Chapter 4 Timid and introverted, afraid of cyberbullying
Chapter 4: Timid and introverted, afraid of online violence
Author: Qiyun
Chapter 4: Timid and introverted, afraid of online violence
early morning.
A purple-red morning glow appeared in the sky, like a blooming red rose, extremely magnificent.
On the ground, on the flower buds that are about to bloom, crystal clear dewdrops are shining, looking full of life.
I tossed and turned several times on the boat during the day and couldn't fall asleep.
He looked down.
"well--!"
Bai Ye sighed.
In his previous life, he also underwent special training. Although he could not spin a wheel, he was by no means comparable to ordinary people.
But now, with the blessing of the motherland's template, even Lao Ai may have to kneel on the ground and call Ba Ba.
Even if you use it to smash iron walnuts, it will be no problem.
It’s just too strong and uncomfortable!
Set off the ship.
After going to the bathroom and taking a cold shower, Bai Ye managed to calm down.
After washing up, Bai Ye had a simple breakfast and then started thinking about what to do next.
Looking for another woman?
Forget it, after pushing across the San Fernando Valley, his body could handle it, but his spirit couldn't either!
Now that he has entered the time of the Great Sage, within a short period of time, he does not want to touch women at all.
Even Cindy Crawford, she just swallowed it hard in order to upgrade her biological force field as soon as possible...
Okay, this is a bit pretentious.
Cindy Crawford still smells great.
In short, Bai Ye now just wants to expand the channels for obtaining points.
"Being close to the people of the motherland can earn points..." Bai Ye thought for a moment: "What is the core trait of the people of the motherland?"
The false Superman: has no affinity, is alone, and is not loved by the masses; has a solemn expression, struggles internally, and has no leadership style; is afraid of green stones, is weak in ability, and is defeated by earthlings in bat suits.
The real superman: Gentle and approachable, taking photos with fans, approachable, and widely loved by the masses; confident smile, firm heart, showing personality charm; has no fatal weakness, is invincible, but is afraid of online violence.
"fan!"
Bai Ye quickly grasped the key point.
A native of the motherland is essentially a child who lacks love, so he longs for attention and the admiration and love of his fans.
If his true identity is discovered by others and he loses fans, no one will love him. That's why he, as the strongest man on earth, is afraid of online violence.
"The question is, how to get fans?"
Think about it.
Bai Ye took out her mobile phone and started searching:
"Let me see, who has the most fans in the world?"
"Michael Jackson? 2 billion fans? This is too much. There are only more than 6 billion people in the world!"
"Well, it seems that relying on popular culture to gain fans... is also a way!"
Bai Ye touched his chin:
"Anyway, you can give it a try first."
He is not very good at singing and dancing, and the cycle of movies and TV shows is too long.
I thought about it again.
"novel!"
This is the most effective way to reach the public at any time and with low time cost.
A cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and a computer to code for a day.
In his previous life, Bai Ye also tried to write online articles. It took him a day... and then he gave up. It was so tortured.
Now, I can definitely be a copywriter!
Before Bai Ye was hit and killed, I had also witnessed the fandom of Internet writers, and the level of craziness was not that bad in the entertainment industry.
"Whether it works or not, let's try it first before deciding."
Bai Ye came to the computer desk, turned on the computer, found the website, and started to register an account under the pseudonym "Ancestor".
After everything is settled.
Bai Ye began to mobilize his [Super Brain lv2] ability and began to recall the classic online articles he had read.
At this moment, Bai Ye's brain was like a USB flash drive, and the memories hidden deep in the brain were quickly retrieved.
"I have to say that this ability is almost as buggy as a biological force field. It's a pity that Superman doesn't use it."
Bai Ye shook his head slightly.
Does Superman have a brain?
Of course!
But he never uses it.
Superman relies on his super brain and body of steel to never get tired, which means Superman can keep his brain functioning 24 hours a day without sleeping.
Then, by comparing his nerve reaction speed with that of Little Flash on a daily basis, it can be concluded that his brain speed should be similar to that of Little Flash.
In the end, his accumulation of knowledge, the knowledge of more than a dozen galaxies and countless civilizations obtained by Krypton, were all in his mind.
So, if someone fights Superman, the process should be like this - first use physical strength to ride the flying dragon on the face. If you can't beat him, then in a microsecond, search the information in your mind to see if there is a way to defeat the opponent and plan it.
There are hundreds of options. If not, just spend another microsecond to escape. However, in reality, Superman just rushes forward with his fists every time.
"Bah bang bang!"
Bai Ye didn't need to think about the plot at all, he just pasted and copied it from his mind, and then [Super Speed] came into effect, and he started typing on the keyboard quickly.
In one hour, Bai Ye produced 30,000 words.
This was due to the overheating of the keyboard friction, which caused Bai Ye to have to adjust the speed.
Otherwise, it is not impossible to write 100,000 words in one hour.
"Upload!"
Bai Ye twisted his neck, stood up and moved his body, went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator door, took out a can of beer, opened it with his finger, took a big sip, and then returned to the computer desktop, waiting for the results.
Ten minutes, half an hour, an hour...
"What the hell? This is a classic and cool article that has withstood the test of time. There is no way it won't generate fans!"
Bai Ye wondered:
"Isn't this the best way?"
Grass!
Waste of labor time!
If I had known it wouldn't work, I would have used this time to hang out with supermodels and female celebrities.
Bai Ye kicked the computer desk in frustration.
I just want to turn off the computer and go out to find some young ladies to play around with for a while.
"Huh?"
Bai Ye suddenly saw that the page had turned into an irregular website.
It should have been a kick, and I accidentally moved the mouse and keyboard.
"Well..."
Bai Ye pondered for a moment and decided to go in and investigate first.
Well, this is looking at it with a critical eye.
If this website is too irregular, then he will report it to prevent these dirty things from polluting the minds of children.
After watching it for a while...
"What? These things are written too lowly. There is no connection, no real feelings, it's all so broad and open. It's the details that determine success or failure. Where are the details here?"
Bai Ye shook his head repeatedly.
"Looks like I have to open your eyes!"
Baiye Xingzhi came, rolled up his sleeves, and re-registered a pen name on this website called "No umbrella after rain".
The next step is to create the work.
At this point, Bai Ye was hesitating again. There were many classic works in his mind, what should he write?
Direct copying of Dala La is not good either, some localized modifications are needed.
Bai Ye lit a cigarette, thought for a long time, and finally wrote: