Bulcaisel returned directly to the Holy Mountain of Harrogath with Ancient One, and then everything returned to normal.
Except that Volusk always asked Gu Yi for news about O Shutu, nothing weird happened.
On the other side, Rumlow and the others temporarily formed a team with Steve after discussion.
However, there is nothing that requires them to go out together at the moment, and it is a happy life to only receive wages and not work every day.
Anyway, S.H.I.E.L.D. is not short of salaries for a few people.
At least Luke had the savings to take Jessica around.
Only Steve, after being reminded by S.H.I.E.L.D., the military finally realized that it was time to pay retirement pay to their beloved Captain America, which is worth celebrating.
In the constant wrangling, this is the only result they have come up with, which is gratifying.
At least the meeting didn't last long and nothing was done.
By the way, they also paid a lot of insurance for this old man who looked to be only 20 or 30 years old, and even paid taxes.
During this period of time, Jill lived with Frank and never took off the solidarity ring on her hand.
Because Frank had to take his son with him, the rare smell of gunpowder disappeared for a while.
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"Natasha, you can already call yourself a barbarian."
Cassius looked at Natasha in front of him, and the aura of dustiness in this woman was much reduced.
After all, the demons in the secret realm wouldn't do anything different because of her coquettish behavior.
“It’s like a new life experience.”
Natasha looked at Cassius in front of her with some profound meaning.
Like a rootless woman, Natasha felt an unprecedented sense of relaxation on the holy mountain of Harrogas.
There is no need to undergo inhumane special training, and there is no need to repeatedly infiltrate those strange organizations in order to gain SHIELD's trust.
The only thing you need to do is to find ways to continuously become stronger, and then understand why you exist during the battle.
Life may be meaningless, but existence is a very meaningful thing.
No idea, no matter what it is, is more real than existence itself.
"I didn't expect you to be quite good at drinking. I always feel like I'm at a loss."
Cassius looked at Natasha in front of him with some disbelief.
Just yesterday, the agreement between Cassius and Eulongus expired.
In order to win, Cassius promised that as long as Natasha could beat Hawkeye, he would let her drink until she was full.
Natasha's charm method is of no use against demons, but it is really effective against Hawkeye.
It was obvious that the start had been announced, but Natasha used small talk and other means to make Hawkeye relax his vigilance.
By the time she waved her fist, Hawkeye had no time to react.
So Cassius won the treasure of Bulcasso from Eulongus.
"Maybe, but your collection doesn't smell as good as what I smelled from Rorschach."
Natasha smoothed her hair and smiled at Cassius.
"Burquesso is the best winemaker we have known for many years."
Cassius didn't mind the ridicule at all. His collection was indeed inferior to Bulcasso's works, and there was nothing to be angry about.
"By the way, do you really plan to fight with fists like me? You must know that your physical fitness is inherently worse than Luke and the others."
Cassius was a little worried.
Although it is gratifying that his heir is willing to use fists like him, not every barbarian is suitable for fighting with fists.
At least none of the female barbarians he knew before were suitable for this kind of fighting style, not even Leiko.
"The weapons of the barbarians are a bit too exaggerated."
Natasha was deeply impressed by the two-handed giant hammer every time she saw Rumlow.
Although once the concentration of the Nephalem bloodline reaches the standard, you will have a portable backpack.
But the action of taking out the weapon still takes some time.
And Natasha's battles always break out in the blink of an eye.
"Tch, are you still going to fight in your own way? You already know that beauty is meaningless when you meet a devil."
Cassius sneered at Natasha's choice.
"The world is not full of demons now. There are more battles between people."
What Natasha said was not unreasonable, but it was no longer the case after the Seven Demon Kings of Hell actually made a fuss.
Cassius knew this, so he was a little worried.
"When the time comes, go to Bulcasso and ask him to make you a pair of gloves. Just say that I owe him a favor."
Cassius frowned and said with some difficulty.
A barbarian with a glove?
This is simply a joke.
Cassius knew that what he said meant that he would definitely be ridiculed by other ancestors on the holy mountain of Harrogath.
But he didn't want his heir to die in the hands of the devil because he didn't use weapons in the battle.
"What, Wayne, are you going to fight with your fists like Natasha?"
Cassius glanced at Bruce Wayne who had just walked up to him.
After Bruce Wayne received training from Korik, he would come to learn empty-handed fighting techniques from him.
"No, I don't have this plan. After all, Kolik is better at weapons. Just because you use weapons doesn't mean you can't keep them."
Behind Bruce Wayne, Korik also came over.
"You're going to owe Bulqueso a favor? That's rare. You never owe a favor."
Korik looked at Cassius in front of him as if he had seen a white crow.
"Should I watch my heir blow up his own arm in battle just like me?"
Cassius said angrily.
"It never occurred to you that Bulcaisel might not have the materials to make gloves left in his hands?"
