Four hundred and twenty-eight rolling in the toilet
Silly Zhu's hands and feet were weak from vomiting, but he still shouted loudly: "Catch him quickly! He is going to run to the toilet."
As soon as these words came out, combined with what Jia Dongxu said just now, everyone's faces turned green.
Yi Zhonghai even collapsed and shouted: "Hurry up, hurry up!"
Then, a strange scene appeared in the alley.
Jia Dongxu ran in front, and a group of people chased him madly behind.
From time to time, two wailing sounds were heard: "It's not good, it's not good! Jia Dongxu ran to the toilet!"
"Hurry up, hurry up!"
Zhang Yu, who was watching the excitement from the side, didn't know what to think of. He turned to look at the package thrown on the ground.
Thinking of the smell on Jia Dongxu's body, his face looked a little unhappy.
Looking at Silly Zhu who was still vomiting there, Zhang Yu couldn't help but ask: "Is there anything dirty on Jia Dongxu just now?"
As soon as these words came out, Shazhu vomited even more.
After vomiting, he said with a distorted face: "When I first discovered him, he said that he was a peach tree, and he wanted to bear peaches and fertilize. When I rushed in, he was holding his urine
Pour the basin over your body..."
As if thinking of that scene, Shazhu couldn't help but feel a little nauseous.
Confirming his suspicion, Zhang Yu looked at his package and his face became even more ugly.
I can’t have this package anymore!
As for the things inside, Zhang Yu looked confused, but at the same time he was glad that he had put all the food in the space, and there were only some clothes inside that he usually wore.
"vomit!"
Zhang Yu feels that he seems to have grown taller recently, and those clothes are a little shorter. At first, he thought of wearing them casually, but now it seems that he is not so frugal anymore.
School is about to start, and I still need to make two new outfits more or less.
But this is considered a great experience for him.
He had only known that mushroom poisoning would see villains before, but he never thought it could be like this.
Just when Zhang Yu was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a heartbreaking cry: "Stop him quickly! He is going to roll in the toilet!"
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Yu blinked his eyes.
He turned to look at Zhao Wenzhuo: "Uncle, we are all neighbors, should we go over and help?"
Zhao Wenzhuo couldn't help but twitch his lips when he saw his nephew's expression of saying he was going to help, but actually his eyes were full of wanting to see the excitement.
But this was the first time he encountered such a rare thing, and he wanted to see the excitement.
Zhao Wenzhuo replied seriously: "It's really time to go over and help. In this case, let's put the package at the door first, and then go over to help."
"Okay!" Zhang Yu happily placed the baggage at the door.
Different from the courtyard where several protagonists live, their courtyard is full of respectable people, and no one will steal things if they are placed in the courtyard.
Zhang Yu is also very relieved about this.
When Zhang Yu rushed over, he saw a group of people dragging Jia Dongxu desperately.
And Jia Dongxu was struggling desperately.
I don't know where he got the strength, but the two young men couldn't hold him back.
Seeing that he was moving further and further until he saw the toilet, Jia Dongxu's eyes lit up and his strength in struggling became a little stronger.
The faces of the two young men changed and they shouted hurriedly: "Hurry up, if someone comes again, we won't be able to hold him back."
The next second, Jia Dongxu broke free from the hands of the two young men and ran towards the toilet.
"Catch him quickly, catch him quickly!" Yi Zhonghai screamed so loudly that his voice broke because it was too high.
The reputation of their yard has not been very good in the past two years.
If Jia Dongxu jumps into a manure pit again today, he will definitely become famous in the neighborhood.
As long as Yi Zhonghai thinks about it, when they go out in the future and people ask them where they are from, as soon as he opens his mouth, people will say: "Oh, it's the one who jumped into the manure pit..."
When he thought of this, Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt a little suffocated.
In fact, sometimes people really don’t have to live that long.
Thinking that he would have to go out with such a reputation in the future, Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt that his life was hopeless.
Looking at the few people who were watching the show leisurely nearby, Yi Zhonghai yelled: "Hurry up and stop me. You are not married yet. If a cesspool jumper appears in our courtyard, it will be embarrassing if word spreads about it."
, when we talk about this in the future, what kind of girl is willing to marry you..."
As soon as these words came out, several young people watching the excitement were stunned.
The next second, several young people who realized what Yi Zhonghai had just said jumped up and flew towards Jia Dongxu.
