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Chapter 65 Poo Bracelet

Liu Yiren returned to her small courtyard carrying the medical kit and saw Yan Shouyi sitting boredly on the swing and yawning.

Miraculously, the kittens she raised were all sitting around Yan Shouyi, and they rubbed their heads on Yan Shouyi's thigh very affectionately and flatteringly.

Even the coldest Maine Coon cat wanted to get into Yan Shouyi's arms.

On weekdays, Liu Yiren almost treats this Maine Coon cat as his master, but he has never seen it treat him like this!

When she thought of this, Liu Yiren suddenly became a little angry and shouted to her cat: "Meow, come here!"

Several cats were indifferent.

"Come here, I'll feed you some dried fish!" Liu Yiren didn't believe in evil.

Several cats glanced at Liu Yiren reluctantly, but that look was clearly disdain!

Liu Yiren is crazy. What is going on? They say cats are difficult to raise, but after all, I have been their poop scooper for several years, so I don’t think I have no feelings at all, right?

"Where's your doctor? How about I take care of the wound myself? My blood will bleed out if it's too late..." Yan Shouyi said.

Liu Yiren walked towards Yan Shouyi with thumping steps, waved his hand to drive away the few cats surrounding Yan Shouyi, and said: "The doctor is not here for the time being. I brought a medical kit. I have also learned emergency response before.

Take care of it, let me bandage it for you."

"How about I do it myself, don't force yourself..."

"...Shut up! You must let me do it!!!" Liu Yiren shouted.

She just didn't like Yan Shouyi's reaction of distrusting her. It was the same before when he was riding a bicycle, and now he was bandaging wounds. Liu Yiren, who never gave up, would not allow herself to be a useless vase in Yan Shouyi's eyes.

Yan Shouyi didn't know where he had angered Liu Yiren. He was a little scared now, fearing that Liu Yiren would suddenly stab himself to vent his anger after wrapping him up.

After all, a woman's heart is something that even Xiaoliu Ren's magic is not clear about.

But he still stretched out his hand honestly.

Liu Yiren dipped a cotton swab into iodophor, carefully treated Yan Shouyi's wound, and removed the dirt on the wound. While puffing out her cheeks, she helped Yan Shouyi blow air gently, and then sprinkled medicinal powder on the medical cotton.

, and then wrapped it up with bandages and medical tape, it looked decent.

Yan Shouyi was surprised and said: "I didn't know that your hands were so skillful."

"I would be happier if you didn't act so surprised." Liu Yiren rolled his eyes at Yan Shouyi, and then said, "It's just the last step, the bandaging is complete!"

"Isn't this already wrapped?" Yan Shouyi wondered.

Liu Yiren took out a watercolor pen and drew a smelly poop on the bandage on Yan Shouyi's arm.

"Perfect!" Liu Yiren burst into laughter as his trick succeeded.

Yan Shouyi: "..."

Seeing Yan Shouyi's frustrated and helpless expression, Liu Yiren's face showed the joy of victory. She felt that she and Yan Shouyi were like two chess players playing against each other, but the way of fighting was not chess, but

They mocked each other, and the poop they drew was simply a stroke of genius, and it was immediately given to Yan Shou!

So comfortable! Hahahaha!

"You are so naive!" Yan Shouyi complained.

Liu Yiren made a sound, stretched, then smiled and stretched out his hand: "My name is Liu Yiren, what is your name?"

Yan Shouyi shook hands with Liu Yiren: "Yan Shouyi."

Then the two of them sat on the swing and swayed gently. Liu Yiren said: "Brother Sun today, whose full name is Sun Zhipeng, is also a resident of our Zuihua Village. He grew up in Zuihua Village since he was a child. I am different."

La, I used to live in Sichuan and Chongqing, and I liked riding bikes for adventures. Recently I came to Rongcheng, and I couldn’t find friends for a while, so I rode with them. In fact, I wasn’t familiar with them either... I wasn’t familiar with them before, but I will be in the future.

Even less familiar."

The incident of Sun Zhipeng hitting Yan Shouyi on his bicycle made Liu Yiren have no good impression of him, and even felt a little disgusted with him.

Even though the incident started because of Yan Shouyi, Yan Shouyi sacrificed his life to save himself at the critical moment, so Liu Yiren had a better impression of Yan Shouyi.

Of course, if Yan Shouyi was not so vicious, Liu Yiren would like him more.

Yan Shou said: "I'm in a hurry to eat..."

Liu Yiren: "..."

I'm here to create an atmosphere and prepare to share stories, but you only think about eating?

The atmosphere was ruined, and Liu Yiren lost all interest. He angrily said to Yan Shouyi: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat. You don't have a few kilograms of meat on your body. Why are you so greedy?"

Yan Shouyi couldn't laugh or cry: "What I care about is not the meal, but the promises I made to others."

"Then you are awesome!" Liu Yiren rolled her eyes at Yan Shouyi again. She couldn't even count how many times she rolled her eyes today.

But keeping a promise is a man's responsibility in itself, so Liu Yiren didn't really blame Yan Shouyi for anything, but said:

"Then you go, but if you have time in the future, can you come to me often to play in Zuihua. I don't have any friends here alone. It's really boring!"

Yan Shou looked embarrassed.

"You dare to refuse me a try?" Liu Yiren suddenly became furious, and the kittens she raised were so frightened that they crawled under the table.

Yan Shouyi said: "That's not what I meant. It's okay to come and play with you, but the traffic in Guling is not very convenient, and I'm afraid Zuihuali won't let an outsider like me in casually, right?"

"Hmph, if you really come to play with me, I can get you a pass."

"Does it cost money to apply for a pass? I don't have any money!"

"..."

Well, after all is said and done, this guy really doesn’t want to come and play with me!

Liu Yiren was really angry this time. He pushed Yan Shouyi out of the yard, closed the door and shouted angrily: "Then you go, I don't care about playing with a bumpkin!"

"Hey...you..."

Yan Shouyi, who was locked out, wanted to say something, but couldn't formulate the words.

He felt that Liu Yiren would be angry no matter what he said, so in order to prevent her from getting even more angry, he had better keep his mouth shut.

But at least Liu Yiren bandaged her wounds and was considered a good girl. Yan Shouyi decided to give her a small gift.

So he shouted outside the door: "Liu Yiren, come on!"

Liu Yiren looked up and saw a string of bracelets flying over the courtyard wall. She quickly stretched out her hand to catch it: "What is this?"

"Bracelet, it's been opened. Wearing it can make people feel calm and less likely to lose their temper!" Yan Shouyi shouted.

"Are you saying I have a bad temper? Take it away, I don't need this thing!!"

Liu Yiren waited behind the door for a while, but she didn't wait for Yan Shouyi's response. She opened the door and saw that Yan Shouyi had long disappeared outside the door.

Looking at the empty alley outside the door, Liu Yiren felt a little disappointed. She pouted and closed the door, looking at the bracelet in her hand.

The bracelet is made of ninety-nine small red wooden beads strung with a red rope. Liu Yiren's arms are thin, so it is no problem to wrap them around three or four times. What Liu Yiren likes most is that there are three smooth and white beads strung on the bracelet.

Jade, Liu Yiren doesn’t know much about jade.

After studying, she also felt that these three pieces of jade felt very good to the touch, but she did not think that this bracelet would be valuable. It was mostly sold on the street. These three pieces of jade should also be synthetic. After all, how can natural jade be so white?

No flaws at all.

After playing with the bracelet for a while, Liu Yiren was surprised to find that one of the small wooden beads was carved into the shape of poop!

It looks exactly like the pattern I drew on Yan Shouyi's bandage!

"He carved a piece of poop and gave it to me in such a short period of time???" Liu Yiren was stunned.

For a moment, Liu Yiren didn't know whether to call Yan Shouyi romantic or straight.

But even so, she still couldn't put it down and put it on her hand immediately.

"My mood suddenly improved a lot!" Liu Yiren said to herself, "Uncle Zhong said that grandpa invited distinguished guests today, so I'll go and have a look too!"

She did not connect the distinguished guests she was hosting at home with Yan Shouyi, who was in a hurry to attend the appointment.

In her mind, Yan Shouyi's dress had nothing to do with Zuihuali in this life, let alone the Liu family.

But little did she know that a huge surprise was waiting for her in the banquet hall.



At the same time, Yan Shouyi, who was looking for Zuihuali No. 1 on the trail in Zuihuali, was holding his arm and looking at the poop pattern on the bandage.

"Strange, I seem to have seen this pattern somewhere..."

With doubts and a frown on his face, Yan Shouyi finally found the main entrance of No. 1 Zuihuali.

It seems that it is not far from Liu Yi's house, maybe the two families are still next to each other.

The tall Jiangjun Gate blocked Yan Shouyi's view, but the big plaque of the Liu family hung above his head. Yan Shouyi reconfirmed the house number, then stepped forward and knocked on the golden shop sign on the door.

Knock, knock, knock.

Knock three times slowly, neither lightly nor hard, neither urgently nor slowly. This is the etiquette of knocking on doors.

Soon, the door opened, and Uncle Zhong poked his head out, looking at Yan Shouyi: "Who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for...uh..."

Yan Shou was stunned for a moment, realizing that he didn't seem to know the old man's name at all.

So he changed the way he answered and said, "I am Yan Shouyi."

Upon hearing Yan Shouyi's name, Uncle Zhong's expression suddenly changed, he quickly opened the door and said with great respect:

"Mr. Yan, our master has been waiting for you for a long time. Please come with me to the banquet hall!"


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