"How come the blacksmith didn't leave any materials behind? Didn't Karashim also use Bulkesso's work before he obtained the original Dragon Soul?"
Cassius was a little impatient.
The Dragon Soul Gloves and Bulcaisel's twin swords are almost the same, they are both professional set weapons.
Karashim is a monk whose main fighting method is boxing, so he likes the pair of gloves that can greatly increase the power of boxing.
The combination of Shenron's ruthless onslaught and Shenron's legendary fist is the Shenron Soul set.
"The effect of the Dragon Soul is to increase damage based on whether the internal energy is sufficient. Where does the barbarian get the internal energy?"
Korik and Cassius were arguing, while Natasha and Wayne on the other side couldn't get a word in at all.
"Then make a pair of hammer fists! As long as that thing is strong, it's enough!"
"It's better to use two heavy weapons to kill people!"
As a legendary glove, the hammer fist does not have many advantages except that it is strong enough.
But the gloves were too heavy, not much worse than the heavy weapons of the barbarians.
"Let's talk about it then. Anyway, she doesn't need to worry about weapons right now. Let's get two axes ready."
Cassius was not going to argue anymore.
"By then she may have already obtained the Iron Fist of the Immortal King, so there is no need for you to worry."
Korik couldn't help but say.
Vader was talking to Olongus at the moment.
Eulongus was sulking after losing to Cassius again.
Hawkeye was holding a hand ax and throwing it at the target in front of him, knocking the target down every time.
"Harder! You have to know that if you want to cause more damage, you can't turn the throwing weapon into a hammer!"
Olongus shouted angrily.
He himself is not a guy who is very good at teaching others. If Hawkeye didn't have some talent, he wouldn't have made much progress in his hands.
"Remember! Throw your weapon as hard as you can! If you don't want the devil to rush into your face and beat you to death!"
Eulongus continued to curse, and after losing the bet, he took out fifteen bottles of his treasure in exchange for Bulcasso's five bottles of wine.
His anger has not gone away yet.
In terms of strength, Olongus is not small at all, otherwise he would not be able to create a legend just by throwing weapons.
There are countless savages with high accuracy, and only he can deliver the most devastating blow.
"Has that kid Casillas been punished enough?"
Vida smiled and said what he thought was gossip.
That guy Casillas suffered a series of mind-correcting teachings from Canuck, and now he can hardly speak.
"That's Kanuk's business. If it doesn't work, just send it to Talik for a set of Proof of Shame package!"
"Talik will not interfere in other people's education. Besides, he is just a stubborn child. At most, he has some evil intentions? Is that what you say?"
"That's called egoism, don't say it anymore."
Vader and Orlongus said while looking at Hawkeye's arm that was swollen from constant throwing.
"When do you plan to let him go to the fifth secret realm? I heard that his boss is worried."
Vader played with the snow out of boredom and talked casually.
"In a few days, he won't be able to defeat that elite giant beast now."
Orlongus sighed.
The huge beast he was talking about was a demon elite. Although it was only a low-level elite, it was nothing to him now.
But for Eagle Eye, it is a mountain that is difficult to climb.
"Where's the affix?"
Vader was a little curious about this question.
"overlord!"
Olongus spit out these two words angrily.
As Olongus gave the answer, Vader's smile disappeared.
The elites with the Overlord affix are really difficult to deal with.
A stronger body, faster speed, and more exaggerated destructive power than ordinary elites.
The demons with the Overlord affix are all guys who are about to take the next step.
Demons are generally divided into ordinary, warrior, elite and unique.
The elite demons with the Overlord affix are about to be named by the Seven Demon Kings, and they are all very difficult to deal with.
"Then he should practice more. Why don't we let him follow Luo Xia to the secret realm of team formation?"
Vida thought about it and gave some advice.
"Rorschach is also a monster. In just half a month, he has caught up with Matthew."
Olongus thought quietly.
Rorschach's talent is obvious to all. Although he has only passed Bulcasso's third trial, he is no different from Matthew in terms of combat effectiveness.
"Forget it, the heir who can't even do what we can do has no future. At worst, I can wait a few more years, so don't force the child."
Orlongus said this.
Vader curled his lips.
How many more years do we have to wait? Who on the Holy Mountain doesn’t know that Olongus is famously impatient.
Canuck is having today's ideological education with Casillas, and the situation is not pretty.
"What to do when you see someone else is better than you!"
Canuck roared loudly!
"Keep training to be stronger than him!"
Casillas responded loudly like a conditioned reflex, but his speech was a little leaky because he was missing several teeth.
"can not hear!"
"Keep training! Be stronger than him!"
Casillas shouted at the top of his lungs.
“What should I do if I see someone else getting legendary equipment?”
"Go to the secret realm and fight!!"
Canuk and Casillas asked and answered questions one after another.
"What should I do if I see something unpleasant?"