Even if there was a lot of calculations, the third uncle's children could not care about the gains and losses of the calculation at this time, and shouted: "Jia Dongxu, calm down, don't jump, don't jump!"
While rushing towards Jia Dongxu.
Sure enough, you will only go to great lengths when your own interests are involved.
Jia Dongxu, who was originally uncontrollable by both young men, was now controlled by the third uncle's eldest son alone.
He pressed Jia Dongxu under him and shouted outside: "Quick, I can't hold him down anymore, get the rope and tie him up!"
"Okay, take the rope. Where is the rope? Get the rope quickly!"
Seeing that Jia Dongxu was under control, Yi Zhonghai's face flashed with a flash of catastrophe, urging everyone to get the rope quickly.
However, it was too early for him to be happy.
Jia Dongxu's potential is endless and cannot be suppressed by the third uncle's eldest son.
Before he could get the rope, Jia Dongxu had already thrown him away, got up again and flushed into the toilet.
"Ah! No!" Several people in the same hospital as Jia Dongxu let out a heart-rending cry.
Zhang Yu, who was watching the excitement from the side, first heard a thump, followed by a smell.
There was a child who was attracted by the excitement and was climbing on the toilet wall. When he saw the scene inside, he started shouting loudly.
"Someone jumped into the latrine, some rolled in the latrine, and some rolled in the latrine!"
"So dirty, so smelly, so smelly!"
"Mom and dad, come and see, there is someone rolling in the pit, grabbing corpse rice and smearing it on himself..."
"How disgusting!"
"Ahhh!" As soon as these words came out, Yi Zhonghai let out a scream that was too heavy to bear.
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! After screaming, he looked at the group of young men in the courtyard with blank eyes, and murmured to himself like Mrs. Xianglin: "Why? Why didn't you give him
Grab him, why don't you hold him down, why? Why..."
The faces of several young men were not very good-looking either.
They can already imagine that after this incident spreads, the girls will definitely know that there is a man who jumped into the manure pit during the blind date.
What a shame!
What a shame!
Several young men in the courtyard who were not yet married were so angry that they were about to jump off their feet.
"Ahhh!"
"Ahhh!"
"..."
However, the joys and sorrows of life are not the same.
Compared to Yi Zhonghai and the others who were heartbroken, furious, and even felt that life was hopeless, the people watching on the sidelines were quite happy.
The newcomer poked the person in front of him with his hand and asked, "What happened?"
The eyes of the person standing in front of him lit up, as if he had found a confidant, and he said excitedly: "I told you that someone jumped into the latrine, and even wiped that stuff on his body."
The visitor couldn't help but pick out his ears. Was there something wrong with his ears just now? Why did he seem to hear such explosive words?
The person standing in front of him saw that he didn't believe him and hurriedly made room for him: "See for yourself, he is still in the toilet."
The visitor came closer and saw the man rolling around in the toilet with his own eyes, and opened his mouth slightly: "This...where did this lunatic come from?"
The person standing in front had nothing to do with Jia Dongxu, and he even looked down upon Jia Dongxu, who was dominating the workshop and suppressing all the brothers in the workshop because he had an eighth-level fitter as his master.
Even though he had a conflict with the level 8 fitter master later on, he still looked arrogant and looked down on everyone.
Not to mention that everyone is a fitter, how is Jia Dongxu better than them?
They asked Jia Dongxu not to argue with the other party before because of the face of the other party's level 8 fitter master.
If there was no backstage, who would have Jia Dongxu pretending to be in front of them?
Without the level 8 fitter master as the backend, what would Jia Dongxu be?
When he mentioned this, his eyes were full of disdain.
Having a level 8 fitter as a master is something that not many people would envy.
Jia Dongxu is a bad guy. He has such a good master who teaches him step by step, but he refuses to learn in a down-to-earth manner.
Until now, I am just a level 2 fitter.
If instead he had a level 8 fitter as his master, now he would be a level 4 or 5 fitter no matter what.
It's a pity that his life is not as good as Jia Dongxu's.
If there is any conflict between him and Jia Dongxu, this conflict has something to do with Yi Zhonghai, a level 8 fitter.
When Jia Dongxu had a good relationship with Yi Zhonghai two years ago, Yi Zhonghai focused entirely on Jia Dongxu, the future pensioner, and ignored the other young people in the workshop.
In order to let Jia Dongxu get ahead, he even suppressed several talented young people in the workshop to prevent them from being promoted so quickly.
That is to say, the master and apprentice had a falling out, so Yi Zhonghai stopped suppressing several young people.
