Zhang Shantong's face was full of kindness one second, but his already pale face became even paler the next second.
He pointed at Yan Shouyi and was speechless for a long time.
Yan Shouyi comforted him and said:
"Actually, before I came to Rongcheng, I didn't know much about these things. I have a good brother named Long Feicheng. He often said that those who are curvy are straight. I gradually understood it, and then I realized that people of the same sex can also have sex.
Love, and now the public is very tolerant, love is becoming more and more free. Although I am straight, I don’t need to worry about it. I will not look down on you because of this!"
Bang!
Zhang Shantong couldn't help it and gave Yan Shou a headache.
This mind-breaking force directly caused Yan Shouyi's forehead to hit the table hard.
If the table hadn't been so hard, it would have been smashed by Yan Shouyi's head.
Yan Shouyi covered his forehead and said with aggrieved face: "Senior, why do you suddenly hit someone so well?"
Zhang Shantong was so angry that he blew his beard and stared: "I am a straight man and he likes women! ... Bah! I have six pure roots and is not stained by the worldly world, and I will not like your grandfather's stinky feet!"
"Then you just said that you spent a very wonderful time with my grandfather..."
"Can't I travel around the world with your grandfather and travel around the world together?"
"Oh...oh! So that's what you always meant!"
Yan Shouyi suddenly woke up.
This is what I dare to say!
It's all because of Long Feicheng, who always said those strange things in his ears, causing him to misunderstand senior Zhang Shantong.
Moreover, Yan Shouyi also noticed that Zhang Shantong called his grandfather "stinky feet".
Grandpa’s feet are really smelly!
Once you take off your shoes, there will be no grass growing for ten miles!
One time, Yan Shouyi and his grandfather spent the night in the mountains and wanted to get some food. Grandpa found a pool, took off his shoes and soaked in the pool for a while.
Within three minutes, many big fish floated in the pond.
That day Yan Shouyi would rather go hungry than eat the fish that his grandfather poisoned with his feet.
Zhang Shantong's ability to call his grandfather "stinky feet" proves that they really know each other.
And it was definitely a life-long friendship!
Yan Shouyi was a little excited, but also a little embarrassed:
"I misunderstood, I misunderstood, old man."
Zhang Shantong snorted coldly: "Fortunately, you are a corpse puppet of the God of Heaven, otherwise I might have killed you with just one slap because I couldn't hold back my strength just now."
Yan Shouyi also came to his senses and realized that although Zhang Shantong was dead, his power was really scary.
What a powerful senior!
Zhang Shantong's temper came and went quickly, and he soon said to Yan Shouyi with a smile:
"Pindao has been here for many years. I never thought that one day I would meet Yan Baixiang's grandson. What a fate! Boy, your name is Yan Shouyi, right? From today on, you will be called Zhang Shouyi. From now on, you will call me grandpa.
, Do you understand?”
this……
Where is this going?
Although Zhang Shantong's relationship with his grandfather was extraordinary, Yan Shouyi couldn't accept it no matter what if he was asked to change his surname and call him grandfather!
So he said awkwardly: "Senior, my surname is passed down from our ancestors. I'm sorry for the younger generation's inability to obey."
Zhang Shantong slammed the table in anger: "You should have been my grandson, Zhang Shantong!"
"ah???"
Yan Shouyi's eyes widened.
What kind of trouble is this!
Could it be that grandpa was cheated by Zhang Shantong?
Or maybe I am not my father’s biological child, but adopted by my grandfather?
Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality???
"Old senior, are you kidding me? My father and grandfather and I look so similar, there's no reason why we shouldn't be biologically related..." Yan Shouyi said doubtfully.
"Of course you are your grandfather's biological child." Zhang Shantong said.
"Then you just said..."
Zhang Shantong: "It's not because your grandfather took away the woman I like!"
Yan Shouyi: "..."
He finally figured it out.
It turns out that Zhang Shantong and his grandfather were love rivals.
What Zhang Shantong meant was that if his grandfather had not appeared, Zhang Shantong could have married his grandmother, and theoretically Yan Shouyi would be his grandson Zhang Shantong.
But it is obvious that Yan Shouyi's blood is from the Yan family and has nothing to do with Zhang Shantong.
Just listen to Zhang Shantong sigh and say: "Back then, your grandfather and I traveled around the world together, and the two brothers were free. How wonderful those days were. Later, a woman named Wen Yuxian appeared, and your grandfather and I couldn't help but fall in love.
I fell in love with her, and finally Wen Yuxian chose your grandfather. In order to fulfill the needs of both of them, I took the initiative to leave. Alas, looking back now, I just feel that it was too infatuated and ridiculous at the time. Asking what love is in the world, it can teach us whether we will live or die...
"
Wen Yuxian is the name of Yan Shouyi's grandmother.
For a moment, Yan Shouyi felt so embarrassed.
He actually met his grandfather's love rival.
He didn't even know how to comfort Zhang Shantong.
Zhang Shantong thought about it for a while and quickly recovered. He looked at Yan Shouyi and said:
"Although Pindao is not related to you by blood, Pindao doesn't mind being your grandfather. Brat, please call me grandpa and listen."
Yan Shouyi: "...don't scream."
You can't call grandpa casually. Yan Shouyi respects his seniors, but he doesn't respect them randomly.
Zhang Shantong said angrily: "You can yell if you are told, there is so much nonsense!"
"Senior, please don't embarrass me. Grandpa and I have a very good relationship, and I won't call others grandpa easily."
"Your stubborn temper is exactly the same as that of a stinky foot!" Zhang Shan said, "Call me grandpa and I will give you some treasures!"
"This is not a question of whether it's a baby or not..."
"Then what do you want? Just ask Grandpa, and Grandpa will satisfy you!"
"I don't want anything..."
Zhang Shantong was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves: "You bastard, you are so stubborn. Do you believe that I will slap you with a big mouth? I will slap you until you call me grandpa?!"
Yan Shouyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Please take it easy and stop showing off your waist!"
"It's not the turn of a young man like you to point fingers at the poor!"
Zhang Shantong seemed really angry and slapped Yan Shou.
Yan Shouyi was startled. He knew how powerful Zhang Shantong was and quickly dodge.
But I didn't expect that this slap was just a false move, Zhang Shantong's real purpose was to lower the plate!
Before Yan Shouyi could react, Zhang Shantong had already withdrawn his slap and kicked Yan Shouyi in the stomach.
This kick pushed Yan Shou straight into the pond, and the fish in the pond were so frightened that they jumped out of the water.
Zhang Shantong shouted from above: "You brat, you have to scream today, even if you don't scream, let's see if it's your mouth that's tough, or the poor fist that's tough!"
The pond was not deep, only reaching Yan Shouyi's belly. Yan Shouyi stood up, wiped the water from his face, and became slightly angry:
"I must not scream today!"
"Good boy, I have never seen you so deserving of a beating!"
"This junior has never seen you like this, insisting on being a grandfather!"