Casillas was almost stunned. He got excited and shouted loudly, feeling like he was about to cry.
Anyway, his voice in answering questions became louder and louder.
"Uphold justice! Stay fair!"
Casillas's voice was broken, sounding like a broken whistle.
"Great! Keep it up!"
As Canuk's voice came, Casillas relaxed and his whole body collapsed.
“What should you do if you see someone picking up money on the street?”
Kanuk suddenly asked in a low voice.
"Hurry and look around to see if there is anything else..."
Casillas opened his mouth numbly, but he only said half of the words. Then he stuffed a piece of black bread into his mouth, and then received another uppercut.
With a bang, Casillas successfully became the first person to bite off black bread with his gums on the sacred mountain of Harrogas.
He set a new record.
"That's the wrong answer. The correct thing to do is to do your own thing and don't think about getting something for nothing."
Casillas lay on the ground and was unable to hear Canuk's last words.
Qualkek, the old general, shook his head and stopped looking at Canuck's teaching.
In fact, this method is not a serious teaching method, it is more like creating patients with Stockmore syndrome.
However, Casillas's temperament of not taking advantage is really entrenched, so Qualkek could only come up with this low-key teaching method.
Even Kanuk came to him for help, so the old general couldn't do nothing.
As for the missing teeth…
After he becomes a barbarian, he can use potions to grow it back, which will have little effect.
Bulcaisel was sitting on the steps outside the Temple of the Elders. He had not opened his doors properly for several days.
Although the blacksmith shop goes back every day, he simply prepares milk for Jill and then checks on the progress of the exercise.
Then I told Frank to urge Jill to keep training, but recently Frank seems to be troubled by tutoring his children in their studies.
"It seems like sending disobedient students to you is a good thing."
Gu Yi took out a can of tea from his sleeve, inserted a straw into it and drank slowly.
"I'm a little concerned about why you always wear this kind of clothes?"
Bulcasso was a little curious.
Of course, it's not the kind of reason to think that girls don't care about hygiene just because they haven't seen them take a shower.
Just pure curiosity.
"This robe is a magic weapon, just like your battle armor."
Gu Yi said casually, and then looked at Casillas who was still lying on the ground from a distance.
After this period of training, Casillas's robe had long been torn and he was now lying on the snow wearing simple linen clothes.
Fortunately, people who have gone through a trial will no longer be affected by the cold on the holy mountain of Harrogas, otherwise they would have to prepare a coffin if they lay unconscious on the snow.
"Well, now that I think about it, something happened in Asgard."
"There is nothing between Odin and Frigga, but Thor seems to be very shocked. The hammer seems to have been given to Thor to carry, after all, Mjolnir never leaves the hammer."
Bulcaisel didn't know what this experience was like for Thor, but he still couldn't forget the loss of an original legendary weapon.
The nephalem are either collectors or obsessive-compulsive. The symptoms on Bulcaisel are not serious, but they are still somewhat present.
"I've been shopping around a lot recently, and I haven't found anything strange. There are no signs of the power of the Seven Demon Kings."
Gu Yi put down the can in his hand, opened a portal from behind, and brought a bag of food from the other end.
"But I think you can put up an internet cable on the Holy Mountain of Harrogas."
"What are you doing with the Internet? Ordering takeout? Who can deliver to the mountains?"
Bulkesso said casually.
Then Rasuk drove over in a car with several of Mokot's ancestors.
The imitation of Rasuq has been completed, and now the ancestors have something to do.
"At least it can give our ancestors some entertainment. The Internet can make people less bored."
Ancient One felt deeply about this.
Before the popularization of the Internet, her life consisted of continuous cultivation, reading, and fighting intruders.
It has become more colorful in recent years.
The Internet plays a huge role.
"Forget it, even if you plan to build a signal tower, not many people can climb the holy mountain."
Bulcaisel glanced at Rorschach, who was brandishing his weapon.
After these few days of training, Rorschach has been able to control his anger.
At least now it won't be as conspicuous as a torch.
"Calculating the time, Tony should be back. I plan to go find him again to see if he is willing to take over the mantle of the Supreme Mage."
"Are you planning to retire?"
Bulcaisel scratched his arm with his nails, then took the blood bottle and poured it into his mouth.
He has changed the flavor of the blood bottle, and the new spirit is really good.
"Emperor Weishan already knows. They said they will hold a battle for the title of Supreme Mage after I have trained a successor."
"They didn't find anything?"
Compared with this, Bulcaisuo is more concerned about the news about the Seven Demon Kings of Hell.
"No, the universe is too big."
"I'm just asking. The Demon King of Hell has become more careful after experiencing a crisis."
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Just now, Tony Stark finally escapes from that damn cave.
Sitting in Rod's jeep preparing to return.
After experiencing that nightmare, all he wanted now was to get back to New York and eat a cheeseburger.