He thinks he is not a talented person, but without Yi Zhonghai's suppression, he is now a level 3 fitter.
Thinking of this, his face became even more surprised.
In his opinion, if Yi Zhonghai had not shown favoritism in the beginning, he would be a Level 4 fitter no matter what.
Thinking of this, he no longer had any taboo against talking about Jia Dongxu.
Someone came again and asked him: "Whose lunatic is this? He was accidentally released."
He curled his lips and said disdainfully: "I'm not a lunatic! I'm a regular employee of the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill?"
The visitor's eyes widened and he looked at Jia Dongxu who was rolling in the toilet in disbelief: "He is the only one who is still a regular employee!"
"That's not true." He quietly pointed to Yi Zhonghai beside him: "Did you see that, that is the 8th grade fitter master in the factory, the master in the toilet. I heard that the two of them still live in the same yard.
inside……"
Bala, bala, bala, the man standing in front just now told them all about the relationship between the two.
The man glanced at Yi Zhonghai secretly, and then said: "So he is Master Yi, the level 8 fitter in the factory!"
"No, it's him!"
The man's words seemed to have kicked off some kind of prologue, and everything he said next was so detailed that it almost revealed what the two of them usually eat.
"Tsk tsk tsk!"
"..."
"..."
Listening to the whispers of the people around him and feeling the quiet but meaningful glances of the people, Yi Zhonghai's face turned blue and white, and became extremely distorted.
Seeing Jia Dongxu rolling in the toilet, he couldn't help but said: "vomit - vomit -"
He frowned hard, vomited, and pointed at Jia Dongxu in the toilet and said, "Quick, get him out!"
Everyone, look at me and I look at you, no one wants to do this.
The third uncle's children even saw that something was wrong and wanted to run away.
It's a joke, they don't have much clothes to wear. If they accidentally rub it on themselves when pulling someone in, will they still need to wear these clothes in the future?
Even if Yi Zhonghai breaks the news, no one is willing to take action.
Silly Zhu, the only one who might listen to him and be willing to take action, was feeling nauseated in the courtyard at the moment and didn't come over at all.
Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to turn to Yan Tiecheng in the end: "Pull Jia Dongxu out of the toilet, and I will give you 5 yuan."
As soon as these words came out, Yan Tiecheng's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Really, as long as I pull Jia Dongxu out of the toilet, you will give me 5 yuan?"
Yi Zhonghai took out 5 yuan directly from his pocket: "I'll give you the money first."
Yan Tiecheng took the 5 yuan with a smile, patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, sir, leave this matter to me."
Others were a little moved when they looked at the money in Yan Tiecheng's hand.
That's 5 yuan, which is enough to feed a family for more than half a month.
But when he turned around and looked at Jia Dongxu, who was still wiping corpses on himself in the toilet, the originally excited person felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on him, and he suddenly stopped being excited.
Forget it, forget it!
It’s not necessary to earn these 5 yuan.
After Yan Tiecheng borrowed the money, he turned to look at his younger brothers and sisters. Looking at their thin appearance, he sighed with some pity.
He lowered his head to look at the money in his hand, then turned to look at the person beside him, with a flash of struggle in his eyes.
The younger brothers and sisters are not that strong, but if they ask other people for help, they have to share 5 yuan.
5 yuan, that’s a whole 5 yuan!
He was reluctant to score.
For a time, Yan Tiecheng was entangled.
Yi Zhonghai knew the temperament of the third uncle's family very well, and knew that the third uncle's children were just like the third uncle, they all wanted money rather than their lives.
I couldn't help but urge: "Get this person out quickly. If it's late, you have to refund me the money."
As soon as these words came out, Yan Tieli immediately grabbed the 5 yuan he had and carefully stuffed it into his pocket.
Money back!
What terrible words are these!
No, no, no! There will never be a refund.
He looked at Jia Dongxu in the toilet who kept shouting that he wanted to fertilize, bloom, and grow pomegranates. His eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something.
"Master, just wait, I'll call them out right away."
Everyone looked at Yan Tiecheng with curiosity, wondering if there was any way he could call out the crazy Jia Dongxu from the toilet.
Faced with everyone's curiosity, Yan Tiecheng cleared his throat with a proud look on his face: "Ahem! Jia Dongxu, in order for the pomegranate to bloom, you can't just apply fertilizer, you also need to water it, so that the pomegranate tree can grow taller."
